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From now on he may remember that NO means NO. Of course he may not remember anything at all.

Where do I sign up to be his apprentice?

That's classic... I'm going to rob you, here you can have my ***.

No that's skinny front tyre and too much front brake, ok show off and ***** dumb ass in there too.

Yeah I thought it was too long too

Safe to say - You're doing it wrong.

Everybody :bowdown: the king is here.

No I don't believe that religioin offers a choice

Bravo. :thumbsup: BTW, I'll excercise my right of choice and take the door on the left.

Another reason cats shouldn't take acid.

I love cats too, they're great when you cook them right. (dodges flying objects)

Yeah but for a second there I thought he was trying to ******* her.

That's classic...

A strong relationship has to be built on more than just sex, but I don't see how abstaining from sex builds that. As said by SimplexDesign balance is the key. I'd like to hear the responses if someone said the opposite. "We have a strong emotional relationship, but our sex life is wanting, for...

was that before or after you started turning blue?

Yes you can but they're still having trouble getting the colour just right.

What the ****** or the ***? Cause I don't think the ***** is entirely to blame here, besides these days that's called ***** *****... how could you :rolleyes:

I wonder what the conversation was like

I hope this isn't one of those "limit one per customer" things

There's no need to go complicating matters, at least they're trying

Could be worse - you could be 33. happy birthday anyway you old codger.:glugglug:

This song is a classic folk type song in the Czech republic and all the **** (20 year ago) knew it and loved it, but listening to it now just makes me feel ashamed to be from that part of the world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4aqM_wu6Ns

Lol I like the afterthought... and Hispanic people too.

Yes it is hard to beat a big cock, but I think you should still give it a try honey.

When army drills go horribly wrong.

When they make The Simpsons movie with real actors, this guy has to be the first pick for Cletus...

So hot and yet so few decent pictures... shame.

Good plan, always better to double and triple check just to be on the safe side. :thumbsup:

Gin and tonic me thinks, it wil do strange things to a person.

Too true. I think she really lost something when she got the implants.

I'll kiss it better for her

Thank you for the introduction to Kimmy teen, very cute. Rep coming when the board allows.

There is a cheat code, but it takes away everything you own, things you don't yet own, things you ever wanted to own, and your penis.

Doesn't matter if you're a nerd, if you can get Leia to stroke your wookie, you're doing something right. :thumbsup:

Damn it, I knew I wasn't feeling 100%, but I didn't realise I'd turned into a zombie, although in hindsight the craving for human flesh is unusual.

Got to give it to her though, she keeps going afterwards, that's dedication.

Love the look on her face, she still thinks everything will be ok

I'm not sure of the anatomy of Jabba, but depending on where the penis is located that could be a really uncomfortable experience...

Awesome, I've got to try that.

At least they're using their spare time constructively, I always just went to *****.

You forgot to mention sharks on roller skates, they're the ones that really catch you unawares.

Herpes is kind of cute, but I still wouldn't want to give it to someone.

What just happened? I must have been ******** by aliens... three hours gone, just like that.

I reckon that's going to leave a mark...

Ok, another one that needs to be removed from the gene pool.

Yeah seeing it is wrong, but be honest you would if you could

You've watched me pull a rabbit out of my hat, now help me pull a hare out of may arse.

Sad to say that she probably does, which means that none of us really has a chance with her (unless we manage to catch her when she inevitably ends up in rehab).

Go on give her a kiss then.

My thoughts exactly, speed was good but about 3 seconds before he touched down I was thinking the runway was getting too short.