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With a shave, a wax n' a bleach, I give you free pizza pie!

I actually first thought of a man that beats his wife, though I am familiar with the term for the shirt. I've seen many groups other than hillbillies wearing these. They also seem popular amongst Italian and Hispanic men, at least back in Jersey.

Certainly this falls under the category of "cruel and unusual punishment"?

No, I told you I would let that one slide because Becks and I were both there. ;)

Nat'l Lampoon's Summer Vacation and Christmas Vacation Office Space

^ I just had to figure out what name you used to be, since you've been around for awhile and I know I must have seen your posts before! I agree that the new name is much catchier! :hatsoff:

^ The last two posts (by D-rock and Facetious) have nicely summed up just about everything I have to say on the subject. I think people forget that while tasers are sometimes misused by police officers in the US, they are often a much preferable alternative to guns. Anyone who has been tased by...

randomchicky, THIS is the guy you want for your book. Pay him some amount of money and sit down with him until he spills his guts on the subject! :D

I was actually thinking something similar to this as well, almost like he is setting himself up for using an insanity defense or stomething.

Will EEEEEE! You are exasperating me here! There are certain things that I wouldn't consider sex that I would consider cheating and therefore wouldn't want Becks to do with another guy! Like (but not limited to) kissing and handjobs....

I never saw this thread before either. So true how they overuse names. One that I hadn't seen mentioned was Love: On IAFD yields: 265 hits for Female performers 97 hits for Male performers As for creative or funny names, I like those, but a lot of times I would just settle for a NORMAL...

Yikes!! Interesting to see that we have both Will E Worm and Dean Wormer posting in this thread! :hatsoff:

Well, many ethnicities have lost their claims to a homeland throughout history as calpoon mentioned. It is very difficult for these ethnicities every time. But to do such a thing as just granting the Jewish people claim to land that was already rightfully claimed by others was irresponsible and...

Sounds to me more like he is against religious fanatacism in any form. :dunno:

I would think it's gay, but not gay sex. I chose to be serious and literal in this thread. :tongue: Of course, during a reach around other things are usually going on, so then it would be gay sex. :D

It really all depends on what I've gone on the computer to do in the first place. Sometimes I go straight to Freeones, sometimes I don't go to Freeones at all. Sometimes myspace is first. Sometimes I get caught up reading news stories on AOL or Yahoo.

I'm going to try and get a laptop either at Office Depot or Best Buy.

I support Obama, and I think Hillary would be a great choice for Secretary of State, (as she was my original choice for president) but meesterperfect has a very valid point there. It's funny how the primaries tend to do that to people. You try and distance yourself so much from certain other...

She must be performing above expectations!!! This whole thing is so ridiculous. I would **** to be this ***'s lawyer, because I don't know what advice this *** is getting from counsel, but what he's been doing is certainly not it!

I think the success of Matt Cassel is very interesting. It shows just how good the offensive line of the Patriots is and what quality targets Cassel has to throw to. Now Tom Brady is a great quarterback and would succeed with most any team, but he owes a lot of his "legendary-type" status to the...

Good morning, bro! Hope you are doing well. Newbies rock!!!

What happened to vagina A? Is that orifice still available for the taking?

:tongue: :rolleyes:

I guess that house belongs to a hermaphrodite.

Then I have achieved my purpose. ;)

Totally agreed. I would consider it a gay act to French kiss another man. But this topic was about gay sex. :dunno:

Lol

1. No atypcial thoughts or fantasies. 2. No. 3. Not really inspirational in terms of ideas or anything, but I do get a real rush of confidence immediately after sex or masturbation. I guess that would be sort of a chemical response of the body. 4. Plenty of embarrassing things. Falling off the...

Ridiculous, as the others mentioned, what if someone had a heart ****** or was packing a ***? What a poorly conceived idea.

I don't enjoy watching lesbian scenes in porn so much, but I enjoy watching it in real life. Especially since in real life, it is usually a precursor to a MFF situation.

I appreciate a neatly trimmed patch on a chick to completely shaved as well, in porn and in real life. When I was younger though, I liked completely shaved better.

IMO gay sex is giving or receiving anal sex or a blowjob with another man.

Same here. I type in "fr" and auto-complete does the rest.

I agree that this sicko is really getting off easy. Life should be life as miniD and wigster said. When there are 25 life sentence convictions, the guy should not be sentenced concurrently as if it was just ONE life sentence and get released after 19 years.

I like how the doctor said he laughed when he found it! Must have been relieved! I wonder if the worm was feeding on her very thoughts!

^ Brilliant!!! I especially like the contrast of the basic hardline tone of the latter half of the post with the flippant and easygoing "or 2009 whenever you want to start". :D It also reminds us that the key is that you DO start, and that it does not necessarily matter what is the exact time...

^ Call me naive, but I can't see how one can be a proponent of both anarchy and socialism. :dunno:

Freaks (1932) - A sympathetic mostly non-exploitative story in the lives of circus "freaks". Only real sideshow performers acted in those roles, and they did themselves great justice in showing their talent and humanity. 9/10 ****** (1962) - The Stanley Kubrick film based on the 1955...

Looks like a couple people have to eat their words.... J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!! Dominating performance by the team that had the less heralded defense coming in. The Titans running game sputtered and died today. How about the Jets' one-two punch of Jones and Washington in the backfield? Set up...

This is a terrific idea! As long as they are still feminine-looking and sexy.

Hey jibbi, you got any free hugs left? I think I'd like one! :D Good story too. :thumbsup:

I've recently come across a couple beauties from Russia, so I hope to see some more from that country, as it seems they are somewhat under-represented in the porn world.

I don't think this guy has much of a case. If his religion precludes him from handling *******, then he will just have to find employment somewhere where they don't have to handle *******. You have a right to practice religion, but a business should not have to make special accomodations for you...

I 100% agree with you, Chef. There is (or at least used to be) a National Association for the Advancement of White People. It was founded on the principle of "equal rights for all, special privledges for none", but quickly became a **** group. I'm sorry to say I used to be a member of that...

I don't think one night stands are such a bad thing. I think part of your problem is that you equate them with lying for some reason. And I **** this idea presented by some that only assholes get the girls and good guys just end up lonely. That is just a bitter generalization. If you're a...

I hope the ****** is at least able to get a copy of the webcam video so they have something to remember him by.... But I guess the movie would be spoiled, since they already know the ending. Plus everything everyone has already said....***'s fault....what were the board members supposed to...

Cool story. Caught my eye especially because of the name R.J. Richard. Very similar name to J.R. Richard, a fireballing right-hander who was one of the best pitchers in the major leagues in the late 70s. A stroke cut his career short, and bad business deals left him destitute and homeless at...

All of which are the same, if not much more so in the 00's. :dunno: :rolleyes:

^ :1orglaugh I've seen this ad, he's actually playing the Santa in an office party, not at the mall. But taken out of context, I could definitely see how you might think that. :D

I'm not ashamed to say I masturbate with bananas. I stick them in my ass and then return them to the store. :dunno: