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I only answer my cell phone on toilet if it is instruction on how to disconnect the bomb that is under my toilet.

Why go to a peep show when you can just simply go to a strip club, what are you stuck in Times Square circa 1986?

Also check for your weekly circular for price saving coupons.

Well most people have never heard of this game thus no porn parody.

Not a vegetarian by choice but it saves hours of intense abdominal pains and trips to the emergency room if said meat product is ingested by myself. What's next for Boston Pizza all mozzerella mozzerella sticks?

That is pretty cool, it would be sweet if there was 3D legends concert series.

Republic of Ireland, I like an underdog what can I say.

I'd also tell her not to sit for a few weeks either.

So far this has been the best playoffs I have viewed in a long time. I love the fact that a majority of these games have gone into OT. Also the goaltending duel between Quick and Schneider last night was great. If Boston ever picked up Schneider can you imagine the future goalie tandem of Rask...

Being multiracial myself, I have more of a dark khaki sock.

The fact that there is a firebreathing and eating little person in this movie, makes it the greatest gangbang ever made.

She has got big areolla's but who cares she is great looking.

I would say I would have loved to learn carpentry, electircal work, or some form of engineering.

As to you even though I am not Greek Orthodox.

As long as I can reprise the role of Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

They need to train police better than this, espeically in pyschology. But typical California cops, the most cowardly and chickenshit police in the world. This is the second story I have heard of when they have used uneccesary force handling people with mental illnesses. I think it was last year...

Roald you just keep on playing on playa!

Re: Who has the biggest white bubble butt in porn??? Tiffany Mynx has quite the juicy bottom well for a woman her age and she still does movies.

Huh? It's like asking how many trees are in a forest, good for you though.

I have seen you wrestle a few times, whether you win or loose the matches all of us win!

The Bruins need to get the puck in the net, they are turning Holtby into a highlight reel.

I usually play hockey both ice and deck as well as lacross. Both sports I play goalie or netminder for those European folks. Also I play the ocassional game of indoor soccer usually as a forward.

Don't be the next Jenna, just be the one in only Leya Falcon you know what I am saying. Sure mold your idea of an adult entertainment career after her but just have your own qualities and what have you. I dig your style though Leya, you represent a new ideal of women in porn, one's that call...

I have to relisten to old episodes of Coast to Coast with Art Bell, he had some raisin cake's call in.

The talentless redhead in the Pussycat Dolls would be my choice.

Actually the hardest job is being a truckdriving cowgirl for a mom.

Mine would be in an uptown penthouse apartment overlooking the city of my choice with a damn fine woman beside me.

My username was passed on to me by my father, and his father before him, and his father before him, and then some form of urnial cake stamped with "LukeEl" on it was were his father came up with the name.

Why don't Vancouver fans just loot and burn down Luongo's house instead of their fair city.

Sure, and he can pay and take care of both woman and child.

He's no clown prince of porn Jonathan Morgan!

Again when I looked at the title for this thread and saw dirk incorporated "sexy" and "beast" I said hell yes!

In regards to Jurassic Park they are remaking the first movie, yes I know bad idea.

These new video game systems are so much better than the cola wars!

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Re: Avengers vs Xmen This will either make or break Marvel, my perdiction is that Mutant genes will be reactivated, Havok will return unless he is already back.

Why they keep resurrecting Hawkman who know's? Deathstroke should be brought into Suicide Squad or start a Secret Six series back up. Blue Beetle, I prefer the Ted Kord one. I read a couple issues of American Vampire and Ressurection Man, they were so so. Voodoo and Grifter, as to why they just...

Re: Large Explosion Heard Across the UK - "It was Sonic Boom from a jet" says Governm Quick someone get Art Bell on the phone and let him know what happend!

What no pictures of your hair getting braided?

add in Shemp and Zeppo then you have a battle royal of epic proportions, however the Baldwin brothers will be waiting in the wings to challange the winners.

I had that feeling about Holtby in net, but in OT Thomas to Rolston to Kelly with the game winning goal.

I think the name of the movie is called "Get Your Guffaws at Pine Cone Lodge"

Wait this isn't a Potter's question get this out of here!

Good three of the NHL teams I cannot stand lost last night, here's to Vancouver eating a bag of pus infected dicks the rest of the series!

Re: Dwyane Wade and Ray Allen think they deserve compensation for playing in the Olym Well that idea will be shot down, considering Wade and Allen make more money a season than some of the 3rd world countries particpating in the Olympics. If anything they should donate a portion of their NBA...

I have my core group of 5 women that I am fond of on here, and the next 5 is always a pot luck of women I never heard of.

I choose any of the Lantern rings created by the Guardians of Oa.

Watch girl/girl porn not only will you get pointers on giving cunnilingus but you won't have to think about some douche railing your ex. Other than that be glad that she is gone, she did you a favor man.

Now are any of these meats OSCM approved?

Don't do it man, she could get you fired from your job or worse. There are better women out there that are not co workers.