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:facepalm: You boys are really, really dim sometimes!

Geesh! It sure would be horrible to held back by a thin little layer of latex, but sooner or later you are going to get crabs...I mean...wait...er.....nevermind!

I'm hoping my nose wouldn't be long enough....hey wait...I just got that! :mad:

I like this picture and can't think of any thing 'funny' to add...so :thumbsup: Dirk, I can't rep you yet!

Cool contacts too! Where can I get a pair?

:pukey: :crash: is about all I have to say about that!

Can I nominate myself to go on the Minute Maid? Because when I dress like a Maid it only takes a Minute...

:sing: Time keeps on slippin', slippin, slippin'...into the future! :sing: can I get a refund on the 10 minutes I spent trying to read this thing?

:rofl: Next summer I'll give it a try and I will get 3 of my friends to as well and then they will get three of their friends...before you know it this will be the norm! You are actually really right about that!

Yeah, I thought El Nino was supposed to make this winter mild for the States!

OMFG! Stan your post was great! :rofl: There is no way to add to this post after that genius!

Again I say thank you for the "Posh" rep!

Thanks for the rep feller! Is your New Year off to a good start?

funny! :thumbsup: I guess the circus won't ever set up there either!

OOOOOO My head if swimming now! Circles! Circles!

Really? don't those deflate for more discreet transportation? Must be awkward for Blue to travel with his 'companion' to and from work every day.

One of those things that makes me glad to be a girl, I don't have to insert anything of mine into anything else.

No London Bridge for her then?

I was totally thinking of something else when I clicked on this thread...I'll take my two hands somewhere else I guess!

I **** women like these! Sorry to be a wet blanket...but money grubbing girls are the worst!

Is this part of the video where they do get out and try to run? I think if I were Disney I'd cancel this ride!

They say that you are more likely to be injured in an ****** if you own the weapon, clearly this guy will not even have to wait for the ****** to get injured!

Blue, not a fan of Apple I take it?

Happy New Year to you too! Did you celebrate wildly?

I'm more upset at my career trajectory!

She's there...she's just turned sideways is all.....

That would suck if your commute is over an hour!

That zipper needs a tug....

Pregnancy like an elephant perhaps?

I **** to see Paul slummin' like that!

Is this a rhetorical question?

Until they thaw and then everything smells like an Oscar Meyer! No thank you! And If you keep putting it out there I'm gonna have to take my swings! :)

For me....100% of the time, I'm slippery when wet! :tongue: Every part of me!:eek:

I know that you boys like this sort of thing, but let me tell you any more than a few yards with some support, especially if your breasts are as large as these women; and you are not a happy camper, trust me! I hope you all appreciate the 'sacrifice' these ladies are providing by performing...

I tink someone's been watchin' too much Tweety!

Biggest Lincoln Log EVER!

I love Chik-fil-a!

If he doesn't watch it he could OG and be a goner!

Little too much beta carotene in our diet? Huh, You like munchin' carrots? Huh, do ya, do ya? Do you want some squash too? Huh, do ya? Well if the pic had stuck you'd be laughing....sorry, about that Comanduc!

This is a little too nerdy for me!

Why do you have to be lured by phallic shaped meat at all Dirk? Is there something you'd like to tell the rest of FO's?

Great photo! :thumbsup:

uh....I don't see any chicks here....is this gay porn, Dirk?

Where is the obligatory :hit:? I'll put it out there on the Rubens and Raphael but not the photo...sorry Hilly doesn't swing that way! Did I just refer to myself by nickname of a screen name in the third person? Uh, I feel the fabric of my life tearing!

:rofl: Any why do they make it seem like you still have a choice? You are getting there under your own power...why not climb the stairs the other way...like a, a, oh, damn, what do you call it.....a, uh..... a Stairway to Heaven?

Some sports just aren't meant to go together!

That's how I am!

Fuck the fuckin' fuckers!

Anyone else here the wha...wha...whaaaaaa, horn playing in their head?

One of them is clearly a plantain, sure a two year old will be confused at first but it should be a great time for a cultural and culinary lesson about the difference. Really I see this book as 'cutting edge'.