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    Retired porn stars attending college

    CHances are if they run a background check they will find that said potential employee probably works for some studio or production company LLC. There is a huge world of difference between background check and what is on a resume. Sirfartsalot why don't you do what your parents did and find a...
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    Please give Anders negative rep!!

    Can't we just give him a box on chocolate covered marchiono cherries which aren't even cherries but a mix of chemcials and base compounds with cherry like flavoring.
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    Ever come across someone you know?

    I have dated and ***** with a couple of women that have done amatuer porn, or with one she did some web cam dominatrix work.
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    The Avengers

    I will eventually get around to viewing this film, I can't say that I am big fan of Marvel or the Avengers comics wise, but I have heard nothing but good things about this flick.
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    NHL v. NBA: Which playoffs are better?

    Either one is good to watch especially when your favorite team is eliminated from the playoffs.
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    'Civilized People Don't Buy Gold'

    No they just mine it or pan for it down by the creek.
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    If you lend out a book/movie/etc...

    I stopped doing that many years ago because whatever I lent out was usually not returned to me.
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    Go Ahead, Keep Fucking With Wild ******* in Captivity!

    Getting eaten by an alligator or crocodile is like falling ****** in a giant blender.
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    horror movies

    When I heard that Elijah Wood is going to play Frank Zito the killer in the remake of Maniac, I nearly threw my computer at the wall. Come on! However that hobbit played a cool serial killer in Sin City though, hmm I will watch on demand when it fails at the box office.
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    Thinking about starting my own Porn company

    Go for it man, however I would wait for the economy to pick back up again before you start up a business of any kind, with that said Gatsby I have a Box Social to attend.
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    Your excuse to avoid sex with her/him

    I always use the tried and true excuse of, I need to conduct ******* gene splicing on endangered spices with hope that one they, you know what let's have sex.
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    Should I get back with my Ex?

    Yes eat the 7 layered burrito and endless tortilla chip bowl but no gettig back with ex girlfriend, share the food with her though.
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    I took a Shower

    Whoa hold on a minute does Raylene know about this!? I think I am going to tell her, first you **** up in the morning with no make up on, now showering with blondes will this devious behavior stop.
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    Which Restaurant?

    The Frying Dutchman, all you can eat fried seafood, and all the iced tea you can *****!
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    Report: NFL legend Junior Seau found dead at his California home

    Remember meeting him at a Patriots autograph signing classy guy, excellent player, and will be missed.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    I haven't been watching can someone please update me?
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    Austin Kincaid

    There's your answer Cochise now gets to steppin!
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    Who would you do?

    Meh there are hotter women being released from prison.
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    I Woke Up In Raylene's House This Morning

    I will take a cup of chai and a chocolate almond biscotti please ladies.
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    Beastie Boys Co-Founder Adam Yauch Dead at 48 after battle with cancer RIP

    I had no idea he was sick, but really a bummer in my opinion.
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    horror movies

    Here are some good horror watches I dug up, Cube, Temple of the Blind Dead, The Haunting (Original one), and Anguish.
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    VNA Lifeguards

    I hear they do a great breast stroke, hey folks stay for the 9pm show it gets a bit racier.
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    girls with freckles... yay or nay?

    Freckles are a yay with me, especially around the cleavage or the shoulders.
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    So I'm watching Braveheart...

    See I thought that with movies like Braveheart and The Patriot Mel just hated the British ah well, I'd rather watch porn.
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    Look out for us sneaky Germans at Hockey!

    How can you teach ******** to read when they can't even fit into the building? Aside from that why are they pretending to play hockey on grass with umbrella handles.
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    vaginal piercing : hot or not

    labia or clit rings just one or those little barbells nothing like a pirecing that you can hang a towel from.
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    I have the best idea ever!

    No way, the last time we had one of those types of get togethers, I woke up with dirk in my tent and a lot of very confused feelings.
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    may the fourth be with you!!!!

    Yes I like to celebrate Star Wars Day by shooting at Wamp Rats in my TX-80 Speeder down in Beggars Canyon.
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    Does yogurt improve semen?

    Yeah what the science guys says to you on tv and whatnot.
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    ********* you most want to punch in the face, 2012 FreeOnes list

    Oh boy where do I start here we go. Ryan Seacrest, Michael Bay, the cast of the Jersey Shore, and a cavalcade of useless talents that I don't have the time to write down.
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    I'm an uncle.

    The pack is growing, a future S.T.A.R.S. member must be taught your ways.
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    Lost parakeet tells Japanese police its home address

    Yeah and then some Kaiju hero appeared when said bird grew to gargantuan porportions and started leveling the city of Kyoto.
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    The Saffron Taylor Official Thread - Latex Fetish and Sexy Glamour News and Updates

    Re: The Saffron Taylor Official Thread - Latex Fetish and Sexy Glamour News and Updat Again there is something just so right as a blonde haired British darling wearing latex.
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    horror movies

    A Serbian Film, I saw it and I just wanted the 90 something odd minutes that I ****** watching it. I was so angered by it I had to escape into the Lovecraftian maddness that is In the Mouth of Madness and The Unamable.
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    Guys check this out, especially the women (OCSM's especially): "Schrödinger’s ******"

    Re: Guys check this out, especially the women (OCSM's especially): "Schrödinger’s Rap This reminds me of a safety film called Stranger Danger.
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    Moist whale name

    Moist whale sounds like the name of some fruity bar.
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    Best Angelina?

    Hmmm whichever one looks good after the last 4 years since the thread was posted.
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    Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

    Is Jarlsburg a Norwegian cheese? If so is it good for grilling or blending with othe cheese for grilling.
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    Your Best Baseball Movie?

    Major League, Bull Durham, **** League, and The Natural.
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    How many WPM do you type?

    Why do you want to know? Am I applying for a data entry job?
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    horror movies

    Mulberry Street was alright but the same guys that made it did a great vampire flick called Stakeland.
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    Kate Upton Doing The Cat *****

    You throw in some Klondike ice cream bars and your ****** is answering phone calls for USA Credit in some shack out in Puttystankonovich Sibera.
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    Suge Knight Ordered Assassination of Biggie Smalls?

    Suge my have gone back in time and ordered the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand thus starting World War I
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    Meet-An-Inmate.Com: Top Most Beautiful Women Behind Bars (PICTURES)

    These ladies set off a class A riot in the maximum security ward of my heart.
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    Tia Ling for Miss Freeones and OCSM 2012

    Now Tia if you win, what are you going to do about those potholes on Main Street? I have to buy new shocks every 4 months because of those craters!
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    The Number of extremely Hot Women currently living on Earth

    So your saying there is still a chance!
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Rangers and Kings in the finals the MVP of the series gets 10 minutes alone with Gretzky's ******** while Mark Messier films it.
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    Icehockey World Championships 2012

    Finland, Czech Republic, and Canada.
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    Best places to meet single women...

    A farmers market or some kind of organic foods grocery store, you meet some pretty cool single ladies at those.
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    horror movies

    I watched the first 20 minutes of ***** Creek, and just lost interest I heard mixed reviews about it. I'd rather watch Deep Rising again then that.
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