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No, you're :yummie: ! Isn't there some internet equivalent of paper, rock, scissors to see who goes first? or a 3,2,1, countdown to do this simultaneously? We need to establish rules of exposure too, you know tit for tat and that sort of thing. :tongue: My birthday is coming up, maybe I will...

I see a lot of money and silicone tied up in that costume. There's a wife and lots of her girlfriends that aren't nearly as satisfied tonight because this guy cornered the market.

I love them, Dirk! Thank you for thinking of me and my lesbian ways! Blue, I'm pretty sure these aren't the same ones...these are LESBIAN Barbies. LOL

Thank you for the rep, Dirk, always a pleasure I'm sure!

That is taking this thread in a new direction! :confused:

Thank you for the rep, keep up the good posts!

I'd never fight in the street, plus pillows are about as violent as I get!

Thank you for the wonderful gift, Greg. Now I'm having the best phone sex of my life! :kiss:

Good to know...If I ever need to make some extra money....I expect you to be the first to join!

What constitutes speedy?

I was thinking that was where they meet to gossip...and I wanted a clean driveway, or out of harms way....something like that!

Thanks for the rep, Blue I won't let 'em get me down!

Thanks for the rep Dude...Have a Happy New Year!

You are complaining? I think your gay is showing.....

Christmas card photos are always fun!

Wha? :dunno: I think my girl is wearing it better....just saying.

:sing: And I'm Free :sing:.....wait, wait, wait... Nope, nope, no.... you started singing already; you're... :sing: free-fallin'.....:sing:

Make sure you pick from the walk way first, then the driveway, the ones in the yard are at a slight premium, most of the snowwomen are in the driveway, if that's what your after, start there first!

I'd like to see moar pictures!

Is that really one of the girls that Tiger is linked to? I haven't been following the list of his indiscretions, or what they look like...

I agree. Btw all the game makers say that there is absolutely not correlation between video games and increased ********....hmmmm :dunno: Isn't there a way to save your progress so that if can restart from further in? or is he upset cause he never made it past the first screen?

I agree! The last two are horrible people, probably gave the train operators heart-attacks!

The impact from a 4 mph crash might have chipped a nail, and I'm telling you, they didn't want that to happen!

You're right about that...I'd be with her if she'd have me! :tongue:

Too much silicone in this picture too!

This is what I was thinking....I'm sure there are other more worthy people to parent than this guy!

Hey now, this time of year it might have been divine! Or Devine who lives on the next block. :dunno:

Thanks for the rep too Stan!

Thanks for the rep and congrats again on 4K!

Thanks for the rep and have a happy new year!

Friends of Dexter's always end up the same way...

Replaces old standard of :sing: "Shave and a hair cut...two bits!" :sing: Now we have :sing: "Shaves as it fucks you...real quick" :sing:

Thanks again for the rep! Hopefully the mods will leave the OTH thread alone, they've picked all my other ones apart :(

I'm hoping there was a switch off camera...but OMG! that was horrible! Great Monty reference above! :)

Happy New Year to you too!

I thought Mr. Ed was alright, but I happen to like horses and will agree that some can be jerks but we are all entitled to a bad day are we not? Have a Happy New Year...Talk to you next year!

Do the cops just want us to have our excuse already prepared?...I suppose making up a lie on the spot does take a lot of time.

Two cups of coffee? :dunno:

Thanks for playing along! And no, to answer the unasked question, it was not a pencil/needle dick man who got me to think about playing for the other team. Though when men act like pencil/needle dicks, it makes me glad that I did!

I've avoided the Lemon Party so far, so I feel lucky that way. And I might want to try the other thing if the ***** could/would talk back.

Right! Jayla knows what I'm talking about!

I really need to get my stuff on a image host site Comanduc has 'destroyed' all my hard work. :( Any one have any suggestions? a free site if possible!

I love Salma Hayek, and her GOOgle bOObies!

The Sims are looking rather cheesy today!

I can't imagine that given all the other life support medicine that he must be taking, that he can safely take Viagra, or that his 'girlfriends' want him to....eww!

Seems as if you've paid for them, you want everybody to know them..

Ontology? I think I had that removed when I was 9 along with my tonsils....:dunno: Thank you though. BTW is there a difference between philosopher and internet philosopher? Does the IP get Rick Rolled more often?

He probably thinks he's wearing a "Flash" shirt....:dunno:

Be careful you don't use washable markers because the color with run like a 2 dollar whore's mascara and your *** will wonder what's going on when she does your laundry. I'd recommend you use permanent marker or just get them tattooed!

HA HA...:rofl: you're great, Stan! and a good sport!