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  1. Ike Stain

    2012 Annual Poll

    Which will it be in 2012?
  2. Ike Stain

    Women with Big Breasts ******** Milk Thread

    Post all images and videos of big-breasteds ******** milk It gets me every time!
  3. Ike Stain

    How orgies happen

    GPPl7k8A3Ro Starting an orgy has never been so easy!
  4. Ike Stain

    Anyone know where to find any good anal fuckfests?

    I'm finding a lot of anal scenes, but in terms of legit fuckfests, the offerings seem to be pretty sparse. It's for my friend Rinaldo who's in the hospital, so obviously I need some strong stuff. -Ike
  5. Ike Stain

    When you get a pant-boner at your place of work, do you...

    Sport it proudly for all to see, or slink into a broom closet to "jerk it out." For the longest time, I would have said slink into the broom closet and get tha sucker down, but then I realized it's only a natural body part that I can't necessarily control it, so why should I have to hide it...
  6. Ike Stain

    **** crime victim fights to save attacker

    So how about it— is this Bhuiyan guy nuts or is he an example to us all? I mean, dude shot him in the face!
  7. Ike Stain

    Do you love it when a butthole is soft as mouth

    and do you remark on it when you find it to be the case?
  8. Ike Stain

    Id?

    I searched the board for "FTV Taylor" but couldn't find anything. If anyone has a fully working name, it would be much appreciated. http://www.ftvgirls.com/mod2009/taylor.html
  9. Ike Stain

    Who's hotter: Bachmann or Palin

    You decide. Please vote, and also tell what you'd do to your choice. I'm kind of liking Miztress Michelle right now, and I'd administer Punishing Anal Sex, then possibly the Dirty Sanchez.
  10. Ike Stain

    When Bill O'Reilly is the voice of reason, you know things have gotten bad

    Aside from the flat tax thing (a discussion for another day,) he's pretty much right on target. http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/oreilly/2011/07/12/bill-oreilly-brawl-continues-washington-over-your-well-being Props to Mr. Bill.
  11. Ike Stain

    Enforced Trickle Down

    "If you see a Porsche, key the motherfucker— make them pay." :stir:
  12. Ike Stain

    Taxes: What people forget about Reagan

    http://money.cnn.com/2010/09/08/news/economy/reagan_years_taxes/index.htm
  13. Ike Stain

    Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when you're watching porn?

    That's not gay right? To admire another man's penis? Especially if it's particularly handsome? Weigh in.
  14. Ike Stain

    Blagojevich found innocent on 3 counts

    Three's better than nuthin'!
  15. Ike Stain

    Would you masturbate into someone's smoothie

    if they were looking a little peaked or anemic and you felt the could use the extra protein?
  16. Ike Stain

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    Please be honest— this is for science.
  17. Ike Stain

    Sex Beaver— the best beaver

    Am I right or am I right?
  18. Ike Stain

    What's a good gift to bring to an orgy?

    I'm trying to decide between a nice bottle of **** and a king-size jar of anal lube...
  19. Ike Stain

    Orifice and Appendage Rental

    A Possible Safe (and Legal) Alternative to Prostitution? As everyone know, prostitution has long been a complicated and difficult issue for decades and still remains ******* in most of the "civilized" world, against all standards of free market ideals supposedly embraced by the power elites...
  20. Ike Stain

    Sperm Lovers Pizza

    Is it just me, or is this offering long overdue from Pizza Hut. You know, for gal who just can't get enough? Plus, employee satisfaction at the franchise would certainly go up, and a happy cook makes good food.
  21. Ike Stain

    Do you like seeing porn starlets blush?

    Getting embarrassed, blushing, smiling genuinely, laughing. (In other words, getting to see the real girls behind the fake names.) Just wondering if people find this kind of thing interesting in these gals.
  22. Ike Stain

    "Doing Sex" vs. "Having Sex"

    Recently I've been criticized for favoring the colloquial "doing sex" over the accepted "having sex", but my linguistic choice is not without foundation. "Having sex with" implies a connection with the other beyond the mere physical, a joint effort for a shared result, generally mutual...
  23. Ike Stain

    If you're like me, you love doing sex to a smoking hot woman

    but as every "man of the world" knows, a smoking hot woman is not always available (either because your wallet is empty as in my case, or various other reasons such as serving on a submarine with an all male crew.) In these instances, what is your favored alternative?
  24. Ike Stain

    Would you support re-education camps for people who think differently than yourself?

    With the political debate these days so divisive, it seems like it might be better to go one way or the other. Now I know the immediate reaction to this idea is to reject it out of hand, but before you do, please consider: LEFT WINGERS The camps could be set up in a way to make them fun with...
  25. Ike Stain

    Should "Vagina" be re-branded as "Sexmouth"?

    This came up recently in a marketing meeting. If you think about it, there is a kind of logic there— after all, what is a Vagina but a mouth designed to process sperm. What do you guys think?
  26. Ike Stain

    Ruler on Ice

    Takes Belmont!
  27. Ike Stain

    ******** Noir @ Teasers Porn Valley

    We've been racking our brains down at the TeasersShack over why folks aren't more into Goth Princess ******** Noir. She's young, she's got a killer naturalbody, and she is a true beauty. After checking out her galleries on FreeOnes to date, I've come to the conclusion that the problem is a...
  28. Ike Stain

    What is your favorite form of lechery?

    Please describe in detail. __________________________________________________ lech·er·y [lech-uh-ree] –noun 1.unrestrained or excessive indulgence of sexual desire. 2.a lecherous act. Origin: 1200–50; Middle English lecherie < Old French. See lecher, -y3 —Synonyms 1. carnality, lust...
  29. Ike Stain

    Anyone know any good remedies for S.B.I.?

    I'm dyin' here.
  30. Ike Stain

    Do you ever kiss a vagina the way you'd kiss a mouth

    They always wonder what I'm doing down there when I'm doing this, but I just love doing it!
  31. Ike Stain

    Face Lips or Vagina Lips?

    Personally I like to kiss the face lips while fondling the vagina lips, but it's so hard to choose! Which do you prefer?
  32. Ike Stain

    My Wily Scrotum

    So there's this semi-hot crackhead chick who's been lurking around the neighborhood lately. She's always giving me the eye on my way home and last night for some reason I decided see what she was about. "Suck your balls for a dollar." She goes as soon as I get within earshot. Let's face it—...
  33. Ike Stain

    How we roll

    a FreeOnes exclusive from Ike Stain
  34. Ike Stain

    Ever been told you've got a swanky penis?

    So I'm talking to my old Da about handjob joints and he's like "Oh, you gotta try "the Imperial.'" I'm like, "Is that a place? I've never heard of it." Turns out 'the Imperial' is a handjob with a finger up the pooper. (Pinkie is the straight 'Imperial' but if they use the middle finger...
  35. Ike Stain

    What are you going to do before the May 21st Rapture

    As many of you may already know, May 21st, 2011 has been identified as the date of the Rapture. http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/03/christian-group-says-apocalypse-coming-on-may-21-2011/ http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html What do you plan on doing before this momentous day? (Because if...
  36. Ike Stain

    Would it be better to just hand Afghanistan over to China?

    The Taliban aren't going anywhere and nothing we've done has worked despite trying to put a positive face on it. But it's not like the place is economically important, and now Osama is dead. They say if we abandon them China will move in, but would that be such a bad thing? I don't see...
  37. Ike Stain

    The Other White Meat

  38. Ike Stain

    Upskirt Videos

    Post Upskirt Videos here. To kick it off, who could be better than FreeOnes favorite April O'Neil in some hot cafe upskirt: QT HI: http://www.teasersvod.com/free_vids/cafe/2010-09_September/01.April_ONeil2/AO2-Cafe2-Hi.mov WMV...
  39. Ike Stain

    Do you enjoy sex orgies?

    As opposed to Orgies of Death and other various types of Orgies. Please be honest and as specific as possible about what types of Orgies you like and why. And don't forget to vote!
  40. Ike Stain

    Winning in Porn Valley

    I'm sure this is totally played out, but I just came across this picture editing Jenna's photo set and it was screaming for it.
  41. Ike Stain

    If they could bottle the smell of my balls...

    Now you fill in the blank! For instance: "I'd be a millionaire" (Please try to be creative, people.)
  42. Ike Stain

    Great FreeOnes Avatars

    There are a **** ton of great Avatars here on FreeOnes, so it's about time for a thread to celebrate them. I'm starting out with this gem, a response to the Easter Weekend Wallpaper debacle:
  43. Ike Stain

    Shemales: Gay, Half Gay or completely Heterosexual (just with an extra penis)

    Forgive me if I'm offending anybody, but I have noticed a strong popularity of sexy shemale threads here on the board. It's not a subject I know well, although I have had my brushes, and decided it was time to extend my knowledge. When I was a *** at summer camp, the lads would all bring...
  44. Ike Stain

    Pink Sock— hot or not?

    While admittedly there's an allure to having reamed out a butthole so vigorously that the rectum prolapses, there's also something faintly horrifying about it. But as I have at least one friend who masturbates exclusively to such content, known colloquially as the "PinkSock"...
  45. Ike Stain

    SexJugs

    How fucking great are they? "Breast-tits— they're not just for breakfast anymore." :drool1:titstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstitstits:drool1:
  46. Ike Stain

    For Your Consideration

    Here are some free videos from our Member's Section exclusive for the FreeOnes Board:
  47. Ike Stain

    Security Chief Charged with Obstructing Investigation of West VA Coal Mine Explosion

    http://www.fbi.gov/news/news_blog/obstruction_022811 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/28/hughie-elbert-stover-arrested-massey-indicted_n_829231.html
  48. Ike Stain

    Who in hell still thinks it's a good idea to go sailing off the East Coast of Africa?

    I mean I really hope it all turns out ok, but, hello! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy
  49. Ike Stain

    If you like TeasersVOD please vote for us at the Galaxy Awards

    If you don't know us, we sponsor one of the most noise-free gallery sites on the web (http://www.teasersvod.net/) and our course our humble, bullshit-free paysite (http://www.teasersvod.com/) It only take a second and you don't have to sign up or register for anything, just go to this link...
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