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My *** has always used a straight razor as long as I can remember and he taught my mum how to use it on her legs (so I guess it's not that different form shaving your face). I also wanted to try it so my mum taught me how to use it and after I learned how to use it she gave me one for my 18th...

I'm one of those rare women who also uses a straight razor and it's the closest shave by far. However, I don't use shaving cream from a can. I just buy the cheapest stuff on the shelf and it works just fine on my legs. My wife won't use my straight razor, she's afraid she'll strip her flesh of...

Because we all know the US is the greatest country on earth wich makes it impossible that another country could ever do things better. Some of you Americans need to ditch your superiority complex and accept that there's another way of doing things besides the American way. Hell, maybe you could...

Even I want to fuck BlueBalls :throwup: :bawling:

Young Moroccan males have found someone new to harras, doesn't suprise me. There's a large group of them in the Netherlands who want only one thing, to cause as much trouble as they can.

There are never too many hot lesbians :D

:1orglaugh....ooooh, pretty pictures....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If a tree falls down in a forest and crushes a woman, what the hell is a forest doing in a kitchen :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Make me BB. Bring it on :ak47: :1orglaugh

Another funny post on the landover baptist church forums :1orglaugh #5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands! God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer...

This is so funny. It was posted on the The Landover Baptist Church Forums and I laughed my ass off :1orglaugh 1. The Dutch language is the only language in the world that doesn't have a word for virgin. In a country where *****, postnatal abortion, gay marriage, prostitution and sex with...

Re: Who made you cum today? My wife put on her strapon this morning and made me bend over the kitchen table and she gave me a nice deep pounding before we went to work. That made me cum :D

Too bad she's not a lesbian :(

It's not his politics, it's what he stands for. Yes and no. I won't deny there are nutjobs who believe they are soldiers of their god but as an Imam explained to me they are not true Muslims so in that regard they aren't Islamic loyalists. The Islamic faith and true muslims condemn any form of...

Not in the Netherlands. You may not be aware of it but there's a whole world out there besides the USA and we don't all have the same laws ;)

They are for a large part. In 2009 Flanders transfered something like 4 billion euro's to Wallonia. Wallonia would be in big trouble if these social transfers as it's called wouldn't exist. You can literally see when you're entering Wallonia from Flanders. Luik (Liege in French) is a big city in...

I would maybe check it out if you had posted a normal link instead of making us work for it.

It could be worse, we could have Belgian politics :1orglaugh

That's exactly what I was thinking about your comments. We're just complete opposites. You prefer to live in fear. Fear of some big Muslim takeover. Fear of loosing your Dutch identity (I assume you're also dutch?). You probably see Wilders and his fear mongering as the big saviour (ethnic...

You obviously have no idea what kind of things Teeven would like to do if he gets the chance Maybe you should read up on Dutch politics before you comment ;) You don't even know what Wilders is talking about so here's another one. Are you talking about Theo van Gogh or Pim Fortuyn? van Gogh...

The latter. And besides fear mongering Wilders has no point. Have you seen his movie Fitna and how he uses parts of the Koran to get his message across how the Islam is a facist and violent religion? What you didn't see is how he distorted everything by not showing it in the whole context. And...

You're right, it probably won't be Wilders. It will most likely be Fred Teeven from the VVD (the winning party @ the elections) if he's appointed as minister of justice. That man scares the hell out of me. He basically thinks my freedom is something that gets in the way of the police doing their...

Muslim agitators, don't make me laugh. There is no radical Islam of any significance in the Netherlands. The media focusses on a small group of young moroccan males who tend to cause trouble for reasons not related to Islam and uses it to justify saying Islam as a whole is a danger to Dutch...

But that wouldn't be as funny :cool:

No, I'm not Frisian but I understand the Frisian language :)

It is indeed. Those 3 guys are Dutch comedians and formed a group called Jiskefet (that's Frisian for rubbish bin). They had a very particular sense of humor and you either get it or you don't. This one is also very strange. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0jPaTmWF5I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEvkNtM3ibg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Because if we get rid of all the foreigners everything will be ok. No more traffic jams, no more economic crisis, lower healt insurance etc etc etc. That's basically what's he's been saying during his election campaign. The PVV is a joke. They call themselves the party for freedom but the...

File sharing as in up and downloading of music and movies is perfectly legal in the Netherlands. There was a big discussion about it over here not too long ago because of some comments a politician made and the outcome is that it will remain legal as long as the entertainment industry doens't...

Dude! Don't do that! We need a spoiler tag to hide nastiness like that. Seriously, we need one :throwup:

They don't make music like this anymore. One of the best compositions ever made.

Yes.

I never shop more just before or during my period. I do tend to eat a lot of peanutbutter when I'm on my period tho :1orglaugh

My strapon wielding abilities are of the highest level :D

His *** is dead so he can't count on him this time.

That excludes me :D

Is that supposed to impress me :dunno: No, it refers to you :tongue: I don't know, cut it off :dunno: @ titsrock: Thank you for backing me up. At least some of you don't doubt me with everything I say. But to be honest, I'm used to people on the internet wanting me to prove myself. If...

What are you...retarded? Don't you have anything better to do than acting childish?

No, I'm a brunette and I coloured my hair because I just wanted something different.

There it is...again. I just knew I would be asked to prove myself eventually. Maybe I didn't make myself clear enough the last time I was asked the same thing. I will not, now or ever, prove myself to anyone on this board! You either believe me or you don't but stop bugging me about it like...

If you don't believe me just keep it to yourself. It's getting very old.

You're PirateKing :nanner:

Normally you're a very funny guy but not this time. Very uncool.

You're *********, tied down and ********. You're kidnappers make you choose between taking your eyes out or cutting your penis off. Wich one would you choose?

Yes I am. That's what you want to hear isn't it? There's always a dumbass who asks that question. If I told you I'd have to **** you ;)

I was going to ask you if you want to watch my wife and me have hot lesbian sex. You just missed out on a one time oppertunity :D

I have no regrets. Everything I've done and that has happened to me has made me the woman my wife loves. If I could change just the smallest thing it may lead to us never meeting. Sure, go ahead and design one ;) If we decide we want **** we're going to adopt (we get that question a lot)...

I don't see her point. Our dildo's and strapons look nothing like a penis. What your friend is saying is that if a lesbian likes to be penetrated she's not really a lesbian. Take me for example, I've known since I was a young girl that I'm attracted to women. Having sex or a relationship with a...

I would keep some men around to perform hard labour and the none-lesbian Amazons can pick who they want for pleasure. Thank you! I've already said I've never had and never will have sex with a man so why would make out with one :confused: It's the same as you making out with one, not gonna...

I've never had absinth or done ***** so I can't help you. Do what feels right to you :tongue: Definitely Angel Dark. She's hot :) :yesyes: I love fish! Tuna, salmon, flounders, cod and lots of others I can't think of right now. And to answer your second question, Yes I would. I would use...