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  1. sporty_carr

    Will GregCentauro Make It Big As A Pornstar?

    He must first accrue a $12,000 cell phone bill to see if he's got what it takes.
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    Eva Angelina Vs T-Mobile

    Hi Sgt. Marine! :wave2: Metro pcs is owned and operated by NeoCons. So are Google and Yahoo. Everytime you use Google's search engine a NeoCon clubs a baby seal.
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    There are a lot less pornstars around here lately.

    I guess I shouldn't have eaten all the pornstars because I got hungry. :( Just sayin'
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    The bible explained by /b/

    New mods...............gotta love em! In the meantime I've just been sittin' back reading this thread and :popcorn: But I really don't understand why everyone is debating eachother. Nobody here is going to change the other side's minds. The only way that is going to happen is through some...
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    The 5 Most Horrifying Attempts to Teach Sex Ed to Children

    :rofl: That's some funny shit johnny. I'd rep you if I could. Don't Be Shame, Be Game! :wtf: :1orglaugh
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    Hello!!!!!

    Hello, Steve. I know a way you can make ten dollars. Meet me at my house in the basement. Be sure to bring a shovel, duct tape, and some rope.
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    If you had a choice...

    Is this a trick question?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    silence
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    Who is/was your favorite member of Metallica

    That's how I feel about the new bassist.
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    Who is/was your favorite member of Metallica

    Yes, I saw it a long time ago. Do you remember when James injured himself in a water skiing accident during the Summer Sanitarium Tour? Anyway, James missed like 3 shows and I went to one of them in Dallas. Other singers from other bands filled in for him during Metallica's set.......(Johnathan...
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    Who is/was your favorite member of Metallica

    I'm having a hard time decideing between James and Jason. Jason seems like a cool motherfucker, but James is the voice of Metallica and probaby more musically talented than Jason. James it is then.
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    There are a lot less pornstars around here lately.

    :1orglaugh @ MMORPG Just sayin'
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    Who is/was your favorite member of Metallica

    There seem to be some Metallica fans on here.....and since I'm bored it seems like a nice, pointless question to ask.
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    who are these girls??

    http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0803/epic-fail-sports-fail-epic-forehead-weak-retard-demotivational-poster-1206344902.jpg
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    Vegans

    Leaves, grass, and dirt.
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    What was your favorite nintendo game

    Too many to name........Zelda, Mega Man, Castlevania, Final Fantasy, Contra, Rygar, Karnov, Chrono Trigger.
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    ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★

    Re: ★★Miss FreeOnes 2010 - Official Round 3 Thread! Only 20 Girls are Left!!★★ Sideshow Bob? :confused:
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    Fight the good fight, brother. :hatsoff:

    Fight the good fight, brother. :hatsoff:
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    Yeah, I'll probably get banned for that one. Oh well, nice knowin you guys. :hatsoff:

    Yeah, I'll probably get banned for that one. Oh well, nice knowin you guys. :hatsoff:
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    STDiva vs Verizon

    How much is he giving you?
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    Worlds most offensive joke

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    STDiva vs Verizon

    You could always shave your face warmer and sell it to old ladies as wigs.
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    Is there a God #3

    You're a towel.
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    Is there a God #3

    I thought we already did is there a God 3, and this one was supposed to be 4? No matter. To answer your question.........FUCK NO, I don't like tomatoes! You should have taken my advice in the other thread BlueBalls, this poll is already an epic fail. Seriously, who the fuck just eats plain...
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    Battle of the Boobs: Reborn

    Never heard of Tyra Moore until now, but she's pretty hot. I'll go with her.
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    I demand Grenada war movies!!!

    Nicolas Cage should write, star, and direct a Grenada movie. ....................................I'd watch it.
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    There are a lot less pornstars around here lately.

    : Adds to post count : Just sayin'
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    Do you smoke cigarettes?

    Never even tried one.
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    Following doctor's orders

    :HELLRAISER ON: NeoCons are hard to kill because they're like cockroaches. :HELLRAISER OFF:
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    Favorite Historical Battle?

    BlueBalls vs Will E Worm
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    Dylan Ryder or Mindy Main?

    Two of my favorites. I pick Dylan, but by just a little.
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    The True Olympics.

    I agree. We should bring the coliseum back. Fighting to the death is the only truly entertaining sport! Wait...........what is this all about again???
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    The bible explained by /b/

    Actually, Ry did lose. The I like tomatoes option was an absolute failure. He should take a dive head first into an empty pool because of this. He obviously closed the thread early because he didn't want to see the other two options get further in the lead than they already were. He should have...
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    Petition for a :facepalm: smilie on FreeOnes

    Here's all the zombie smilies I could find. The bottom ones might be too fancy for this site, but they're still badass.
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    Going to a kegger toniiiiiight!!!!

    Its ok, all he needs is one of my famous sandwiches and he'll be good to go. :thumbsup:
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    Is there a God?

    I just noticed your sig hissy. Speaking from personal experience, Tommy Lee isn't that great in bed. Just sayin..............:)
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    Going to a kegger toniiiiiight!!!!

    Well.........its almost 3am my time. A plastered STDiva should be on here any minute now..........
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    Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:

    Thanks for the rep. :hatsoff:
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    The bible explained by /b/

    Ssshhhhhhhh!!!! I'm just trying to get him to admit it. We can hang him later. Whoops, did I say that out loud? :o
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    Who's posts on Freeones do you look forward to?

    HELLRAISER because he mixes it up the most.
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    Zombies

    I thought most of the FO members already were zombies? :dunno:
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    Liberalism, atheism, male sexual exclusivity linked to IQ

    : adds to post count :
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    Is there a God?

    Don't go there, man. Mega Man would kick Ryu's arse!
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    Is there a God?

    Oh, I didn't realize it was an upgrade. But its not completely my fault. He should have stated that in the title of the thread........like Is There a God version 3.0.
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    Liberalism, atheism, male sexual exclusivity linked to IQ

    Plus, they smell funny.
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    Is there a God?

    I can ask you over here or over there. I can ask you while standing on my head. Or I can ask you while holding a plate of green eggs and ham. But please don't make me ask you while holding a gun to your head. :D
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    Is there a God?

    Plagiarism will not be tolerated. :nono: Now go tie your pecker to a train. :D
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    Is there a God?

    Yes :hatsoff: Does that mean we can't call anyone poo poo head? :(
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    Is there a God?

    This thread has already been done, Ry. You fail!!! Now go play in traffic.
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    Liberalism, atheism, male sexual exclusivity linked to IQ

    Good luck with that, Kratos. Let me know how it works out for you. fixed it
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