Have you ever hosted a *******

[Ike Stain]

And if so can you recommend a good cleaning service?

 

[gunslingingbird]

:scream: DIIIIIRK!!! :scream:

 

[mrtrebus]

No. & clean up your own mess you inconsiderate reprobate!

 

[Ike Stain]

:scream: DIIIIIRK!!! :scream:

I know, right? I thought Dirk would be all over this one.

Word to wise—when hosting a ******* take down the good curtains
as these seem to be the favored place for people to wipe their dick.

The **** of it is, I actually sprung for the really nice soft Premium Link Upgrade paper towels.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

You hosted a *******? Why wasn't I invited?

 

[gunslingingbird]

You hosted a *******? Why wasn't I invited?

I think that's self explanatory.

 

[Ike Stain]

You hosted a *******? Why wasn't I invited?

It was more of an informal thing, just to thank the the garbage men, the mailman, the maintenance guys, ect., for the holidays instead of just giving out cash this year.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I hosted a Super Bowl party last year.

Then my team lost and I punched a baby.

 

[Ike Stain]

I hosted a Super Bowl party last year.

Then my team lost and I punched a baby.

Hey, you had to make your point though, right?

What's the old saying?

"It ain't a party until a baby gets punched."

 

[The Grasshopper]

It was more of an informal thing, just to thank the the garbage men, the mailman, the maintenance guys, ect., for the holidays instead of just giving out cash this year.

You're alright in my books Ike! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

[BlueBalls]

Only when my grandmother had her stroke.

 

[FatPete]

Only when my grandmother had her stroke.

At most of my ******* parties, the words "grandmother" and "stroke" play a pivotal part.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Not on purpose.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I hosted a Super Bowl party last year.

Then my team lost and I punched a baby.

I'm sorry to hear that. Don't worry about it happening two years in a row, though. The Colts have already saved you the trouble. :thefinger

 

[Moonchild22]

Have I ever Hostess Cupcakes? Yeah. Those are good.

 

[pete rose]

Yes, me and a bunch of socks.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I am pleased that I am the first reply to a "have you ever hosted a *******" thread.

My work here is nearly done...

 

[Shifty]

Now, when you say hosted ... do you mean having held a ******* gathering at your house or 'hosted' a *******? :o

 

[squallumz]

for a second i thought this was a serious question. ho-hum.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Hey, you had to make your point though, right?

What's the old saying?

"It ain't a party until a baby gets punched."

It ain't a party until someone gets shot,at least where I come from:dunno: