Is It Polite To Give A Courtesy Flush When Letting Go A Stream Of Asparagus ****?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't know if it's my system or that I eat so much asparagus but every window in the house needs to be opened when I go hang one. I actually went to the wrestling matches one time using the urinal and a slob from the handicapped stall quickly pulled his trousers up and bailed out after smelling my ***. My one cancelled out his two. He was a real fat one too.

What is it about asparagus? Don't squeeze your paste off in a gal's mouth after eating it either.