Is It Polite To Give A Courtesy Flush When Letting Go A Stream Of Asparagus Piss?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I don't know if it's my system or that I eat so much asparagus but every window in the house needs to be opened when I go hang one. I actually went to the wrestling matches one time using the urinal and a slob from the handicapped stall quickly pulled his trousers up and bailed out after smelling my pee. My one cancelled out his two. He was a real fat one too.

What is it about asparagus? Don't squeeze your paste off in a gal's mouth after eating it either.

 

[STDiva]

Only pee from French people stinks when eating asparagus.

 

[LukeEl]

If one can smell someone's urine they a too close to the urinal.

 

[D-rock]

Why wouldn't you flush after you go anyhow?

 

[Shifty]

Hilarious!

 

[Ace Bandage]

Only pee from French people stinks when eating asparagus.

French people smell like surrender.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Some people's urine smells after eating asparagus, it doesn't affect others. There's an enzyme that some are able to break down, and then your pee won't smell.

Sounds like you don't break down the enzyme. Also, I believe you're prone to hyperbole.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Onion does the same thing. At least to me it does

 

[STDiva]

My pee stinks whenever I eat Twix. Which is everyday.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Some people's urine smells after eating asparagus, it doesn't affect others. There's an enzyme that some are able to break down, and then your pee won't smell.

Sounds like you don't break down the enzyme. Also, I believe you're prone to hyperbole.

Right on both. My pee smells something awful and I do get a little full of myself at times. Sometimes feel the need to embellish as a substitute for Smell & Tell.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Having dinner last Saturday Night with the little lady. She ordered something with a side of asparagus. While I was eating my food I was looking at her plate wondering how her pussy would taste later if she ate that asparagus.

She ate everything except for the asparagus. I pointed at her plate and asked if she was going to eat it. She said something like it wouldn't be polite. I figured she was a nurse and knew something. Very considerate too.

"I have 4 Asparagus threads."