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I'm a little late in joining the celebration, but suffice it to say I am also happy for the same reason as my chums on this thread! PARTY TIME!!!!!

You're depressed?! Oh Jeez, I hope you don't do anything drastic.

Ah! Asking the board what movie you should rent, only to ignore everyone and provide an answer to your question yourself! Brilliant. I think it is "all of the above"....

The Joy of Gay Sex - Charles Silverstein

I can't say I like TV on the Radio. Then again, I'm not the type who lets critics tell me what I should like.

No, because I don't want to get ******. Also would not have much use for it. Can barely keep up with this one.

I voted other. Dead Alive (Braindead)

If you're going to leave, then leave. I just find it funny that after saying you were done with porn and this board, you proceeded to post profusely on this thread, and then made 26 more posts today (several to do with porn) all unrelated to this thread. :dunno: I'd say you're hooked, you sexy man!

I hear that at the time of his death, Tupac was working on an album that synced up perfectly with Don't Be a Menace to South Central While ******** Your Juice in the Hood (1996).

Terrific! I'm especially glad there are a lot of faces in the pics too and not just all close-up shots of cleavage!

Thanks a lot....what was the purpose of telling us that?

I was hesitant to check out this thread, but since Friday posted it, I thought I would check it out. :hatsoff: Very very hot! The porn industry is plain genius when it comes to pouncing on pop-culture topics. This stuff is pure gold! I also think Lisa Ann makes a plenty convincing Sarah Palin...

I can see why you like that dress, Nina! You look awesome in it!!! :nanner:

^ You've got a point there. I can easily see all the talk about Obama winning lead to bigger turnouts among McCain supporters and complacency and lack of turnout from Obama supporters. You're right that people don't like being told who will win. While it doesn't annoy me that the tide seems to...

I don't care if BlueBalls doesn't want me to post. I'm posting because this is a compelling question. I would have to go with Obama, because I know for a fact that John McCain needs to do some serious anal bleaching. Although with Obama, you really couldn't tell if he needed a bleach.... :dunno:

I think you may have the wrong guy if you're looking for sense and light miniD... But I assure you, I will do my best to bring something entertaining!

I wish I did! Not sure as to the identity of these princesses, but they sure do cut a striking figure! ;) :D

Rectalina Chaudhry

I would gladly fist an ass, but I would never punch a donkey.

Nah, the whole thing is false, though I can picture it happening. :D

One of the things I put in my mouth is cigarettes.

Holy ****, you've got to be kidding me! This guy is going to follow me from the NY area to Wisconsin now? It wasn't enough what happened with the Mets, but now he's going to helm my second favorite team? Don't get me wrong, I think Willie is a decent manager, and certainly was not at fault for...

I don't even read the topic, much less any of the posts. I usually just click on a random topic in TALK and post whichever of my sexual experiences comes to mind.

Your question made me think of that too. Apparently it comes not from the Quran but from a Muslim book known as the "Hadith" that contains information said to have been related by Muhammed himself. This explains it a little...

I'll bet you would drill those walls for a picture of the Keebler Elves though! The only things I have up on my walls is pictures of my asshole, a boudoir shot of Bea Arthur, a raggedy picture of Nathan Lane with the mouth cut out (and a hole in the wall behind it), a poster of Roman Polanski...

How can you call this belligerent? Obvious attempts? I take that as an insult. It's not my fault you don't like my contributions to the thread. Just because you don't like these contributions doesn't mean I'm not trying to help. My posts on this thread have been well within topic. Did you ever...

I went into a "religious ********" once to buy condoms and the pharmacist instead gave me a 15 minute lecture on the "joys of abstinence".... So, I turned his wrinkled ass around and plowed him something good. Now that pious bastard has left his wife and won't stop calling me. Talk about a...

I think her name was Pippi Longsocking. :dunno:

Let me get this straight, you went to see Chicago, in Chicago? :rolleyes: I always thought that situation would result in some sort of rare atmospheric anomaly. Did a vortex open up to the nexus of the universe at that show?!

Now when Muslim ******** die for the cause of Jihad, are they rewarded with 72 virgins in heaven, or just 72 really, really good sandbox-mates?

Torre, you might like to know that I have an inflamed O-ring. It is twitching from your post and the thought of being in congress with another ass. Do you think the Desitin will be enough to tide me over until I can fill my need?

Re: SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into f I had a similar thing happen to me while I was driving around Pittsburgh with a "Muggers Suck!" bumper-sticker on my car. I was just thinking that this woman was possibly going to carve "BO" for Barack Obama...

No curious dog. :nono: Otherwise, you're right on the money as long as you add "MC" at the end for Midget Clown. :)

Definitely Karina Hart. She has taken her place alongside Ewa Sonnet, Jana Defi, and Merilyn Sakova as one of my favorite big tit babes!

I like Will E's idea. Make this idiot buy you a new hard drive. Sorry that your wanking session got ruined by this whole thing...

Well if she was going to do it anyway, with me watching or not, then I would want to watch. But I would rather her not do it at all.

I know..I've got everybody fooled!!!! bwhahahaha :)

Re: SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into f cuisinart, whose **** is that in your avatar? It looks hot!!

^ Just because a guy thinks a girl is a slut doesn't mean they don't want to fuck her. :dunno:

Would you settle for a lubed fist? :D

Re: SHOCK: McCain Volunteer attacked and ********* in Pittsburgh... 'B' carved into f Pattycake, Pattycake, baker’s man, Bake me a cake as fast as you can; Roll it, pat it, mark it with a B, Put it in the oven for baby and me. :dunno: