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Actually, that was lurkingdirk dressed up as you grandmother :eeew:

December 5th is the day the birthday of Saint Nicholas is celebrated in many western countries. Is basically the same as Christmas. Same idea, different saint. I also got my wife a present. I went upstairs, undressed myself and I tied a big red bow around my waiste. I then went downstairs and...

@ Bloodshot Scott: Just look @ it from the bright side. At least gay women aren't staring @ you, then you'd have some real manhood issues ;)

Even people who possess just the tiniest bit of intelligence know when to stop :facepalm:

Look out boys and girls, a true internet badass :1orglaugh You are taking fucktardery to a whole new level BS :facepalm:

Actually, his problem is that he's a fucktard. From the Urban Dictionary: Encyclopedia Dramatica: By starting this thread BS has proven he's a master in fucktardery.

The thing with the death penalty is that it doesn't reflect on the one who commited the crime. It reflects on those who order and carry out the sentence. Just because the ******* is done by the state doesn't mean it isn't ******. There is no honour or justice to be found in ordering someone to...

Re: Remember lemonparty? Here's another illustration of why HOMOSEXUALITY IS JUST WRO I also have a dildo made of glass :nanner:

I think that's the point ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W8fBsLYHcE Gotta love those crazy Japanese.

Lets turn things around. My government (the Dutch government) tells us that we have nothing to worry about if we haven't done anything wrong. You're government says the same thing to you. If our governments (and governments around the world) haven't done anything wrong, why are they worried?

No, I'm not. I knew you were kidding back then. I wanted to reply but our computer broke down that evening. I've also been very busy studying so I just haven't had the time to come on here. I usually sit down at my table :dunno:

Scissoring with my wife :D

I disagree strongly. We have "elected" these leaders, we pay their salary and they should serve us, not their own interests. If their scheming and backroom dealings cannot stand the light of day it should tell you something is wrong. They make decisions that affect the entire world and these...

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/29/world/29cables.html Very interesting.

More and more people are beginning to see Israel isn't the morally superior country they want us to believe it is. Unfortunately the west won't do anything to intervene because anyone who critisizes Israel is labeled as an anti-semite. Israel continues to use WWII to portray itself as the victim...

So you're basically asking if you should be sterilised :facepalm:

It has been freezing for 3 days now in the Netherlands and I hope it will continue to freeze so I can go ice skating :nanner:

Not this again. You know what, I'm done with this board now. I'm sick and tired of people constantly questioning me every chance they get. Good job on driving one of the very few female members away.

I got this in my e-mail and thought it was very funny. I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated. This was not a...

We both wear the trousers, and skirts, dresses and shorts :1orglaugh But seriously, we're both all woman, we're not dykes ;). Neither of us has any trades one would describe as manly but my wife tends to be a bit more dominant than me. That's just unhealthy. If a couple never has an argument...

Now imagine my wife and I having an argument :1orglaugh

Don't worry, the chance you will ever have to put up with her boobs is non-existent ;)

I do admistrative work on a shipyard but recently I've developed a real interest in naval engineering. I'm seriously thinking about doing a course in it. I've talked to my employer about it and I'm going to tag along with the engineers on the yard to see if it's what I really want.

@ BlueBalls: I told you to stop spying on me :mad:

I once got an e-mail form a former co-worker (he didn't say who he was) who told me he masturbated to a picture of me. That was something I did not need to know :eeew:

Re: Who made you cum today? My wife made me cum this morning. She bent me over the kitchen table and dp'd me with her strapon and a buttplug :D It's the best way to start the day :cool:

As long as it takes for me to cum ;)

Her lips look like they're about to explode :facepalm:

Re: Who made you cum today? Our best girlfriend came over last night to play with us and my wife and she have dp'd me three times already since last night :D I'm going for a forth time tonight :D

Nice try but I don't think so.

My wife likes my boobs just the way they are, she says I'm boobielicious :D She would spank me if I got breast reducton surgery :1orglaugh

No. But they've been secretly communicating with an ***** race that lives on the planet Virax wich is located in the Xeric system 25,76 lightyears from here :eek:

I dreamt my boobs were alive and they wanted me to get breast reduction surgery :(

I've never tried Ubuntu but my ******* says it's for n00bs and it sucks like a retarded hooker on crack :1orglaugh Ubuntu is also based on Debian but my ******* says Debian's quality control is much better. It's also easy to learn if you have a patient ******* who's a system administrator...

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I'm not holding you to anything and it's nice of you to wish me happiness :) But next time read the entire thread :violent: :1orglaugh

If you read my posts you would know we bought the house mainly as an investment.

Yes, Debian is completely free of charge as well as the software that comes with it. There's also a Debian live cd. That's basically the operating system on a cd so you can run it from the cd without installing it. If you like it you can download the installer, burn it to a cd and install it to...

When I first started to post on this board I still thought it was a nice board but some of you seem determined to suck the fun out of it for me. It's abundantly clear you have no life and are extremely childish and stupid so you feel the need to question my gender with every post I make but...

@ fallacy: Wtf is your problem :confused: If you can't come up with a normal reply please go troll somewhere else.

We're going to use the third bedroom to hang our clothes to dry but the main reason is because a three bedroom house is easier to sell than a two bedroom house. We bought this house primarily as an investment, not to live in it for the rest of our lives ;) Normally this type of house sells for...

That's a positive way of looking @ it. We didn't get married because we expect we're going to split up in the future. And yes, we live in the Netherlands.

We use Debian (that's a Linux distribution). My ******* who's a system administrator introduced me to it some years ago and I love it. No need for anti virus programs or a firewall. It took my wife some getting used to but she now loves it as well :)

My wife and I have been looking @ some houses the past few weeks and there was one that stoud out for us. It's not the biggest house but there's a lot of room for improvement so we can add value to it. It's a 3 bedroom house with a nice big garden that gets sun almost the entire day and it has a...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay7nCE3wSdA

No, there are no women on this site. Women don't surf the internetz, it's too big and scary for them ;)

It's a .gif so you've go to click on it.

My boobs talk to me. They fill my head with evil thoughts and tell me to do horrible things. Sometimes they keep going all night long and slowly drive me crazy :(