Christmas Wish List 2008...

[ChefChiTown]

What's on your Christmas wish list this year?

Me, I'm boring and I'm asking for...

Socks
White T-shirts
A shoulder strap for my guitar
A new set of pastry rings
New sheets for my bed
A girlfriend
A job that pays me a decent amount of money

You?
:dunno:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nothing, because I dont have family or friends. So there is nobody who gives me anything.

Well, okay I have a few family members, but they dont give me anything either.

And I dont think Ill make a wishlist with something I have to buy me myself anyway.

 

[Will E Worm]

So far.....

Printer
Socks/ undies
Gift certificates
A few subscriptions.

So Chef, are you going to have them buy you a mail order bride?

I know a good site.

 

[icerfan]

I want an official, Red Rider, carbine action, two hundred shot, range model air rifle! :ak47:

http://www.buffyholt.com/blog/wp-content/christmas_story.jpg

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[METAL HEAD]

fleshlights and a real doll

 

[Legzman]

visa gift cards...I would no doubt get some porn memberships with, :1orglaugh

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Hmm, well. I'd say nothing. But then again, I am not that original. A fleshlight? Eh, sex toys scare me. (Unless of course you mean BlueBalls' buttplugs ) I fucking hate getting clothes, but I just moved, and it's fucking cold up here, and I will no doubt get a bunch of clothes. A girlfriend would be awesome, and I have been flirting with this girl a work, so who knows? She also works at Hooters, so I probably don't have good chances. But she hates everyone she meets there so...:fingers crossed:

I'd like to get laid everyday for a year. But yeah. Fuck that. Isn't happening. Every man on here wishes that. Especially you married guys, I know that was the dream going in huh? Shit didn't work out eh? :rofl2: It's cool. Single guys don't get that shit either.

I fucking hate the holidays damn it. Chef, why did you make this topic. Now I am fucking depressed. I gotta go see something naked now. Fuck!

 

[Becks...poamr]

I'm already working on my list, but before I send it to Senob, my mom and my sister I have to add a few things.

 

[black amal]

lol this thread is hilarious.

Im basic, yet expensive. I told everyone who cares they can pitch in and get me a PS3 with some games. Thats all for me

 

[Magnet]

Nice dress shirt
Nice pair a casual shoes
sandals
MP3 player
Laptop
tuition money
book money
gas money
TV
etc..
etc...

 

[senob44]

I want more time in each day to fuck all the people who want my cack.

Damn that sounded so newb-ish.

SENOB's WISHLIST
Let's start off with my top wish: A set of cock and balls with a picture of Dora the Explorer on it (this is a holdover request from last year when such a thing didn't exist):


I would also like to have this clown:


And I'm not sure what this is, but I KNOW I WANT one:


A reminder for the fellas who haven't shopped for their ladies yet:

 

[Patrick_S]

Money

 

[Krama]

some logitech z5500 speakers..

 

[Will E Worm]

fleshlights and a real doll

Are you lonesome tonight
do You Miss me tonight
Are you sorry we drifted apart
Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight

Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight.

:sing:

 

[DELTA007]

I'm saving up for a new digital camera, so money is on my wishlist.

 

[ChefChiTown]

And I'm not sure what this is, but I KNOW I WANT one:

What the...

I don't know what that is either, but...I would certainly like to know what it feels like inside of me. :dunno:

 

[Nester6]

Patricia Heaton (Deborah) starts doing porn. She begins by having Peter North cum all over her fucking face! Merry Christmas style!

 

[tartanterrier]

A Lottery winning ticket

 

[D-rock]

I always wish for peace and good will towards men. I never get it.

 

[tdomaster]

world domination