Alright folks, post your predictions here.
There are two categories:
Time of Death
Manner of Death
Whoever gets closest in either or both categories wins.
_________________________________________________
P.S. Kadafi, if you are a member of the board as I have long suspected you are,
you...
For me, that's pretty much what got me started on porn,
the gazing on the mystery that is Vagina of Woman.
When I was old enough, and truthfully a couple years before,
I would go to strip clubs and spend all my money just to gaze.
(With girlfriends it was never enough—there's only so long...
I'd have to choose Snorri Sturluson, although I don't think he got to much sailing around and raiding.
If that's the criteria, then I guess I'd take Grettir Asmundarson or Egil Skallagrímsson.
What about you—who are some of your favorite Vikings?
I'm always getting a lot of grief for "those crazy threads of Ike's"
but I never get creditfor all the even crazier (and NOT ok) threads
I didn't post.
So how about it folks, what are some of the craziest (and wrongest)
threads you wisely DIDN'T post.
As a professional pornographer
it's important for me to understand
people's preferences. To that end
I'm posting this simple poll.
Please read the questions
and answer honesty.
3.14159 26535...
alexpnz drinks piss
another useless post
die ike die
doritos
i love ike stain
ike and his crazy threads
ike=mongoloid
ikestain is a spunkstain
my farts>this thread
nj=shithole
sex banging
smoking hot beavers
vv wasn't here.
wet beaver
As many of you know, I "quality test" all my galleries before release, and this year's V-babe
was VickiChase in her Valentine lace. Don't you just want to eat her up!
I thought I'd preempt Johan for once.
:facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm:
"When is this guy going to stop ruining the board!"
I am constantly shocked by the level of :eek:prudery:eek: I run into on a porn forum.
This one loves gaping assholes, but thinks hairy vaginas are the sickest thing in the world.
This one loves teenagers in schoolgirl outfits, but thinks that interracial is obscene.
It leads me to wonder...
another ike failure
assclown mrtrebus
clowns eat testicles
freeones addiction
ike iza freeones stain
ike loves johan
ike stain=awesome
johan loves bieber
johan the french dick
masturbation time
mrtrebus=turd fondler
people kill guns
pirate king
post operation shit
the real a-rod wears #12
violent diarrhea
In light of the wild popularity of the Would you ***** a glass of pussy juice? thread,
I'm starting this corollary for people to post whose juice they would most like to *****.
For me I'd have to say:
vintage 2002
In today's world it's commonplace for even the most reserved of women to routinely ***** goblets full of sperm,
but you never hear about dudes ******** a nice big glass of pussyjuice.
So how about it, guys? Would you?
President Mubarak
He looks like he could take it deep
and they don't call him "Hose-knee"
for nuthin'
Now Ikey, he don't swing that way,
but I would definitely tap
his wife while he watched. That is
one nice looking older woman.
They seem to be the ones with no sense of humor, the ones who insult the OSCMs, and inflict their douchebaggery (in tags and elsewhere) despite having no imagination nor anything of value to contribute.
With that said, there is a certain endearing charm to it, as with the witless village...
alexpnz rubs balls
balls r dirks best friend
freeones douchebaggery
humourless douchebag
ike is the danza slap
ike needs a danza slap
ike stain iza shitstain
isaac
isaac is ike
monkey balls
roald smells like scrotum
rubs nipples
so little time
so many assholes
this thread sucks
To celebrate my thousandth quip, I'm gonna re-post my favorite pics:
From the ******* entry at Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/*******
"Momma, I'm an official boardwhore now."
As a professional pornographer, I often find myself jaded with even the finest erotic representations
(not to mention the pre-ponderance of soulless factory porn you motley masses indiscriminately consume
making it so hard for the producers who actually care to earn an honest buck.)
So when...
Does anybody know where to find this???
Ever since it was mentioned in a former thread
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=452108&page=3
I've been obsessed.
I've found albino midgets.
I've found midgets with elephantiasis.
I have not been able to find the combination getting nasty...
garbage site
ike has a tiny penis
ike likes being buggered
non-consensual
sleep sex
sperm love
stupid fukin question
taggeretardation
what i did today bitch
This thread is devoted to the Splash Page
Girls from TeasersVOD, beginning with
January 2011 and the lovely LilyLaBeau.
She's also known as Lily Luvs, but it's the
camera that loves Lily.
It's rare to find a model with this degree
of photogeneity in any field, so when you
do you make...
As far as I know no one in the Valley is moving on this, but I see huge potential.
If you had ultimate power, who would you cast in this film?
No promises, but my partner in porn, director Marc X. Star is a close associate of the Axel Braun, and I could pitch it.
So let's have it. Lay it...
That's right, our scrappy little site is up for a few honors this year,
Best Alternative Web Site and Best Alternative DVD Release.
You can watch the preview for our upcoming Vol.4 here:
Like it or not, it's a big question. I myself always try to seek out holiday-themed porn for added, "festive" feeling.
As pornographers, we have to plan months ahead to make sure we got the stuff for this special time of year,
but is it really worth all the effort? Is a smoking hot chick...
I miss the days when undergarments were referred to as "unmentionables". Back then, you could catch a glimpse of the hem of a woman's slip, and that would be ammo for the spank bank for a month. Now, anything short of full anal fisting leaves one feeling a little cold.
What do you miss about...
is the clothing choices.
"Today I think I'll wear my fur-accoutred genitalia a pair of pink sneakers!"
or
"It's a little nippy today, so I'll be sporting a vest, my cock, and a pair of nice, warm fishing boots."
I'm not even kidding. Living is puritanical Amerika, I am extremely jealous.
http://www.videobox.com/beta/tour/flash.seam?subTab=home&thumbsOffset=0&raId=-1&cid=1653511&mainTab=browse&offsetTime=520.5&contentId=79794
You gotta love the Japanese. They really know how to do it right.
Seriously. There's gotta be some way to make this happen. Hell, I bet they could even figure out how to make it drive though. I guarantee you'd seen a dramatic drop in road rage incidents.