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Brown. Out of all the questions you could have asked that's the one you thought of? :1orglaugh

No full nudes. I think just my boobs is OK but that's it. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

I used to do (and sometimes still do) a lot of promotional work @ gaming expo's. All those girls @ those shows wearing sexy outfits, I'm one of them and we're called boothbabes because we represent the booth of the company that hired us. My avatar picture is always a picture of myself. My...

Ofcourse I didn't lick her continuesly for almost an hour, no one can keep that up. I also don't suck @ cunnilingus, I made her come 4 times :nanner: I just like how she tastes and I like teasing her and stretching it out :) (no, I'm not talking about labia stretching). Not really. People look...

My wife never be so cruel that she'd actually withhold my poon dosage from me. I licked her for almost an hour this morning, she very yummy :) :lovecoupl

:dunno: Usually I'll get an idea or a melody just pops in my head and I sit down behind my synthesizers and start playing around. Those are also the instruments I play, synthesizers. I own several of them. The awesome Roland Jupiter 8, ARP Odyssey, Mini Moog and Oberheim OB-Xa wich I inhereted...

There is no downside :D

It's a marketing ploy by the Bilderberg group and part of a larger plan to enslave mankind. Mineral when exposed to oxygene water has to be ***** within a certain time frame otherwise the chemicals in it that facillitate the acceptence of tracking chips by the human body go bad.

Because they're not as intelligent as I am :tongue:

I'm boothbabe :cool:

Why not? I just want to follow the hurd and join in the hype :)

Lets see what you guys can come up with...

It's called Ambient Dreams. I was inspired by early 70's trance :)

Has anyone really been as far as decided to use even want to go look more like?

My girlfriend is my wife now wich means no more sex for me :( As soon as we were married she cut me off :(

Sometimes when women live together their periods start to synchronize. that's the case with my wife and I. We usually ********** within 2 days from each other. We both have less appetite for sex during our periods so it's perfect for us :)

According to the director it was just an exercise in film making. Bet let me guess, you're one of those people who wants to see some sort of deeper meaning where there is none gettting all philosophical and analyzing ****** ********. A sick cult kidnappes and ******** girls and women thinking...

To me Martyrs was just an exercise in lazy film making. Two girls go on a vengeance trip, one gets ****** and one gets caught by some secret society looking for answers as to what comes after death. They constantly beat her up, skin her alive and leave her to die. A 10 yr old could do better.

Making a truly scary movie without showing anything is a much bigger accomplishment imo. The Others is a good examle. They created a very eerie atmoshpere without any gore, everything was done with the power of suggestion. That takes real talent.

Sam Raimi is god.

I truly don't understand why Martyrs was ever made. Besides letting us know the makers have a sick and depraved kind of creativity it's completely pointless. It's nothing more than misogynistic ******* porn and has nothing to do with horror. Drag me to hell, The thing, *****, A nightmare on Elm...

That's just your opinion. If you can't tell the difference between a mp3 @ 128kbps and an Ogg file @ quality 7 or 8 you need to get a pair of brand new ears ;) You're absolutely right. But some have better quality than others. That's why I bought the Cowon. It beats everything on the market. I...

In terms of sound quality Apple doesn't even come close. Cowon is #1 for sound quality.

I don't know about limewire but it can play some youtube video's but that's not why I bought it. I bought it mainly because of the sound quality. (I'm a nerd when it comes to that kind of stuff :1orglaugh )

I just connect it to the USB port on my computer. It shows up as a removable harddrive and I just drag and drop files onto it. They couldn't have made it easier.

I bet you'd like to polish something else as well :1orglaugh

Lol, people post useless stuff here all the time :1orglaugh

A few days ago I ordered a new DAP wich I recieved today. It's a Cowon Iaudio S9 and I absolutely love it. It has amazing sound quality, especially combined with the Shure in-ear headphones I ordered with it. It's far better than one of those crappy Ipods. I've been encoding cd's to OGG @...

I don't want to talk about it, it's too painful :(

I once broke a strapon. I really loved that strapon, I mourned it for a week :(

BlueBalls has that effect on all of us, that's why we love him :1orglaugh

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Re: Who made you cum today? My wife and I scissored with a two sided dildo. That was very nice :D

You're too late, I already married her :nanner:

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V is for Vanessa....that's the best you people were able to come up with? If I pushed out a turd right now it would be able to come up with something better.

Warm weather and my wife in a short summer dress makes me horny :)

The origins of marriage can actually be traced back all the way to the Neolithic revolution. As people slowly stopped being nomadic hunter/gatherers and settled down to build the first communities property became more important as a measure of power. It is around this time that the concept of...

Re: Who made you cum today? Our best girlfriend came over last night to play with us. There was a big sexplosion and @ the end my wife and her dp'd me hard and deep. They just kept on pounding me :D This morning they dp'd me hard and deep again. I've been a little sore all day :D I don't know...

Hoax. There are no girls on the interwebz.

If you even closely resembled a real man a question like that wouldn't even cross your mind. You don't own her, she's not your property. What are you, a fucking caveman? It her and her decision alone to make. You have no say whatsoever in the matter.

So i'm corrupted just because I was dp'd with two strapons on monday?

My massaging skills are excellent, if you're a woman that is. I won't touch a dirty, hairy male body. I will not be corrupted :D

You can stop sucking up to roald now guys. I'm the only one who fits the job requirements :D So....when do I start?

Not at all. I came across it on another website and I thought it was kinda cute.

Where have you been? We got married March 20 :1orglaugh

I don't love you anymore I would lie if I say That I still love you the way I always did I am sure That nothing was in vain I feel inside of me That you mean nothing to me I could never say That I'm feeling a huge love I feel more and more that I'm forgetting you And I will never use the phrase...

The Onion is a satirical site....just telling you in case you didn't know :1orglaugh

Re: Who made you cum today? Don't you guys have a boyfriend or girlfriend to make you cum?

Re: Who made you cum today? My wife made me cum when we woke up this morning. We woke up in the spoon position (she lay behind me) and she pulled down my panties, slipped her hand between my legs and fingered me. After I came she got out her strapon and fucked my ass dogge style :D When she was...