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Hey, you get sand in your crack and you will do what every you need to alleviate the pain!

Cold Dew on a hot day...what's the problem?

You boys and your bacon, I just don't get it!

Way too creepy, and yet....I couldn't stop looking!

Artists always find inspiration from the environment around them, this *** just has his mind in the gutter!

They didn't want to ***** the kool aid!

Wanted to commit suicide but didn't have a garage?

Stan hijacks and infuses the funny! Nice one! :thumbsup:

Wouldn't it be great if 5 really pale suburbanites with cotton candy colored shirts and popped collars came out to play?

Amazing how frills make everything come to life!

Lots and lots of sax!

If you give a redneck a cookie...

Seems like a secret message designed to **** up a sleeper cell!

This isn't even a funny joke!

So that's how Asian **** get so smart!

When you've sinned so badly you can't wait to confess, everything these days is about instant gratification!

15 people in the sound booth still can't hear! WOW!

Foul! I cry DOUBLE STANDARD! Not the reaction by the *** if it were his ******** saying this!

Well at least they are 'nearby' each other, clearly the college isn't that great if they have to spell out where to get the weed.

Seems like the better place to be would be inside, even if you had to work on the line!

Some are being asked here on FO boards LOL! 4 inches won't give you any thing to hold onto, that's why! A 4 inch toy will only provide about 2 inches of penetration, but 4 inches of the real thing will of course go 4 inches, adequate, not great, but adequate, much more after that there really...

Why not hire two pretty and one pretty ugly just to even it out better? No joke guys I've seen club owners make decisions about hiring a girl who was pretty average or even ugly, just to make the rest look that much better.

I've never tried to send a picture through PM, does it work like regular email?

Just like Number 5...this goes WAY too far. I really need to stop clicking on these!

Can everyone say: "TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!"

I'd love to see him launch him self at the apex and go airborne for a second just as some *** rounds the corner to see Darth flying.

Poor ******, he was the best drummer they had in that band, now he's been stuffed and made to look like a bike~Heathens!

Is everyone going to take a turn firing his rifle?

The 666 cough medicine has been improved from the 665 formula, and now instead of feeling groggy, you feel a little devilish!

It figures the only people who can afford to own one of these cars, aren't the people who should be driving them! What a douche!

I'm sure it wouldn't you'd have to chip some off with your teeth if you wanted that kind of poisoning. So I've agreed to the foot massage...how do I get you to do this now?

Hey Marlo, the foot is mine and thank you for the compliment. I saw you sent a request and wanted to make sure you weren't just a friend 'collector'. Let's chat some more and see how it goes. I may be snobby like that, but I do 'chat' with everyone on my list and like to keep my circles...

Well, I wouldn't recommend the top of your foot for your first then unless you think it might be your last. This is my second and the other, just as small, was in an area where it didn't hurt so bad. I said I did this cause I was bored but really everything has a meaning, as this does and I...

Well, I could go for a foot massage any time, by anybody really, but it would have to end there OK? LOL Will you redo my polish afterward too?

Right!^ Hey no need to shoot I was just checking my hair!

Well, I appreciate that not many complain that my 'boobies' threads aren't really funny! Thanks Feller!

She's making me very thirsty!

Once again thank you for the rep!

Thanks again Rock, Appreciate the rep and the contributions on the OTH thread!

Thank you for the rep and providing such insightful reading material!

Thanks for the rep on the Carrie thread!

Thanks for the Rep on the Carrie thread! She really is giving dumb blondes a bad name!

If I had balls, I would certainly be an unhappy customer if they weren't working!

And here I thought it was Kenny licking every piece!

Budget cut backs have severely limited how the Navy Seals are able to get from place to place!

:eek:

So you want a cookie or something?

Boothbabe! But she's not using them for BJ's! She could use them on my pink bits though!

Though I tend to like the "funny pic" side more these days

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