The *For Women Only* Thread

So...I'm out of commission this week.

Yeah.

*wanders off before realization dawns on the men*
 
So...I'm out of commission this week.

Yeah.

*wanders off before realization dawns on the men*

Someones driving the ketchup truck..... :mad: <- Only picked him cuz he's red.





I figured it out, do I get a cookie? I'll give you a massage :D
 

RealMenSwallow

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Mmm bop! Bop. bop. Mmm Bop. Dippy dop dop. Mmm bop, bop, bop. Mmm. Yeah, yeah. Suck on that Hanson!

(P.S. If you do not know who the band Hanson is, then thank god, and me, that you are on Wikipedia right now, looking for them.)
 
How can you do this Becks? Official Groupie of FOND (Freeones Newbie Destroyers)

They become your male harem!
 
What? No pizza sex for Senob?

:1orglaugh No spaghetti face either.

When my sex drive was higher years ago I would go for it, but nowadays it's kind of a mutual decision to wait out the crimson tide.
 
:1orglaugh No spaghetti face either.

When my sex drive was higher years ago I would go for it, but nowadays it's kind of a mutual decision to wait out the crimson tide.

LMFAO..... mmmm spaghetti!



Hey guys, whats the difference between period blood and sand?



















You can't gargle sand!
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Hey guys, whats the difference between period blood and sand?

You can't gargle sand!

Hey, I got one...

What's the difference between eating a bowl of luke warm, mushy dogshit with crisp hairs in it and that joke you just told?

NOTHING!!! Why? Because they're both disgusting!!!
 
How can you do this Becks? Official Groupie of FOND (Freeones Newbie Destroyers)

They become your male harem!

If they're nice ones, read the rules, don't start their own "Who/what/how many would you fuck?" threads, then I'm cool with them.

Hey guys, whats the difference between period blood and sand?
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You can't gargle sand!

That's just beyond disgusting.
 
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