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Re: Body Paint NO no, no...You're doing it wrong! it should be like this:

Thank you for the rep last week, hopefully some things have resolved themselves with your love life, Good luck and have a great holiday!

Thanks for the rep and congrats on the POTW win, glad it was unanimous!

I second these sentiments!

Wow! You are a HERO, you saved all of that for them?! Let me call the nominating committee for an award for you! If we have to make one up what do you think the name of it should be? Keep in mind there might one day be a scholarship associated with this award....

Is this your inner voice?

Did you have all of their mint-coin and stamp collections in your pocket too?

How about working to correct problems for girls so we can put an end to all the 'female' commercials for things like Monistat, feminine protection, etc. Trust me, there isn't a girl around who makes decisions about things like that because of these commercials and you are interrupting CSI and...

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/heidi-klum-excited-about-walking-runway-five-weeks-after-baby/31556?nc She really does look amazing, I think she should keep her weight where she is now!

LOL, haven't they noticed you missing yet? Asskisser!^ LOL (you're right though!)

Work on the drive on parkways, park on driveways issue too, and how you can add water to powdered potatoes to get something great to eat but why the result is not the same when you add water to baby powder? Why do they call them apartments, if they are all stuck together? Why does 7-11, that...

:hatsoff: Ahhhhh :sigh: I grow weary of this but I can't admit what I don't believe and like a box of chocolates, that's all I'm going to say about that!

Right!? Bit of an understatement there Dubya!

Well you certainly have a different take on clowns than I do!

yep

I'm already well aware of what I want....and it's you, you Will, you are the reason I'm here!, not just on the FO boards, HERE, on earth, you are my purpose, with out your stupid smiling, shining, cupcake, my life and my pink bits aren't completely filled. You and your ability to point out that...

You are familiar with the smell of cyanide gas? Remind me not to huff with you any more!

Uh, no, that would be Kimmy...and weird! and a foot job, not oral!

No, absolutely no 'Wind' from you BB, some would light a match and the whole thing will be ruins!

Take a look at your what your Avy looks like, that's what I'm doing to you right now! :tongue:

Easy enough for your emoticon, but your *** will wonder where you went and why you stopped if you tried to focus on me!

HI, I'm Earth, have we met?

Variation of other threads I've seen but I was hoping people would lay out some funny or fanciful plans, not that I think that anyone should try and quit FO's, not with out a patch and some serious therapy anyway. I was just thinking about what I would do with the 'extra' time I spend on FO's...

LOL Careful where you itch!

:rofl: and :throwup:

^OK! That's it for me! I'm outta this thread!^

Maybe, though I've doubt you've got the upper arm strength to even redden the skin! Ah, Just screwing with him now! Yeah....wah? :dunno: Look who's typing what? ^ wha? did I miss something? I said rocket surgeon on purpose....you got that right!? :)

^I think there has been some line here that has been crossed!^

Of course scientist!...Trying to get my humor back on!

Why do men need their hands or a flesh light? I have an inny you have an outie (barely), so this is a matter of geometry. I've had the 'real' thing and I won't wholly disagree, but what it's attached to is less attractive to me than the alternative. You're helping to prove my case...:D

Awwww, thanks for the rep! Hoping I'd thank you? Here you go! THANK YOU!

Thanks for the rep, Prime! Don't use that 'nail' knowledge on unsuspecting women in your life! :)

Well, there wouldn't be a FO forum, so I'd get back those 6 hours each day...I might have time to become a rocket surgeon I've been hearing so much about.

I'm waiting for the light bulb to go on and have these guys decided to start their own cookbook...GROSS!

To help me fix my roof, maybe...and my car, but everything else I think I can handle. And I'm pretty sure you and your little shining cupcake aren't what I 'need'. Thanks but NOOOooo thanks!

They may have gotten their memo's but being near sighted and having to hold things at a distance to see them, won't work with their tiny little arms...

Huh! Great view of the world through your little peep hole there, Will? Or is is your mind so closed as to not let in any drafts? I bet you think there is a 'cure' too right....Every lez just needs some deep dicking? ~a la Chasing Amy, is that right? As funny as this book my seem and I'm sure...

Are you speaking from experience?

I know that Barney is supposed to be a boy, but it sure seems like he is PMS-ing!

I think they should be packing steel wool not guns if they want to frighten the ***** into giving up!

Are you going cerebral on us on this one? If it takes me more than a second to figure it out, my blonde gets in the way and I start to think about purple horses and smashed pumpkins.

I told you to write in on the calendar!...What time is the next one?

Sure! I can *** and do the crab walk at the same time. I might get frostbite and some *** on my hands, but, pay me enough and I could do it! What's the next challenge? :confused: wha?

A few too many looney toons for you, my friend...Of course what am I saying...you are a cartoon penguin!

Don't we all wish it were!

I like the inner tube alligator, biting the leg of the second girl...LOL!

Well you know what they say about shoe size in relation to the size of a man's...uh....toes....

But is he?....******* them off?...not much controversy about his sign!

Hey, what's the brand for MI?, they have Bells brewery out of K-***!

Hush now, I resemble that remark! Besides why would I learn to play Chess when I know that everyone wants to play with my Chest?