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I think the last thing a porn performer is going to divulge to a minor is that they are in the industry.

Re: Ugly pornstars you just can't stop watching? Lana Sands she had a very flat chest, and a bit of a snaggle tooth but what she lacked in those looks she made up for with her intense sexual prowess.

What no Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote, you sir are a bigot!

These things happen the world is an imperfect place.

A snickers bar blended into a giant sized peanut butter cup.

Loooocccccchhhhhhh! Anyway how are you folks doing?

I like half clothed tops on and her bottoms off.

Hot movies.com try that site out.

A multi colored haired woman, you get a bit of everything kind of like a 3 bean salad.

A series of Herculean Tasks, like cleaning Zeus' stables with only one bucket of water with a pickle up his ass and if the pickle falls out he has to take a bite and reinsert pickle.

Lemmy is really mrtrebus I knew it!

I don't want tomget into porn per se but I'd rather go over it.

Do we get some incentive like a bowl of RiceaRoni?

The kids menu at Denny's have you ever tried to get the pot of gold at the end of the maze historical and epic!

Depends on what genere of war film you like.

Some form of epileptic seizure I suppose.

Never really put much thought into, but whatever floats your boat.

Whatever you say giant sized bottle of beer!

Find a relaxing hobby like paint by number or ship in a bottle building.

The Spice Channel showing nothing but unscrambled porn from 1990-2000.

Is there some kind of pet involved ?

All we're missing from this thread is Phillip Seymour Hoffman tied up to an antique wheelchair in his underwear while a nude and tattooed Ralph Finnes gives us a slide show....anyone get the reference?

To There and Back Again by Bilbo Bagins .

Even the putrifying corpse of Tu PAC is better than Kanye.

I like to light my corn cob pipe and enjoy the rich flavorful scent of cherry tobacco smoke after a wank.

Uwe Bol can still beat the ever living shit out of both of them in a boxing ring!

I am counting down the days, anyone want to volunteer?

I usually ask which European hidden video camera show this is on so I can see the commercial for it on late night American tv.

I blame the Gooch for this watch out Willis, maybe that red headed step child Sam can protect you!

They can't beat the acting chops of one Ms. Allie Sinn!

But sensei what if said hole is not a hole but a deep dark chasm?

Actually guys like him are a necessity to us regulars on here I mean how else are we going to dole out zany zingers or long ranting Wikipedia paragraphs to prove a point.

Kathy Bates, because she pulled off the obsessive fan perfectly, and what's her name over did the acting with her sassy southern lady imitation.

He's pretty short, who are you Warwick Davis, go bake me some pecan sandies you Keebler Elf!

Re: 'ONE-hit wonder' Pornstars who did one well-known scene and then vanished? Cheryl Lynn Khan she did a few movies then left. Cute petite Asian she was.

Looper was a good film I saw it last night. Those two other movies you speak of, are good long but good.

I usually ask for lighting tips to set the mood, and which porn studio has the best craft services.

Who the fuck is this guy? How many kids between the ages of 12-18 of porn star parents are even watching or mimicking what their parents do? In all honesty I think parents that are in porn probably take better care of their kids then some idiot making minimum wage or CEO of a company.

The Bruins, because I am getting sick of minor league hockey down here .

I have a particular set if skills, whoa wrong movie thread.

Tusan tuk I know a little Norwegian.

Who the fuck is that? I take a sabbatical from this board and well would you look atbthe fun bags on that hose hound.

I would say they do but each if the essential four food groups is seregated.

Re: Would you marry a pornstar that still works I would marry one but I am not coughing up no dowery!

Wait til the 2016 Vega hits the market all I got to say is....ooooh barracuda or something akin to excitement.

I found out that Sherman loved his pyschidelic drugs sir you will be missed, take care in heaven.

Semin is a head case Carolina can keep him and duke it out with the rest of the South East conference.

I'd rather get one of those oversized novelty checks made out to "Your Awesomess"

Guys having multiple orgasms next thing you know you'll want blow job giving robots in every room of your rocket house!

Ah those French a little vin and some Jerry Lewis then it's turn the lights down low and climb up on the Effiel Tower mon petite chou.