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Yeah, the clown at my birthday parties sucked at making animals too!
If you wear them on your head, will you lose hat-sizes?
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Tell you from personal experience, you don't want to get a boner in one of those things. The striped design brings everything out, and if you poke a hole in it, the hissing sound is impossible to cover up.
How skinny and pointy you must be
to be 'popping' apparatuses such as these!
I bet you write whole letters with a highlighter, as even thinking about the word pencil probably sends you into fits!
JK~!:tongue:
^^You're in quite the saucy mood this evening!
Yes, well If you boys keep setting them up I'm going to knock a few down... and yeah...I just found out I've got a date all set for New Years! whoo hoo!
go git 'er, tiger.
We know. STDiva has told us all about it.
Uh...Am I missing some thing or are you wishing I catch something? :dunno:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Yeah, am I missing something also? STDiva is supposed to be ringing in the new year with my balls on his chin. It is part of a silent pantomime we've worked out with Greg and Blue and Stan.
It is inspired by the life of OJ Simpson. The only costuming involved are ****** gloves.
Take heart, there's a pill for this problem I'm sure and most of the time size doesn't really matter......:rofl: sorry, not really....:o
With all the money you spent on therapy you probably could have just had some kind of surgery....like an addadicktome Or try giving Bob a call at Enzyte he seems to have his race car running the right way! Either way it's only a problem for two people.....you and the one your with.
OK sorry, sorry, I'll stop now....You know I'm just playing with you right Stan!?
Right!?
this is itthat I'm playing with, right, Stan?
Well, sounds like I won't have to do much to top your fun! :nanner:
You just don't know. I've had my balls decorated for the occasion. Very festive.
Be careful you don't use washable markers because the color with run like a 2 dollar whore's mascara and your *** will wonder what's going on when she does your laundry. I'd recommend you use permanent marker or just get them tattooed!
Pierced. That's the way to go.
Just don't get the top of your grandfathers head tattooed on you sack ("because it looks a little like him already").
Cos that's my thing!
Funny, I had your grandfather's head tattooed on my sack too! Grandmum loved it...
Maybe we can smack em' together during the play.
I've always wanted to see my grandfather head butting himself, upside down and deflated. I guess that's the inherent Lynchian paradox within all of us.
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