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  1. Ike Stain

    Kadafi Death Pool

    Alright folks, post your predictions here. There are two categories: Time of Death Manner of Death Whoever gets closest in either or both categories wins. _________________________________________________ P.S. Kadafi, if you are a member of the board as I have long suspected you are, you...
  2. Ike Stain

    Sweden or Norway

    Go!
  3. Ike Stain

    Do you enjoy looking at the Vaginas of women?

    For me, that's pretty much what got me started on porn, the gazing on the mystery that is Vagina of Woman. When I was old enough, and truthfully a couple years before, I would go to strip clubs and spend all my money just to gaze. (With girlfriends it was never enough—there's only so long...
  4. Ike Stain

    Who is your favorite Viking?

    I'd have to choose Snorri Sturluson, although I don't think he got to much sailing around and raiding. If that's the criteria, then I guess I'd take Grettir Asmundarson or Egil Skallagrímsson. What about you—who are some of your favorite Vikings?
  5. Ike Stain

    Threads I didn't start

    I'm always getting a lot of grief for "those crazy threads of Ike's" but I never get creditfor all the even crazier (and NOT ok) threads I didn't post. So how about it folks, what are some of the craziest (and wrongest) threads you wisely DIDN'T post.
  6. Ike Stain

    What should I name my penis?

    Originally it was "Fuckram" but I feel like that's kind of played out so now I'm thinking "Nixon". Any thoughts?
  7. Ike Stain

    Swamp Pussy

    PAD3Z4COfDo
  8. Ike Stain

    Keen on Orgies

    YwADs0EigH0 A girl talks about her passion.
  9. Ike Stain

    N.i.b. 1970

    ZiShfBmb-oA :cthulhu: † :cthulhu: † :cthulhu: † :cthulhu: † :cthulhu: † :cthulhu: † :cthulhu: † :cthulhu: † :cthulhu:
  10. Ike Stain

    Do you love banging out the beavers of smoking hot chicks?

    As a professional pornographer it's important for me to understand people's preferences. To that end I'm posting this simple poll. Please read the questions and answer honesty.
  11. Ike Stain

    Pervert documents own crimes at public park

    http://www.teasersvod.net/Gallery/Photo_Gallery/2011/Winter/Vicki%20Chase/ParkPervert/VChase_Park.html
  12. Ike Stain

    What did you masturbate to this Valentines Day?

    As many of you know, I "quality test" all my galleries before release, and this year's V-babe was VickiChase in her Valentine lace. Don't you just want to eat her up!
  13. Ike Stain

    Hitler's first Springsteen show

    xGJpu5AiYoE :1orglaugh:1orglaugh"Next thing you'll tell me Springsteen is Jewish!" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
  14. Ike Stain

    Mubarak steps down

    Big things happening in the world. Big things. http://abcnews.go.com/International/egypt-mubarak-steps-president-cairo-erupts-joy/story?id=12891572
  15. Ike Stain

    Sea of Hearbreak

    ksfAyW5FCww My love song to FreeOnes.
  16. Ike Stain

    Another fucking useless post by Ike Stain

    I thought I'd preempt Johan for once. :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: * :facepalm: "When is this guy going to stop ruining the board!"
  17. Ike Stain

    Have you read De Sade

    I am constantly shocked by the level of :eek:prudery:eek: I run into on a porn forum. This one loves gaping assholes, but thinks hairy vaginas are the sickest thing in the world. This one loves teenagers in schoolgirl outfits, but thinks that interracial is obscene. It leads me to wonder...
  18. Ike Stain

    Canada and the United States Reach Agreement on Yellowtail Flounder

    http://www.articlesbase.com/fishing-...r-3992584.html
  19. Ike Stain

    Jackie Daniels at TeasersVOD

    She was so beautiful and so much fun, I had to do a tribute post. Thank you Jackie! Click Here for Full Free Gallery at TeasersVOD
  20. Ike Stain

    Persuasion

    fCfqt74Jru8
  21. Ike Stain

    Atomic Dog

    LuyS9M8T03A
  22. Ike Stain

    I think I'm addicted to banging smoking hot broads with my cock-penis

    Does anyone know where I can find some?
  23. Ike Stain

    I think I'm addicted to the FreeOnes Forum

    It's actually cutting into my masturbation time!
  24. Ike Stain

    What's your favorite time to wank one off?

    I'm actually looking for time of day, although such answers as "Right when my ******'s getting out of the the shower" will also be accepted.
  25. Ike Stain

    What's your favorite type of sex meat?

    Since the dawn of the species the human organism has provided a veritable buffet of luscious sexmeats. What's your fave?
  26. Ike Stain

    Who's pussy juice would you most like to *****

    In light of the wild popularity of the Would you ***** a glass of pussy juice? thread, I'm starting this corollary for people to post whose juice they would most like to *****. For me I'd have to say: vintage 2002
  27. Ike Stain

    Would you ***** a glass of pussy juice

    In today's world it's commonplace for even the most reserved of women to routinely ***** goblets full of sperm, but you never hear about dudes ******** a nice big glass of pussyjuice. So how about it, guys? Would you?
  28. Ike Stain

    Who is the reigning Asian Big-Breast Queen?

    Is it still Minka? Just wondering.
  29. Ike Stain

    Would you bang:

    President Mubarak He looks like he could take it deep and they don't call him "Hose-knee" for nuthin' Now Ikey, he don't swing that way, but I would definitely tap his wife while he watched. That is one nice looking older woman.
  30. Ike Stain

    Every time you make Dirk laugh, an angel busts a nut.

    I must be hosting a goddamned angelic *******!
  31. Ike Stain

    Have you ever spanked off into a chick's mouth?

    For instance, because she was so bad at giving head, but needed to feel the sweet sperm injected. I have, and it never gets old.
  32. Ike Stain

    There are a lot of people on this board who need to get laid

    They seem to be the ones with no sense of humor, the ones who insult the OSCMs, and inflict their douchebaggery (in tags and elsewhere) despite having no imagination nor anything of value to contribute. With that said, there is a certain endearing charm to it, as with the witless village...
  33. Ike Stain

    Wikibukkake

    To celebrate my thousandth quip, I'm gonna re-post my favorite pics: From the ******* entry at Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/******* "Momma, I'm an official boardwhore now."
  34. Ike Stain

    Wikiporn

    As a professional pornographer, I often find myself jaded with even the finest erotic representations (not to mention the pre-ponderance of soulless factory porn you motley masses indiscriminately consume making it so hard for the producers who actually care to earn an honest buck.) So when...
  35. Ike Stain

    Albino midgets with elephantiasis fucking pies

    Does anybody know where to find this??? Ever since it was mentioned in a former thread http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=452108&page=3 I've been obsessed. I've found albino midgets. I've found midgets with elephantiasis. I have not been able to find the combination getting nasty...
  36. Ike Stain

    Does anyone know any methods for removing human semen from velour?

    I took the Orange Cat's advice: and now I'm in the dog house.
  37. Ike Stain

    Would you put sperm to a woman even if she was ********?

    Because apparently this ***** Creep character is getting away with it on a fairly regular basis! Hot or not?
  38. Ike Stain

    Have you ever hosted a *******

    And if so can you recommend a good cleaning service?
  39. Ike Stain

    Teasers Splash Girls

    This thread is devoted to the Splash Page Girls from TeasersVOD, beginning with January 2011 and the lovely LilyLaBeau. She's also known as Lily Luvs, but it's the camera that loves Lily. It's rare to find a model with this degree of photogeneity in any field, so when you do you make...
  40. Ike Stain

    Spermdog Millionaire

    As far as I know no one in the Valley is moving on this, but I see huge potential. If you had ultimate power, who would you cast in this film? No promises, but my partner in porn, director Marc X. Star is a close associate of the Axel Braun, and I could pitch it. So let's have it. Lay it...
  41. Ike Stain

    TeasersVOD up for AVN Awards

    That's right, our scrappy little site is up for a few honors this year, Best Alternative Web Site and Best Alternative DVD Release. You can watch the preview for our upcoming Vol.4 here:
  42. Ike Stain

    Do you prefer to masturbate to Christmas-themed porn over the holidays?

    Like it or not, it's a big question. I myself always try to seek out holiday-themed porn for added, "festive" feeling. As pornographers, we have to plan months ahead to make sure we got the stuff for this special time of year, but is it really worth all the effort? Is a smoking hot chick...
  43. Ike Stain

    I miss the days...

    I miss the days when undergarments were referred to as "unmentionables". Back then, you could catch a glimpse of the hem of a woman's slip, and that would be ammo for the spank bank for a month. Now, anything short of full anal fisting leaves one feeling a little cold. What do you miss about...
  44. Ike Stain

    The thing I love most about nudists

    is the clothing choices. "Today I think I'll wear my fur-accoutred genitalia a pair of pink sneakers!" or "It's a little nippy today, so I'll be sporting a vest, my cock, and a pair of nice, warm fishing boots." I'm not even kidding. Living is puritanical Amerika, I am extremely jealous.
  45. Ike Stain

    Wang Bang Gang Bang 2

    http://www.videobox.com/beta/tour/flash.seam?subTab=home&thumbsOffset=0&raId=-1&cid=1653511&mainTab=browse&offsetTime=520.5&contentId=79794 You gotta love the Japanese. They really know how to do it right.
  46. Ike Stain

    That would be sweet if they had a dollar store for handjobs

    Seriously. There's gotta be some way to make this happen. Hell, I bet they could even figure out how to make it drive though. I guarantee you'd seen a dramatic drop in road rage incidents.
  47. Ike Stain

    Give a man some porn, he will wank for a day

    Link a man to FreeOnes, he will wank for a lifetime.
  48. Ike Stain

    When you sperm in a woman, what's the first thought that enters your mind?

    For me it's usually, "Damn—that was the best five hundred dollars I ever spent!"
  49. Ike Stain

    Chuck Norris: After The Apocalypse

    f0kbzElC8Vs
  50. Ike Stain

    Who would you bang?

    MotherTeresa or RosaParks: vs.
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