Random Statement Thread II

[The Yak]

I have a google alert on my phone for if anyone exposes themselves to a tollbooth operator.

 

[jimnt]

I masturbated to the same porn star today that I did 40 years ago.

 

[HeartBroker]

Dafuq yous lookin' at ??

 

[Supafly]

Today... at a mysterious message

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[HeartBroker]

And tomorrow will be something else