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    The Battle Of Blondes

    It depends on which one can field strip some form of firearm with a blindfold on.
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    Would u fuck this FACE?

    Is she on an Olympic swim team? Is there any money in it for me?
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    American Bible Challenge

    Does the winner get a year supply of communion wafers?
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    Road Rage

    Driving is a privilege not a right or something like that.
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    I'm a bad, bad girl and I'm truly sorry. Forgive me?

    You can always win my forgiveness with either fireworks for me to light or something with shredded coconut on it.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    You can stack the flyers with goal scores but come on their goal tending sucks.
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    If FreeOnes was a city

    As long as the central air works and there is a decent sized pool why not.
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    what happened to busty rebecca latina?

    She change her name to Well Endowed Becca Hispanic.
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    The Aurora Colorado massacre

    I must commend Christian Bale who made an unannounced visit to the hospital were the shooting victims are recovering. I take my hat off to him for that.
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    Women in Sci Fi

    Summer Glau from Firefly, and all those ladies from Battlestar Galactica.
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    Would you want to fuck one of them?

    Sure why not are those the daughters of members of the Scorpians?
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    African American female entertainers receive no respect

    I lost my keys did anyone find them in the lost and found bin?
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    What Do You Think About Me?

    Hmmm, maybe if I got to know you I would like you. Ah um never mind.
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    best of Craigslist

    I bought my furniture off there recently.
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    Ask a British Person.......

    Is there a mail-order catalog for British mail order brides?
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    What happened to Strawberry Vixxxen?

    She cut in front of me in line at WalMart bullishi she had 10 items or less
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    Silicon boobs

    To quote that country song "I like them, I love them, I want some more of them."
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    Today in history...

    Wait that big rock in the sky that affects ocean tides and werewolves is called the Moon? What an age we live in.
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    Do you dream in porn?

    Well my dreams don't have a conservatory in it, so I better sharpen up my dream carpentry skills and build one so I can get some Sandra Romain.
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    Is Jsmoothpa going to get a blow job for his birthday?

    What's the over under on this? Why not just give him $15 to spend on anything he wants at toys r us.
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    Thelma's Gypsy girls.

    Thelma wasn't she the one With the glasses on scooby doo?
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    Breaking: Holy Shit Batman!!! 14 Dead at Batman Masacre

    People snap that is all I can say, sadly that insane anger is taken out on the innocent. It has nothing do with gun control. However my thoughts and prayers go out to the victims of this tragedy and their families.
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    Pornstars with irritating voices

    Let's see there is Kimi Ji, she has got this baby girl voice that is very grating. Jada Fire's asthma attack voice in the midst of sex. My all time irritating voice has to go to Chandler Steele, loud and grating screeching, irritating enough to shake your spinal column
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    Any similar sites to Freeones?

    We have destroyed and assimilated all th competion sort of like the Gathering from Highlander.
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    Blowjobs in porn

    Look at the blow job as the appetizer to the full blown sexing.
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    Anyone afraid of wasps?

    I hate their sting, considering their stinger is pretty much half the size of their body.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Goon one of them best hockey films I have seen in a long time.
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    Is Tea better than coffee?

    Tea, because I never cared for the taste of coffee.
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    vegetarians on the board?

    I have been a vegetarian since I was 10, the reason being is that I developed severe ulcers and colitis from eating meats. And it sucks living in Texas now, because wownthe BBQ does not cater to one such as me.
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    Summerland Tour!! :D

    I remember my older brother took me to a Descendants show when I was 10-11 and gave me my first beer which was a King Kobra 40 oz.
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    Girlfriend Sex Live

    What are you two going to do?
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    Does anybody else get tired of fish-eye lens in porn?

    Yeah I am not crazy about it either especially if there is some sunken pirate in the background.
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    Is It Polite To Give A Courtesy Flush When Letting Go A Stream Of Asparagus Piss?

    If one can smell someone's urine they a too close to the urinal.
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    Strippers, strippers and even more strippers!

    People still go to strip clubs?
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    Do you think Luongo would be a good fit in Toronto?

    Why not, will he make a difference no.
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    NHL '12/'13 Thread

    I look forward to seeing Malcolm Suban progress for the Bruins, and anticipate when he plays his brother PK when Boston takes on Montreal, unless PK somehow gets signed to Boston, which I wouldn't mind. As a Bruins fan I hate the fact that he plays for Montreal and is an agitater with diving but...
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    horror movies

    That movie was pretty decent for an original I like hoW they are going to take characters from Jeepers Creepers 1&2.
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    Anti-Zombie Homes

    I like those Pueblo or Ananasi cliff homes carved along the sides.
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    U2 vs Insane Clown Posse

    The Damned would throw Molotov cocktails at both their fans and them.
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    What to do if you fell in love with a massage girl?

    If you fall in love with her I recommend investing in those wrist guards for carpal tunnel syndrome.
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    Zooey Deschanel or Kat Dennings

    Kat for sure, Zooey is a hipster snot rag whose bush probably smells like an art room supply closet or liquid chemicals for developing film.
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    why the hell are these girls shaving their heads?

    Whoa I am gone for several months and heads are being shaved circa 90's Bones Bridgade skate videos.
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    Is "Paranormal Activity" as good as "Halloween"?

    Comparing those two movies is like comparing two things that are not equally comparable to be compared.
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    Want to know what porn star your girlfriend looks like?

    Unless I can turn myself into some cyborg then I am not interested in face matching!
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    Should Van Halen Play Halftime At The Superbowl?

    Get back Gary Cherrone from Van Halen III back on vocals and we have a halftime show.
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    Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City Trailer

    What is this!? It's blood, I hope it's not Chris' blood!
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    The Walking Dead video game.

    Um where's the zombies?
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    Who would win in a fight?

    Kylie Minouge as Cammy does a run in and trashes them both.
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    Swinging

    Hammocking now that's my favorite past time.
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    horror movies

    Hatchet 3 has been green lighted and probably another Laid to Rest. A cool idea for a horror movie would be from the guys who did Hobo With a Shotgun and have it focus on the Plauge, anyone remember the hospital scene with the harpoon/grapple/noose gun?
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