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Dirk has got you beat Lust.... Great pictures!

Well, sounds like I won't have to do much to top your fun! :nanner:

Take heart, there's a pill for this problem I'm sure and most of the time size doesn't really matter......:rofl: sorry, not really....:o With all the money you spent on therapy you probably could have just had some kind of surgery....like an addadicktome Or try giving Bob a call at Enzyte he...

That's the last time I use that cobbler!

Thanks for the rep Stan, and I'm sorry about your pencil problem :( LOL~

Well...If I see a moose I refuse to give it a muffin!

Love the lapel flowers!

Let's make it at least 3 OSCM's or 1 OSCM and StanScratch too.

Uh...Am I missing some thing or are you wishing I catch something? :dunno:

Those shoes will get you more than one work out I guess....

Quite the *********** situation! I'm pretty sure the quarter that you dropped is long gone!

Yes, well If you boys keep setting them up I'm going to knock a few down... and yeah...I just found out I've got a date all set for New Years! whoo hoo!

Why on earth is the guy filming, suppressing a laugh? I'd be like BHAAAA! HAAAAAA! :rofl:

I'd like to say that was the case but that's not really me.... Now Mighty Joe Young on the other hand...... 'cause...you know....Charlize Theron is my kind of girl! :nanner:

How skinny and pointy you must be to be 'popping' apparatuses such as these! I bet you write whole letters with a highlighter, as even thinking about the word pencil probably sends you into fits! JK~!:tongue:

Yeah, but its the Clippers! or insert your 'favorite' horrible team...(Lions, Nets, Royals, etc)

That's why I always surround myself with mirrors...I find that I'm a 'visual' girl and don't want to be made fun of either!...Plus you can see the spanks coming and I like the anticipation vs. the surprise! :tongue::angels:

Yeah, It make take you a little while longer than some...LOL JK~ :)

:rofl: Too funny!

I'd say a little prematurely...poor fella, I bet he was gonna ruin that town!

Dennis Leary strikes again!

Relax!? How can I relax when I just realized that what I really wanted is on top of your truck!?

Yeah, the clown at my birthday parties sucked at making ******* too!

Instructions: Remember to make a tight seal with your mouth so that when you blow so that you get plenty of air into the victim's lungs. Her: Huh? I had no idea lungs were so hairy....and I don't see them inflating....Oh, well, someone should be along shortly to help me I'm sure...

Well, not underwear, I can tell you that much! :tongue: I want to make a statement about my values and proclivity every time I get out of the car so I be sure to wiggle out of my panties and flash when ever possible...I mean come on! look at all the respect Brittney gets...I want that! But I'm...

Not sure what I just watched but getting Rick Rolled is one of the worst things in life!

This guy has several things taking him out of the running for ever continuing his particular gene stock....Thank GOD! Didn't Houdini fall through the ice too? Not a well thought out stunt!

Invader? She's going to invade a female body? Well OK! I'm on board for that! But I thought it stood for Female Body Inspector....

And if we are really knit picking...this is not a robin...at least not the ones I'm used to seeing in the Midwest!

Very astute observation there Blue, wouldn't there also be hand prints on her ass as well? Any hoo...I think this pic is faked...there are more things than just **** and whipped cream in a can in this fridge, which everybody knows is the only way to stock a fridge...all that other food will...

I would have thought that the Harlem Globetrotters could have afforded better entertainment...not that he wasn't funny...just well...it would have been better had there been like 15 of them at the same time!

Can't I just hit CTL+ ALT +DEL to reboot?

I have got to get me some of those!

He should have popped some iron pills!

Believe be I have looked for others of this nature and quality and I don't seem to be able to find them. This is pretty specific which is why we should get the OSCM's involved! I don't really have the guts to try this pose but might be willing to give a go if someone else goes first :o Plus...

I know we don't really 'talk' anymore but, Wow, Congratulations Booth. I'm glad you've found joy and happiness and I'm a little jealous that you live in such a forward thinking society. I really do wish you all the best!

that Debbie Gibson is still alive.... http://www.imdb.com/rg/VIDEO_PLAY/LINK//video/imdb/vi2192507417/

I think this shot should be attempted by every OSCM here...

Thank you, you too!

1991 actually, when i was 7 with the money the tooth fairy gave me!

Easy boys...I've never said I shied away from that area but...WHOA! put the breaks on and take a deep breath...LOL Certainly it must be the other kind of stroke...like an aneurysm right?

Greg owes me a new monitor and keyboard!

Lots of horny guys right here (and one very horny, naughty lesbian too! :tongue:) I'm sure you'd hear the cheers and applause from where ever you are in the world!:bowdown:

Right back at you Cutie :tongue: Do you want to play a game called; I'll show you mine if you show me yours?

Burn!!

Can you imagine the battle that must have gone on just before he got this....him, trying to spell check this before he gave it to the tattoo guy, but some jackass was already using the computer.... cause you know, you don't want to get the spelling wrong....

I bet things like that don't get reported to CarFax.....

I know, right!?

See...I've often said that ****** nature is a lesbian...or the wind is a horny old man...either way these unintentional moments are priceless!