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and throw it right back at them. Because I definitely do. I learned it from the one time I gave negative rep on someone's legitimately bullshit post and they threw it right back at me. He who casts the first stone, right?

As many of you may know, the controversy surrounding travel security has been of keen interest to me of late: Should Woman be ****** to show their Vaginas at Airports? I would gladly show my Sex-Wang to everyone at the Airport So I'm in the security line, traveling back from Thanksgiving and...

This is probably the hardest part of my job because we work with so many professionally sexy women and the result is a large number of extremely compelling shots. But the Splash Pic is a special photo, much like the centerfold of yore, and in addition to being hot, it needs to be iconic. It...

The Patriots are preparing to host the New York Jets next Monday night in a game that will put the winner in control of the AFC East. The Jets won the first meeting against the Patriots, but both teams are 9-2 with five games left to play. The Jets currently hold the tiebreaker in the AFC...

[From New Tales of Victor Ballstench, Harper Collins, 1989 (Out-of-Print)] “What the fuck is that!” She shrieked, recoiling from under the covers. “That’s the smell of a man, baby.” “I thought I told you to wash your balls before I gave you any more head!” “Where’s the fun in that, baby...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=452108 With that fact firmly established, let the bidding begin on the lovely Penelope Piper's funcube:

How entertaining was that freaking game? I know if you're a Giants fan you'll be saying "not very". But for everyone else, was that not some fun-ass football?

Giselle Leon in The Tail of the Naughty Schoolgirl http://www.teasersvod.com/tour/models/2010-11-November/Giselle_Leon.php

When we first hit the scene in the summer of 2008, a lot of industry folks were talking, but Gram Ponante [Porn Valley Observed] seemed to be the only cat that truly got it. (http://gramponante.com/best-of-2009-public-nudity-with-teasers-vod/) But recently, everyone's favorite site reviewed...

I know I'm probably going to get some flak for this one, but I'm actually quite interested. (You know, for anthropological purposes.) For instance, most will probably say "in a woman's vagina" while others will simply say "a sock". But some might say things like "Cleveland" or "the broom...

I know I've seen her before. She is so fucking cute! http://www.yourdailygirls.com/galleries/cock_rocking_teens_13/

(Kind of like many of our excellent official star check members only maybe a little less cool.) Just be advised, it's a little bit gay. Not judging but you gotta admit, there are literally *hundreds* of horny guys, every day, looking at your avatar pic, thinking of you, and getting a...

Especially When you run the cursor over the enter button. I like how her face just lights up: www.teasersvod.net Would you be inclined to check out the site based on that landing page? (Also, is the easter egg too obvious or does it not really matter?)

So apparently my nephew's little tit-mistress has been tormenting all the boys in their class via facebook this week and sex is foremost in the little scamp's mind. (You'll remember my older nephew of "sex boner in my pants" fame http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=456993.) So I'm...

Win or lose, it's going to be a great game. Who's your pick?

Not for security reasons mind, but because it's hot, a little bit dirty, and would make traveling oh so much more fun.

I'm going Shanahan. That guy has crazy eyes and he's wily as fuck. (You'd think he's leading with a left and he'd kick your knee out, then brain you with a barstool.) Plus, even if you were tough enough able to survive the initial onslaught, you know he'd have his *** behind you with a...

I will gladly show my sex-wang to everyone at the airport it's a thing of beauty, truly, like it was sculpted my Michelangelo (only big) with a perfect single vein, a lovely sapphire blue. But when it come to getting my package handled by another dude, I have to say I'd rather take my chances...

Who the FUCK is this shitty intro song marketed to? Even Faith Hill who is singing thinks it's a shitty song! It completely shrivels my Sunday Night Football boner.

We've needed a a thread for funkiest tracks floating around out there in the metaverse for a while now. Here goes: :flame:Wade Marcus - Spinning Wheel:flame: UMZNc2jVgWc Full track graciously provided in clear digital from Myspace...

So I'm picking up my 12-year old nephew from soccer practice (his *** sometimes likes to hit the **** in the afternoon I always find time with the little rats to be extremely edifying —this one is the older ******* of my other nephew of recent "sex lives in a woman's vagina" fame.) Anyway...

I start this thread knowing it's going to get spammed by scumbag porn scammers pimping their fake free content sites, but I'll take that risk for I also wish to glean the the rare grain of info dropped by the dedicated members of the FreeOnes forum because in the albiet all-to-short time I've...

Does anybody know who these girls are and if the full rez version of this pic can actually be found? (It's from the "Watch My GF" spash page of course, but as everyone knows, that site is a scam.) They just look so happy and I yearn to share that joy in full rez. I want them as my wallpaper...

This was related to me by my 9-year old nephew. At first I was gonna set him straight, but then I paused to reflect— "Who is to say that my understanding is any more true than the simple wisdom of this innocent youth?" How about you? What to you think? What does sex mean to you?

North Dallas Forty. Nick Nolte was the man in that.

Trust me, this here is some sweet action, boys.

Just wondering.

This thread has dual meaning. One is for you to post links to asses you consider perfect. But in a broader sense this is a philosophical question. What is the perfect ass? As an pornographer I am charged with the important task of sifting though thousand of of pics of the human sex-butt. In...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?p=5031633#post5031633 The race to identity was fast and furious, with many good guesses coming in from lurkingdirk and BlueBalls, but ultimately PlumpRump was declared the victor. When asked how he managed to get it so quickly, PlumpRump replied "No...

I love all three, but we can only choose one. Now's your chance to put in your :2 cents: Annabelle, as many of you may know, is also known as Dakota Rose, and more recently Daphney Rose (http://daphneyrose.com/) Let us know which one YOU like best.

o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o :booty: o In commemoration of the Year of the Butthole, to promote understanding and awareness of that oft-neglected body part, I have decided to start a new game: "Name that Butthole" This is a model from my website we...

We’ve shot a lot of hotties in the past few years, many with *quite* the god-given rack-set. But of all the girls and all their sexbreasts, none have held for me the sheer the magnetism of our September Splash Girl’s, April O’Neil...

Both of these will eventually be coming out, but right now I need to decide which one to edit out tomorrow. I'm kinda leaning toward the Bikini one, but the last Penelope gallery I put out was an Upskirt...

Because sometimes two is just not enough!

Come on guys, be honest. When I was barely old enough for long pants, working as a lackey in a downtown office, there was this beautiful secretary, we'll just call her Rebecca D. She was pretty free with her favors, but never favored me. (Although she did give me office lap dances and let me...

Has anyone seen this video? Would I get ****** for posting it here? (It's gotten over 7.5 million hits on youtube.) Pretty much the funniest video ever shot.