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Freeones, through myself and Blueballs are going to release an album called "Smacked In The Face By My Own Fetus".
It is going to be a fusion of jazz and funk, played on a tin whistle shoved up my ass. More in the style of "junk" from my trunk.
BB has suggested "more of a emo/jazz fusion. You know funky Jazz for the melody (you gotsta get the people dancing), but just a couple people ****** for the lyrics, would sum the album up well, i'm sure we could incorperate you ass tin whistle, i'll even blow on it" while I think that maybe more along the lines of some post-modern poem thingy with dramatic pauses and random shouting. Emo could be good though, but to make them cry I think beating them with the fetus maybe a good idea. Or may a leg of a festering *****.
That brings us upto date with Blues suggestion of "By god! I think your on to it, now you get the fetus i'll get the horses leg and the emo's and then all we have to do is find the musicians. Oh well they'll turn up.
We dont need people really talented it would just be a waste, so mediocre musicians overweight emo's and someone with a haunting voice, plus some decomposing meat.
You know what, I would buy that cha-ching"
Right. Any lame musicians out there or any EMO's who want to get beaten up for the sake of music???
Or any ideas how to take the Freeones album multinational best selling??? Any record producers reading? (Come on Cowel and JayZ, we know you pound your pud to Freeones too)
Fuck should have made it a poll for who would be best at each job.
It is going to be a fusion of jazz and funk, played on a tin whistle shoved up my ass. More in the style of "junk" from my trunk.
BB has suggested "more of a emo/jazz fusion. You know funky Jazz for the melody (you gotsta get the people dancing), but just a couple people ****** for the lyrics, would sum the album up well, i'm sure we could incorperate you ass tin whistle, i'll even blow on it" while I think that maybe more along the lines of some post-modern poem thingy with dramatic pauses and random shouting. Emo could be good though, but to make them cry I think beating them with the fetus maybe a good idea. Or may a leg of a festering *****.
That brings us upto date with Blues suggestion of "By god! I think your on to it, now you get the fetus i'll get the horses leg and the emo's and then all we have to do is find the musicians. Oh well they'll turn up.
We dont need people really talented it would just be a waste, so mediocre musicians overweight emo's and someone with a haunting voice, plus some decomposing meat.
You know what, I would buy that cha-ching"
Right. Any lame musicians out there or any EMO's who want to get beaten up for the sake of music???
Or any ideas how to take the Freeones album multinational best selling??? Any record producers reading? (Come on Cowel and JayZ, we know you pound your pud to Freeones too)
Fuck should have made it a poll for who would be best at each job.