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Jynx. Lexi's hot, but kinda dim.

There should be a fancy name for everything.

:rofl: This guy...

:rofl: This thread is interesting simply for the potential squabbles. It's what entertains me.

So Romney's *** and pop were "parasites"? Interesting, I wonder what Romney today would have told his dear parents. "Get a job *** and ***!".

Of course. European porn stars are all the same to me though. Hehey! This guy knows his geography! Rep. lol, jk. Wasn't that clever.

Chuck Norris isn't ridiculously handsome though.

:rofl: It's a good show, but the trumped up romance and "grotexophan can do anything!" plot turns me off a bit.

I like that he's environmentally conscious. Yeah, pour Tobasco sauce in the condom....Or you can flush it down the the toilet. Where am I going to get Tabasco sauce? Brilliant hilarious true stuff though.

Hmmm, fringe..... Oh, is that the X files 2.0 show, sans witty Mulder?

Um...yeah. Let's be honest, it's a dead sausage fest here. We need more interesting members. More interesting topics. Ect.

Nope. I don't live in the past.

Only cute vulnerable women. I could give a fuck if the depressed joe schmoes go home and **** themselves out of loneliness.

Go out and fuck another ho. Problem solved.

What is this? Job diversity awareness? Who gives a fuck?

One of my favorite bands.

Not like I knew about her before. I'm not picky. Real or fake, give her to me.

You called? What the fuck you brats know about being a pirate? And what the fuck you know about being a target? :D

Leaving out Max Cady? What's wrong wichoo? Get outta hee!

You're eager to challenge religious fundementalists, but it's fine; he's being satirical. I agree with the greed part though. We can take useful things from religious teachings like altruism and non ******** without believing in all that other poppycock.

If Obama gets re-elected, will you **** yourself? Will you?

Probably not, since I don't even know who he is.

Damn, he was a cool guy too. One of the very few actors that I've met personally. RIP :(

He was out.....and a fucking foreword in a book did him in. Wow. Needless to say Hank dropped his deuce immediately.

Suffered a lot of misfortune, have you?

Hmm.....can't say I listen to DMB at all by I know a couple of Radiohead songs so I suppose I'll go with them.

I know you're heartbroken at the prospect of people losing their lives, but this is more about the loss of homes which happens regardless of whether people stay or leave. No point using this thread to go off on a rant about how people only bring misfortunes on themselves.

Aw.... :( I'm dedicate a fist pump and pour a forty to mourn the death of the golden egg of primetime that was Joisy Sho.

You know who wishes he was Sam Fisher? Sam. Unfortunately for him he's just Mitch the loser.

Sounds legit.

Board? Moar liek bored, amirite?

He seems alright to me. He's even given you guys and excuse to cause an uproar and form this little committee.

Pardon my manners, but suck a bag of dicks.

Some people should stay retired.

Aw you got us good!

Dumbass quote right there. What woman waits until the end of her pregnancy to get an abortion? :rolleyes:

Newt is not actually a newt, but a toad.

You still haven't ****** yourself?

Calm down bro, it's curable.

Black people? That's racist.

Would that bad feeling have anything to do with his, erm.... racial persuasion?

There are brain dead conservatives everywhere, Mitch. Even France. Wait, what are you trying to imply anyway?

Nope. I'm not even sure I'm earning a modest living. Thanks for reminding me...dick

Are you....frustrated?

Jesus.

I ********* him after a heated game of poker. Just forget about him, if you know what's good for ya.

Mind blown? I might **** you and then assume your identity, for the lulz.

Well it's not certain if the *** would have talked. We don't know what point he got there or if he even knows what he saw. He didn't strike me as a chatterbox *** who would go blabbing to police or his parents about what he saw and chances are he wouldn't be able to really understand that he saw...