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    Would u fuck this FACE?

    Is she on an Olympic swim team? Is there any money in it for me?
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    American Bible Challenge

    Does the winner get a year supply of communion wafers?
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    Road Rage

    Driving is a privilege not a right or something like that.
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    I'm a bad, bad girl and I'm truly sorry. Forgive me?

    You can always win my forgiveness with either fireworks for me to light or something with shredded coconut on it.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    You can stack the flyers with goal scores but come on their goal tending sucks.
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    If FreeOnes was a city

    As long as the central air works and there is a decent sized pool why not.
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    what happened to busty rebecca latina?

    She change her name to Well Endowed Becca Hispanic.
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    The Aurora Colorado massacre

    I must commend Christian Bale who made an unannounced visit to the hospital were the shooting victims are recovering. I take my hat off to him for that.
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    Women in Sci Fi

    Summer Glau from Firefly, and all those ladies from Battlestar Galactica.
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    Would you want to fuck one of them?

    Sure why not are those the ********* of members of the Scorpians?
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    African American female entertainers receive no respect

    I lost my keys did anyone find them in the lost and found bin?
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    What Do You Think About Me?

    Hmmm, maybe if I got to know you I would like you. Ah um never mind.
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    best of Craigslist

    I bought my furniture off there recently.
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    Ask a British Person.......

    Is there a mail-order catalog for British mail order brides?
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    What happened to Strawberry Vixxxen?

    She cut in front of me in line at WalMart bullishi she had 10 items or less
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    Silicon boobs

    To quote that country song "I like them, I love them, I want some more of them."
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    Today in history...

    Wait that big rock in the sky that affects ocean tides and werewolves is called the Moon? What an age we live in.
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    Do you ***** in porn?

    Well my dreams don't have a conservatory in it, so I better sharpen up my ***** carpentry skills and build one so I can get some Sandra Romain.
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    Is Jsmoothpa going to get a blow job for his birthday?

    What's the over under on this? Why not just give him $15 to spend on anything he wants at toys r us.
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    Thelma's Gypsy girls.

    Thelma wasn't she the one With the glasses on scooby doo?
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    Breaking: Holy **** Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    People snap that is all I can say, sadly that insane anger is taken out on the innocent. It has nothing do with *** control. However my thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of this tragedy and their families.
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    Pornstars with irritating voices

    Let's see there is Kimi Ji, she has got this baby girl voice that is very grating. Jada Fire's asthma ****** voice in the midst of sex. My all time irritating voice has to go to Chandler Steele, loud and grating screeching, irritating enough to shake your spinal column
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    Any similar sites to Freeones?

    We have destroyed and assimilated all th competion sort of like the Gathering from Highlander.
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    Blowjobs in porn

    Look at the blow job as the appetizer to the full blown sexing.
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    Anyone afraid of wasps?

    I **** their sting, considering their stinger is pretty much half the size of their body.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Goon one of them best hockey films I have seen in a long time.
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    Is Tea better than coffee?

    Tea, because I never cared for the taste of coffee.
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    vegetarians on the board?

    I have been a vegetarian since I was 10, the reason being is that I developed severe ulcers and colitis from eating meats. And it sucks living in Texas now, because wownthe BBQ does not cater to one such as me.
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    Summerland Tour!! :D

    I remember my older ******* took me to a Descendants show when I was 10-11 and gave me my first **** which was a King Kobra 40 oz.
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    Girlfriend Sex Live

    What are you two going to do?
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    Does anybody else get tired of fish-eye lens in porn?

    Yeah I am not crazy about it either especially if there is some sunken pirate in the background.
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    Is It Polite To Give A Courtesy Flush When Letting Go A Stream Of Asparagus ****?

    If one can smell someone's ***** they a too close to the urinal.
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    Strippers, strippers and even more strippers!

    People still go to strip clubs?
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    Do you think Luongo would be a good fit in Toronto?

    Why not, will he make a difference no.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    I look forward to seeing Malcolm Suban progress for the Bruins, and anticipate when he plays his ******* PK when Boston takes on Montreal, unless PK somehow gets signed to Boston, which I wouldn't mind. As a Bruins fan I **** the fact that he plays for Montreal and is an agitater with diving but...
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    horror movies

    That movie was pretty decent for an original I like hoW they are going to take characters from Jeepers Creepers 1&2.
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    Anti-Zombie Homes

    I like those Pueblo or Ananasi cliff homes carved along the sides.
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    U2 vs Insane Clown Posse

    The Damned would throw Molotov cocktails at both their fans and them.
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    What to do if you fell in love with a massage girl?

    If you fall in love with her I recommend investing in those wrist guards for carpal tunnel syndrome.
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    Zooey Deschanel or Kat Dennings

    Kat for sure, Zooey is a hipster snot rag whose bush probably smells like an art room supply closet or liquid chemicals for developing film.
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    why the hell are these girls shaving their heads?

    Whoa I am gone for several months and heads are being shaved circa 90's Bones Bridgade skate videos.
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    Is "Paranormal Activity" as good as "Halloween"?

    Comparing those two movies is like comparing two things that are not equally comparable to be compared.
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    Want to know what porn star your girlfriend looks like?

    Unless I can turn myself into some cyborg then I am not interested in face matching!
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    Should Van Halen Play Halftime At The Superbowl?

    Get back Gary Cherrone from Van Halen III back on vocals and we have a halftime show.
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    Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City Trailer

    What is this!? It's *****, I hope it's not Chris' *****!
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    The Walking Dead video game.

    Um where's the zombies?
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    Who would win in a fight?

    Kylie Minouge as Cammy does a run in and trashes them both.
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    Swinging

    Hammocking now that's my favorite past time.
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    horror movies

    Hatchet 3 has been green lighted and probably another Laid to Rest. A cool idea for a horror movie would be from the guys who did Hobo With a Shotgun and have it focus on the Plauge, anyone remember the hospital scene with the harpoon/grapple/noose ***?
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    Which is Worse: ***** Invasion, Asteroid Impact, World War 3, Zombie Infestation?

    An EMP bomb knocking out all electricity, eletronics, and well pretty much anything.
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