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I'm a Pastafarian and I live by the eight "I'd really rather you didn'ts" given to us by the Flying Spaghetti *******. 1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm...

It's not a real uniform but my wife but bought a sexy police outfit. She arrested and handcuffed me and then she searched me very thoughroughly to make sure I wasn't hiding anything :D

Here are two more pictures of you. http://gals.allthumbshost.com/amateurgalls/galleries/412/picture7.html http://gals.allthumbshost.com/amateurgalls/galleries/412/picture9.html Isn't tineye a wonderfull thing :1orglaugh

I thought BlueBalls is the definition of insanity :dunno:

You're the reason I'm a lesbian :eeew:

Hmmmmmmmmmm, boobies :clown:

Ofcourse you can! My wife and I watch porn regularly.

Demonizing Muslims is fun :bowdown:

The ghost writer and Magnolia.

It's just an invitation in case she visits the Netherlands :yummie:

All hail goddess Carli Banks :bowdown: My wife and I are big fans of you, you're so hot! One of out favourite scenes is the one you did with Nella for ALS Scan in the caribbean where you fist her. That scene is so incredibly hot. I also read something interesting on you site My wife and I both...

Sandwiched between my wife and our best girlfriend with them dp'ing me, scisorring with my wife, 69, doggy style, with my head buried between my wifes legs, bend over the kitchen table in the morning and my wife fucking my ass before we go to work, riding a double sided dildo with her on hands...

Re: Who made you cum today? I haven't cum yet today but tonight our best girlfriend is coming over and she's taking her strapon with her. My wife and she are going to dp me hard tonight :D

Everybody knows there are no women on the interwebz. We're all fat nerdy guys who live in our parents basement ;)

Who are you :confused:

I like to stuff a cactus up my pussy. That feels so nice :cool:

And he needs your money :1orglaugh

Have any of you ever read the bible? It's full of ********, racism and ****** and according to the word of god entire cities should be destroyed and everyone in it should be slaughtered if they don't believe in him. God as described in the bible is malicious, violent, vindictive, petty, jealous...

I always give negative rep to people who post self congratulatory threads and this is no exception :hatsoff:

A very close and long time friend of my ****** is an Imam so I know a thing or two about Muslims and Islam. Islam is a religion of peace before anything else. A true Muslim has respect for other people even if they belong to a different religion or no religion at all. A true Muslim will never...

Just like you want to ***** your rules upon them wich makes you an enemy of the very freedom claim you are defending. The extreme stupidity in this sentence is just unbelievable. That's like saying every man with a bold head is a neo ****. And the media that's always focussing on the bad...

Why are they not citizens? Because you say so? Because the US government says so? Bending the law to suit your agenda is not how it works and once you do it the law is just some letters in some book. You either uphold the law in it's entirety or you don't. There is no middle ground. As to the...

Self congratulatory threads deserve negative rep.

NO!!! Say it ain't so! One of the millions of sites on the internet has gone offline, my life has no meaning anymore :******:

So if a young girl voluntarily has sex with the hot male teacher all the girls @ school ***** about it's ok :dunno:

So let me get this right...if a beautiful adult woman has sex with a young boy it suddenly isn't sexual assault according to some of you? Talk about double standards.

I have to agree with this. For my wife and I getting married wasn't about having a gay marriage or other people seeing us as 2 lesbians getting married. It was just about 2 people who love each other getting married, nothing more, nothing less. That's why I like what the Dutch government has...

There's this little thing called the constitution and according to it a same sex couple cannot be denied the right to get married. Apparently that doesn't matter because some of you only want to uphold the constitution when it suits you. Like it or not, it's unconstitutional, period. You also...

But it will. The moment my wife and I said yes all hell broke loose. Suddenly there were terrorist attacks and riots. People started to die all over the city, fires broke out and Satan walked the earth. It was not a pretty sight :******:

Like I said, the skirt I wore wasn't too short (but not too long either considering the weather). Besides that, the yacht building industry in the Netherlands is somewhat amaturistic compared to other industries and it's a lot less formal. I wouldn't have done it if I worked for an accountancy...

You haven't given me negative rep for so long I thought you were dead.

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I was just being silly because of this post in my other thread to wich I replied with this. I'm actually kinda glad almost none of you have fapped on me :1orglaugh

Yes or no?

Lets make a poll out of it :1orglaugh

This chick is not for free :nono:

I start with yoghurt and cornflakes (with some sugar added), then some fruit and a glass of milk and tea.

Today was another warm day over here and I was in the mood to tease my wife. I decided to put on my very, very short jeans skirt wich barely covers my ass and a thong. When it started to warm up late in the morning we got out the garden chairs and sat in the garden. Then I got up to get...

My employer is a very laid back guy and he told me; ''don't sweat it, some people just need something to complain about. I don't mind and the rest doesn't mind so just ignore it''. Yes, I do :)

I just think it's funny that no one has ever complained about me and the one day I wear my tennis skirt suddenly someone does. Btw, if you think a tennis skirt is revealing you obviously don't get out much in the summer :tongue: Dude, that was like years ago. I was still innocent and...

And you decided to post a reaction because? Almost everyone (@ least the male population) watched the scoccer match against Brazil (wich we won ofcourse).

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh So what am I supposed to do when it's 32 degrees celsius? (90 degrees fahrenheit) Wear a pair of jeans and a sweater?

I love water balloons, especially when my wife is wearing a thin white blouse :D

Hmmmm......pussy :bowdown:

Don't you mean oil :1orglaugh I know :1orglaugh

She doesn't :D I'm very aproachable so she can get to know me anytime she likes. :tongue:

Well, not exactly about me but about what I was wearing. It's over 30 degrees celsius today so I wore a white pleated tennis skirt, not too short but not too long either. One of the other girls in the office (who doesn't like me for whatever reason) probably complained about it. None of the guys...

So you have a pair of milk bottles :1orglaugh That's what we Dutchies call legs that never see the light of day :1orglaugh

My wife lit the bbq this morning and we've been eating grilled meat and chicken, grilled vegetables and grilled potatoes during the day. Some small amounts here and there during the day.

There's a funny discussion going on on a Dutch forum where I'm a member about wether or not it's ok for men to wear shorts when it's warm. Today it was 30 degrees celsius in the Netherlands and a lot of the guys who posted in the thread said they never wear shorts, they wouldn't want to be found...