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There are going to be two very messed up little boys growing up. The boy on the left already sees the therapists bills and is ****** about it right now!

Every year they take a bath; whether they need it or not.

Great song! I'm asking Santa for a new one or two!

Hey, yeah, we're still talking...thanks for the compliment on my foot. I don't think I've ever had someone ask to suck the polish off my toes though. Is this a strong fetish of yours?

Hey Hissy, Yep new tattoo...I think I was more bored than anything else...TTYL!

Thank you for the rep Stan!

I'd like to offer you my place as a warm safe place to try it, Cutie. Before you get 'watch, I can do the splits!' ***** I can assure you a great time too! ;) And I promise that if something happens between us, I won't post the pictures! :angels: Also, I have a lot of practice holding hair...

LOL :rofl: Hey I resemble that remark! Still funny.

WAY too FAR!

I don't understand who keeps leaking these pics, they must be getting dumped on some random site! I'm getting really pissed off! I think Ralph and his buddies had something to do with it! PS I told you all I could do the splits!

She looks awfully happy despite the back pain she has to be suffering!

I bow down to you Cutie, for yet another reason now ^ :bowdown:

I can relate! I'm constantly wearing two different colored shoes! JK!

Was the tile floor that cold?

Was the tile floor that cold?

Was the tile floor that cold?

Great comment! I was thinking Tonto and listening to the ground when I saw this too!

I miss eating ass sandwiches, takes me back to my college days!

Well, it worked once, chalk it up and move on to something else!

Well, it worked once, chalk it up and move on to something else!

What more can I say? I liked it!

Hissy, I'm loving the new Avy! Hope things are getting better for you!

Thank you for the rep! and I like your profile pic...is it one you'd be willing to share?

Great stuff, I just sat here for like an hour watching all the others too!

The other 3 were funny...this one is disturbing. You realize that Elmo is supposed to only be 3 or 4? SICK! Turn it off!

Amazing what some 'V' shaped eyebrows will do to create a menacing look! (the knives and guns help too!)

AWESOME! I can't wait! I bet it will be better than the crap that is CSI:Miami right now! I'd like them to investigate the death of Prairie Dawn next! Oh, she's not dead yet?....well, don't ask me how I know, but it will be soon!

Just for sh*ts and giggles, the next time I'm using my strap-on, I'm going to throw one of these bad boys on there, just to mix it up a bit. I wonder what the different cookie flavors will be or do they just come in chocolate chip? Will the flavor later transfer so that she will crave a glass...

I will second this notion, very well put. And not only with the woman's perspective but thoughts of the future as well, do this to your self too young and you might have complications when **** enter the picture. And does any body have the 'maintenance' explained to them about 'life' of the...

That's the new fuel efficient engine...keep looking, the problem is there somewhere!

Or the rolling over!

I second your motion!

Right^ stupider and stupider!

I've never had my search engine treat me to such fine sights...who do I need to talk to about this?

Good night, ***** tight, Don't let the bed bugs bite!

Looks like a gypsy scam to me! The bear laying prone is trying to extort money from the homeowner, pretending he's been hurt, I've seen it a thousand times!

OMG!? What could be so horrible? Conjoined twins?

Taking this advice should be taken easily but with caution at first! This sign should appear in every high school girl's locker room!

She's done enough steps to have gone 20 flights by now!

So you now you boys know how subway came up with their new jingle; a couple of horny women were working late one night and one said to the other: "I'd pay him 5$ for one that was a foot long" The girl above is from the marketing firm selling the idea to subway execs.

I'm thinking that she requested the additional support because all the bouncing around was making her sore!

Simple test to see if you are too old to be seen on the beach in a bikini: :sing: Dooo... yooour.... boobs hang low? (yep) Do they wobble to and fro? (not likely) Can you tie them in a knot? (aren't they?) Can you tie them in a bow? :sing: (been...

Thanks for the rep Will!

Thank you for the rep and the congrats from my 2k thread! XOXO

Stevie! are you back? or haven't left yet? Thank you for the rep and glad you enjoyed the chuckle!

Happy Birthday!

:shiver: pretty creepy right there! Not something I would do, or a 'bug' I'd like to find!

I bet they don't. I bet that if they thought they could get away with it now, they would!

Who will be the first recipient of your new award Will?

Really, there isn't another country that makes US flags is there?...I thought they were all 'Made in the USA' If not it should be a LAW!