Not the type of snake massage we usually discuss around here, but whatever...
http://wackymania.com/refreshing-snake-massage-in-israel/
http://wackymania.com/refreshing-snake-massage-in-israel/
Refreshing Snake Massage - could you do it?
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Sure, this snakes are harmless.
I probably wouldn't. I've never really had to deal with (large) snakes, so I'm not really sure how I'd react to them. That on top of the fact that I have zero faith in their ability to give a decent massage = probably not.
One question, very important...... is there a "happy ending"? :tongue:
I would not. I have no fear of snakes, but I find it hard to believe I'd ever get comfortable enough to relax, and, for me, that is one of the most important aspects of a massage.
One time I went down to Mex BT to visit my favorite girl. She was busy so I ended up visiting another one. On my way back to my car, I saw her by her door. She said she had just arrived, not busy but since I had already blown my load and needed a long time to recover I told her I wasn't going to be able to do it with her. Somehow in our conversation, she told me she had some stuff in her place right there to give massages. She gave me such a good massage (even if there was no "happy ending") that I didn't even care that I was in Mexico after midnight and there were reports of shootouts a few miles from there and there were heavily armed soldiers (are there any other kind) patrolling right outside the compound. So, yeah, relaxing for a massage is key.
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My thoughts exactly. It's neither scary nor appealing to me...I just have no desire to have a snake massage.
No fear of the snakes, but I don't see how them slithering around on you is relaxing?
GodsEmbryo
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I have no idea how snakes wriggling on your back could be as good as a genuine massage
This sounds more like new age stuff to me
This sounds more like new age stuff to me
Vanilla Bear
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That orange one on her face is cute. :lovecoupl
SpexyAshleigh
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That spa treatment sounds just as bad as a spunk facial (and I'm not talking about a dude jizzing on your face, I'm talking about the actual spa facials where they use donated semen to rub into your skin...ewww old bottled semen...barf)
Briana Lee
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:eek: :wtf: :eeew: Are you serious?!
And hell no, I'm not having snakes crawl all over me! How does that help relax you?!
Vanilla Bear
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Briana Lee
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Would you let MY snake crawl all over you?
Snake huh? I would need proof of that....
Vanilla Bear
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[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/briana-lee said:Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 6958055, member: 586426"]Snake huh? I would need proof of that....
Well...uhm...you're always welcome to come here and unzip my pants.
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