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HA HA LOL :rofl:

I must have had that page torn out of my history book!

How is this related to the Flintstones again?

I know what this is really! About the time that your **** are able to eat this stuff (jar food, cereal) is about the same time you think you want to have sex again...really cerebral but really great placement!

Thanks, Douche, now hand me the frying pan and look at my knee for a second!

Wow! someone wants some attention drawn away from his cute face!

I would just make a sign that says; "I will eat for food!"

Great list, thanks for compiling!

I **** bugs, but had the fascination to click on every video and every link...now I feel sick to my stomach!

Right! Three or four should have them swooning! (or fainting, or fleeing, one of those anyway!)

Why wouldn't I keep repping the great adds to the OTH's thread, nice work! I know first 'hand' how hard it is to sort through tons and tons of photo's looking for the perfect poses! :thumbsup:

Like a house of cards!

Hopefully you have a satellite phone!

I would have loved to have had the descriptions of where some of those were taken...really amazing. I liked the roller coaster.

Should have said Heaven on Earth!

Haven't you heard that joke about the two guys on the European beach and the one is getting all kinds of play, numbers, etc. The first friend turns to the player after one women gives the player her number but laughs in his face and asks; "What's the problem here? I'm just as good looking as...

I can't see my house from here!

I was thinking this was in the UK, Driver is guy in white shirt....? :dunno:

With a name like Dirk I wasn't thinking I was referring to you, I was talking about 'Bob'. How embarrassing for you now! LOL! jk Surely, you just gave the measurements of your bed in meters...right!?

I think it's Peanut Butter and Jelly Time! slow style~ for our fallen comrades!

Because leaving something to the imagination is better!

Hey? What else are you going to do with a 1X3 inch tool?

This ad probably had them swarming like mosquitoes!

Honey, I shrunk my junk....and me along with it!

Little snowflake, the fat ass, isn't catching anything!

Is that Jesus Martinez?

And he's a Cubs fan!

Not going near my pink bits with those 'knives' on! Nice boots by the way!

That ******, ******** thing is SICK!:throwup:

It was at that moment Bob realized that anal would be called for...

The joy and glee on the passengers face is obvious even from this distance. Surely her dented Karma will come back to haunt her in a horrible way, oh wait she's already with the fat f*ck driving the car...never-mind.

Number 4 was tricky but I got it!

Him: I'm HUGE, see!? Her: I don't think so, *spray* Shrinkage effects everyone! Him: HA! HA! nothing to shrink, it was a potato! Her: I'd say go f*ck yourself, but you obviously can't!

I'm not sure its the moobs that need the support, How does he carry that keg, that belly, around all day?

A front wheel should have been shopped back in...with out it, I doubt he will get very far!

I guess some **** never grow up!

And another phobia of the water is suddenly thrust upon a young life. Too young...too young.

Yeah, I don't think you will every catch a girl thinking that it would be funny or cool to light her gas on fire. But we do fart...like just now in fact...do you think less of me?

Someone could have done a better job manscaping!

I have a feeling that girl would do more than just flash someone or something if it asked!

Alarms are for wussies, I keep a 12 foot python in my car to keep people out of it!

I just start telling them about my neighbor (who I swear makes a living on her back, if she's not charging she's just a slut) and how she needs religion so much more than I do!

Where did you come from Cotton-eyed Joe?

no way that's his ***, her breasts aren't sagging enough!

Don't sneeze right now you might lose an EAR!

SOO wrong on so many levels! Why do boy aliens have to be pervs too?

The orginator of surprise seks

I think the WTF was put there by the pic poster...still, glad to see the teacher followed through on the extra credit.

Stop blaming your gas on your girlfriend!

Speaking of artists...my girl friend is here now and we are going to experiment, I will let you know how it goes! :tongue: may be this one, but then I would have to stand by the wall the whole night!