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Ace Boobtoucher

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Yes, there's an E on the end of the word potato. It stands for "Extra stupid."
 
Eric, just to point out you still havent answered any of the questions put to you by HappyHappyJoyJoy.

You wouldnt want people to think you are rude or, even worse, clueless would you?
 

Hey Commander Potato, did you just cite a wiki? Because, uh...

Notwithstanding the fact that your are erroneously referring to wikipedia like it is suddenly the gospel of all knowledge...

... as a rule, you probably don't want to go citing sources that you've already rejected as inadequate and inaccurate. Never a good idea to reference something that doesn't meet your own standards of evidence. See, that kind of backs up my whole stance that you don't really care about (or check) your sources and just post whatever nonsense you find that backs up whatever harebrained diatribe you happen to be pushing, now doesn't? Confirmation bias? Confirmed.

Kinda gives your posts the, uh, presumption of something but I can't quite put my finger on what... maybe Ace can help me out with this one... :dunno:
 
Eric, how about you prove your god by telling me my middle name? If your god exists, "he" should know my middle name. Don't give me any "thou shalt not temp..." bullshit. If that's too much to ask because you're a liar, jump off a cliff with nothing but your faith attached and let me know what happens. You've already failed at proving that certain people are Satanists and that them being Satanists, makes them less talented and less harmful than the Christian majority that's faith is suppose to make things all better.
 

Philbert

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We need to leave them alone on the thread for a while...they have so much to do together.
FR has found someone who can endlessly repeat unsubstantiated theories as "fact" and never sees how truly weak their logic is, just like him...!
How fucking perfect.

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And sweet, somehow...like Oscar and Felix.
 
Explain what theories I've made that are wrong. Actually be an adult for once and elaborate, you pussy.
 

Philbert

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Explain what theories I've made that are wrong. Actually be an adult for once and elaborate, you pussy.

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Tell ya what, Big Boy...shoot yourself and I'll meet you in Heaven and tell you your middle name...I promise I'll be there!
God tells me anything I want to know, but it's not allowed to tell simple minded people such devastating news.

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Please hurry, we're going out partying in a few hours...
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Philbert

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Adult!?! Philbert?? Do not hold your breath.

See? you're not alone...zeeblowschickens has serious inferiority problems as well...he can't seem to find a logical thread to follow.
Study his posts and you can rise to the level of a fifth grader before you know it. :chickendance:
 
See? you're not alone...zeeblowschickens has serious inferiority problems as well...he can't seem to find a logical thread to follow.
Study his posts and you can rise to the level of a fifth grader before you know it. :chickendance:

Yup and join Philmyass' class in how to use fairy tales like heaven in pathetic responses to smarter people. How quickly you turn into a hypocrite. Still waiting for you to debunk whatever theories you say I have. Don't a be a coward.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
California existed in European literature way before Europeans settled the Western U.S. It wasn't a state filled with vineyards and movie stars, but an island in the West Indies filled with gold and women. The fictional paradise, first mentioned in the early 1500s by Spanish author Garci Ordóñez de Montalvo in his novel Las Sergas de Esplandián, is ruled by Queen Califia and “inhabited by black women, without a single man among them, [living in] the manner of Amazons.” The island is said to be “one of the wildest in the world on account of the bold and craggy rocks... everywhere abounds with gold and precious stones” and is home to griffins and other mythical beasts.

While there is some consensus that the area was named for the fictional island, scholars have also suggested that the name comes from the Catalan words calor (“hot”) and forn (“oven”) or from a Native America phrase, kali forno (“high hill”).

http://mentalfloss.com/article/25753/how-did-states-usa-get-their-names

Nothing in there suggests Indian or satanic influence, Commander Potato.
 
eric, is it possible for Satan to do something or ***** someone to do something without your imaginary sky *****'s permission?
 
I've done my own research on this subject and conclude that all deaf people are Satanists. Notice the sign below.

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It is the #9 in American Sign Language. We all know that 9 is sacred because it is the first cube of an odd number (3). Three represents the Pagan Trinity. It is represented geo-metrically in the triangle, and spiritually as the Third Eye Of Hinduism. Occultists will multiply and add three to other sacred numbers to create new numbers. However, they also group threes in two's and threes, because they believe in the principle of "intensification", i.e., that greater power is achieved when a sacred number is grouped. In the case of three, greater intensification is achieved when it is shown as 33, or 333. 333 + 333 equals 666. Occultists have used 333 as the hidden symbol by which they present the more offensive number 666. When the details of an event are so arranged as to contain certain sacred occult numbers or numeric combinations, this is literally an occult signature on the event. Mathematically, 666 can be created when three pairs of threes are added. Thus, (3+3) + (3+3) + (3+3) = 666. Now, eliminate the parentheses and the plus sign, and you have 33 space, 33 space, 33, representing the number 666.

Thank your for your time. Anyone want Quiznos?

I find this personally very insulting and racist, but I suppose this makes me only a half-satanist... I used to spend time with a deaf guy and room had those scary cursed and devilish blinking lights attached to the doorbell. Maybe I'll get one of those cool wings where other half is black and another white or whatever rainbow colored butterfly wings together with a pretty little shining halo and hoofs, once the scary little skeleton man with a scythe comes to a visit... or maybe they don't want me to either hell or heaven from a such uniqueness and let me live forever, so I can continue to be the pain in the ass for other people and see the world burn to the dust one day... Also I think this is image is related to homosexual mating calls in a common sign language...
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Tell ya what, Big Boy...shoot yourself and I'll meet you in Heaven and tell you your middle name...I promise I'll be there!
God tells me anything I want to know, but it's not allowed to tell simple minded people such devastating news.

:suicide:
Please hurry, we're going out partying in a few hours...
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So god tells you to post almost 5,000 times on a porn forum, have pictures of weed as your avatar and encourage other human beings to **** themselves...

are you sure you are speaking to the correct god? better check he is red with horns and a tail next time you guys chat
 
eric, is it possible for Satan to do something or ***** someone to do something without your imaginary sky *****'s permission?
I think the topic of free-will has already been discussed. However, feel free to try and make your point, if you have one.
 
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Angelina Jolie terrified *** with 'Maleficent' costume
March 8, 2014, 11:03 AM EST
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Angelina Jolie terrified her *** Pax when she playfully chased him around the "Maleficent" set because she didn't realize how upset he was by her costume.

The actress thought it would be fun to show off her wicked horned outfit to all her ****, but it was far from amusing for young Pax.

His m-m tells Entertainment Weekly, "He ran away and got upset. I thought he was kidding, so I was pretending to chase him until I actually found him ******. I had to take off pieces in front of him to show him it was all fake and not freak him out so much."

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=856052

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