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Hey honey. Petra sent me a PM and politely asked us to knock off the whole Freeones Newbie Destroyers deal. So please remove that stuff from your sig when you get a chance. Maybe we will form a new club with a new purpose or something.

:rofl2: Clever. That definitely works. Kramer is the perfect scarecrow. :D

Never heard of Peter Tosh? Granted he's no Bob Marley. Also don't know how it was he lent his name to this particular usage, but more power to him. :D

Good topic. *scanning my song library* The Bangles - Manic Monday The Calling - Wherever You Will Go Cornershop - Brimful of Asha Erasure - Always Jet - Look What You've Done Oasis - All Around the World Pixies - Where is My Mind? Roxette - The Look Spin Doctors - Two Princes The Verve Pipe -...

Best looking girl with a dick? Right here: http://img202.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=42154_tranny-sex_4_3248_si_123_354lo.jpg Ooops! Looks like I got a little too excited and overzealous that I didn't read the whole title! :rolleyes: Instead of editing my post accordingly, I think I shall...

Boy I'd love to be the green gill-man hanging onto the tail of that massively-mammaried *****!

You can apply on those sites, it just wouldn't be that smart. :D I think it was bigoted of those at eHarmony to not allow the option of selecting the sex of the person you want to meet. But at the same time, I don't think it is or should be against the law. They should be allowed to cater to...

Same question for me, but with a United Negro College Fund billboard? Also would like to know if that makes me gay. Hasty replies appreciated, as this is really eating at me.

^ It's getting very difficult to keep up with my records lately! So many new gents joining every day! Perhaps I can enlist the help of the mods in this endeavor? :D Maybe a short questionnaire given to each male member who joins? Just a little basic information to help me track the members'...

Re: Chinese Democracy Ain't THAT the truth. Well I guess you don't join up and get 140 posts in 3 days by reading other people's posts and responding constructively.

I'm glad to hear you would like to join! Memberships have been slow lately. Wait a second, just to make sure, you're talking about my club, and not Legzman's creation, right? Can certainly always use a new member to "I Dig Guys And Fuck Frequent Cock"! We have a proud history here! Glad to...

I want more time in each day to fuck all the people who want my cack. Damn that sounded so newb-ish. SENOB's WISHLIST Let's start off with my top wish: A set of cock and balls with a picture of Dora the Explorer on it (this is a holdover request from last year when such a thing didn't exist)...

Will you settle for a fella ******** huge amounts of cum? If so, would you like me ******** some of my own, some of Chef's, or a Freeones Twister ******** of several members of the board?

:1orglaugh No spaghetti face either. When my sex drive was higher years ago I would go for it, but nowadays it's kind of a mutual decision to wait out the crimson tide.

1. Baseball player (1B or 3B only) 2. NASCAR driver (but don't really like watching it so much) 3. Hetero porn star 4. Gay porn star 5. Proctologist

See you next tuesday, sexy lady! ;) BTW...you know you're gorgeous but your modesty is sooo becoming. Love you honey! :lovecoupl

I concur, might be something to ask on the COLLEGE FOOTBALL THREAD.

The thread is asking for penis size, not your age. ;)

Warning: it is not as easy as it sounds to get this job. Unless you are willing to fuck men and dress up like a woman. If this happens, send her to me, DJ. :D OK, well I agree with some of the other guys, telephone contact will be important before you go and make some rash move to meet up with...

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I agree with the others, VLC is very good. It uses its own filters apparently. I had some old (5+ year old) MPEGs that would not play properly with Windows Media Player 9 or above. I couldn't find any codecs that helped me either. I even tried MPEG editors as well. As a last guess, I tried VLC...

Well you're batting a thousand then. I now know you as someone who starts redundant threads for very little reason. Way to get off on the right foot. :yesyes:

Brilliant way to start the thread. Since you didn't tell us what you think....I'm not gonna tell you what I think. :tongue:

If you need anyone else to blow your tin whistle, I am more than available. However, I am also very good on the other blowing instruments. Anything from a harmonica to an alto sax (I'm even proficient on the rare "skin flute"). However I am limited in skill to only instruments where one can...

Re: Who made you cum today? Fella by the name of Kanavis McGahee.

About the closest answer you're going to get from a lady would be if I told you that I get a second orgasm when my asshole spasmodically twitches about 5 minutes into the process. But even that would be only IF I told you that. ;)

Wow, we got another post spammer here! Red rep him while he's hot! And yeah, Britney Amber is sexy, what's the point? :dunno:

Just couldn't pass this one up, even though I didn't negative rep you for this particular thread. I ALWAYS have sex with a gorgeous girl whom I love on a regular basis, and I still somehow find the time to dish out plenty of the red jewels to those who deserve them. I guess you could call me...

I just read about this yesterday. Romo seems like a nice guy. He also stopped to help a couple change a tire earlier this year on the way home from a game.

I agree with the original poster, I'm sorry too. That people get so crazy over a nipple.

Saints be praised! It's true! :eek:

Who takes ***** to improve their performance in masturbation? You? :dunno:

Great advice! Play mind games by shifting the blame to the girl! You're the coolest guy with erectile dysfunction I've ever heard of. Too bad that's not saying much!

^ There are much more fun ways to go incredibly off topic. What did that have to do with what the OP said?

Patriotic Sandwich.

Wha? Oh yeah, I do everything like a woman except peeing. I don't do that at all.

^I think I shall start a thread about each and every one of those. :D Yeah, malfeasance is certainly not restricted to Jesse Jackson. Casting partisan stones will get one nowhere with the amount of glass houses those on both sides tend to erect.

I'll go for that. :D Besides, being an omnisexual would probably require me to do a great many ******* things. :uohs:

Hi miniD! Hope you are well.

Wish I was more interested in football. Chef told me the other day that my Jets are tops in their division at 7-3. Maybe I should keep not paying attention and they'll win the Super Bowl. :dunno: Meanwhile, if I want to watch quality football, I've got a better chance flipping on the arena...

Only when they're really hot. And rumor has it, this is one of those cases. ;)

I think he meant praying to the east as in praying to Mecca. :rolleyes: Anyway, I'm surprised this guy didn't try to finish the dog off once he discovered it was still alive. I can't imagine driving on after hitting a dog or a cat, much less any other ******. On the rare cases where I've hit an...

Oooh lordy, what a gay night of posting. I may just have to see if Becks is up for an early-morning roll in the hay just to set me straight for the day. Don't tell anyone though... :D

Last chance before you're hitched mega orgy? I'm there. :D

I've got lady buddies and guy buddies. Shemale buddies too. I'm an omnisexual.

My favorite Mabel, the incomparable Mabel King:

Yes indeed, as long as it was your ****, or failing that, the **** of another fuckworthy gent.

I choose Patriotic Sandwich.

I know what you mean about you guys not wanting to see guys like this fuck a pornstar. I myself would much rather see him fucking with another man. That's just how great my disgust is.

I see my friend Chef has been busy today! Mmmm...that sandwich looks good enough to eat! Perhaps she would like to be in my upcoming project. Here's an artist's conception: Ok, I'll admit it. I drew that. Anyone know where I can hire a can of soda with a penis?