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Oh, it counts just fine. Extra points for the braces!

Both of you need to try harder...something about chopping wood...wood stack, ....the joke is there some where...try again!

Double post, can be deleted, sorry

I glad I'm in the minority of women who enjoy porn, of course I do have rather specific tastes and wish that of it was 'for women' but alas, I'm probably as much as an addict as most of you boys here!

I believe those awards are reserved for folks who actually 'take themselves' out of the gene pool, as it were. You know, the deceased....who took great pains or care to off themselves in spectacular ways as so to come across as funny.

She hasn't lost her right to free speech, as you point out, she's on every talk show and 'news' outlet that can book her. What she needs to understand are the consequences of free speech; not everyone will like what you have to say and will treat you a certain way because of what you say. Go...

You've demonstrated the humor of my post, Thanks Will!

Don't forget your scarf, it will help prevent a cold or sore throat.

I'm not playing either of these games, they look way too dangerous! Hard to tell now who's more gross with their friends, guys or girls?

Thank you, thank you very much! And now a hybrid: Grab a Skee Ball Pair!

400 words to demonstrate that she's blond...has to be some sort of record!

Gawd! I **** CSI Miami, keep these toons coming, they are ridiculously funny!

Bad day at the office, Cutie?

I'd love to see an old advert for the pocket rocket!

He has everything on his belt?

That's better! :tongue:

Shane?, your HS boyfriend?

I would rather think that someone was ingenious enough to get this worked into the design knowing full well...It makes me think the 'little guy' got one over 'the man'!

So I can accept and have participated in the 'Grab a Pair', I've even posed for a 'skee ball' pic before, but this is one game I will sit out!

Yes, that is exactly what I'm talking about!

That'll do nicely! Turn about is fair play!

The same kind of person who has to work behind bullet proof glass...

And on a night that I wasn't around! Too bad for me!

My what pink eyes you have!

Wow! the reaction by everybody was very human like, including the grandpa who stood up to look concerned but never really moved to help.

This is what Kangaroos have already figured out!

Not really my size, or my style, can I see something else!?

Great recommendation!

Her hand is small, I'm sure it feels better than you imagine! I'm not really seeing this as a 'job' more like a privilege! See first comment...her hand is small... We all do!

Her hand is small, I'm sure it feels better than you imagine! We all are! See first comment...her hand is small... We all do!

Right! Where do they **** the Vegemite?

Not seat belts...regular, leather, yellow belts!

Bff's?

Anxious to start her Skee Ball game?

Not a fair exchange...are you too chicken to wager something good?

:sing: the wheels on the car go round and round, round and round the wheels on.....:sing: .....huh...what's that?....the wheels do what?.....

This is the same bunny that volunteered for the crucial scene from Fatal Attraction.

Yet another reason to NOT take a cruise!

^ You'd like that wouldn't you!

Thank you for the rep TT, I can't wait to get my shirt!

Thank you for the rep and nice job hitting 2k...I'll race you to 3!

:sing: You push your left finger in you pull your left finger out, you push your left finger in and you shake it all about...:sing:

Whoa, he barely got away! What do you suppose the tip should be for something like that?

Is anyone else hearing the Doors Light My Fire playing in their head?

Don't go walking on the ice, there Bubba!

Another definitive victory for the former Disney animator turned architect! (see Little Mermaid Cover art if you don't know what I'm referring to) ^sorry sometimes I feel like Dennis Miller making obscure references that only crack myself up...

On The Road Where I Live....There's a guy selling belts?

Come on boys, I thought every boys motto was "a hole is a hole"? Now you're going to take it back!?

Please stop doing this to your *******! You can see they **** it!

When it positively, absolutely, has to get there overnight!