Atheist (parody)

Jack Davenport

Jack Davenport

Banned
STDiva said:
He had tattoos (wtf)
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I am really embarrassed at myself tonight. A lot more than if I got soup boned by a chick actually.
 
bigwarmload

bigwarmload

Mariahxxx said:
yawning at the dickhead. go ***** a douche loser.
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Another unintelligent response, you skip over anything of value to respond on and post your garbage. You think by you acting stupid it will make me look stupid? Your communication tactics are clinical, such an inferiority complex you must posses.
Is there any douche left on the market given how much it must take to keep your skanky self clean? :dunno:

Blue Countach said:
I am really embarrassed at myself tonight.
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Yeah we should all do better, but come on this chick is absolutely absurd, she gets off on it.
 
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lurkingdirk

Holy fruit snacks being fed to Petra off the pimply ass of Vodkazvictim. As if she didn't look ridiculous enough in her own thread, she had to come in here and be ridiculous too.

Here's a summary of her last few days:

"I **** the intolerance of Christians, so I'm intolerant of Christians."

"You act like an internet tough guy, so I'm going to out internet tough guy you, and threaten to beat the **** out of you. I'm huge, strong, and could **** you just by looking at you. Don't continue to be stupid by telling me you're strong, obviously I'm stronger than you."

"I'm stupid, and feel the need to engage people be belittling, threatening, and generally being a complete bitch. If you call me a bitch, you're intolerant, and I'm going to find you and **** you."

"My life is awesome. Obviously better than all of yours. I have a boat. Also, I'll be on my boat later. Did I mention I have a boat? Finally, I have a boat. In addition, I have a boat."

You're a real treasure. I could tell you how much I make, what my training is, and so forth. However, why the hell would I? You're just a small minded, idiotic, intolerant woman who can't see beyond your own tiny worldview. Enjoy your boat (I believe you mentioned you had one), and keep being an internet tough guy. It only reinforces what everyone is thinking of you.
 
HappyHapyJoyJoy

HappyHapyJoyJoy

[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7679460, member: 579739"]Please do.
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I would readily commute for this. :D

[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/harley-spencer said:
Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7679460, member: 579739"]Better yet, a Dirk vs. Mariah ppv. I'm bringing pizza.
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Panty Pulling Vendetta?
 
Rattrap

Rattrap

Doesn't feed trolls and would appreciate it if you
Blue Countach said:
Now, everything that you just said proves that the existence of a supreme being is bunk? Because things are imperfect?
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Nah. Only that that particular argument is bunk. I knocked down the cosmological argument in the other...very similar thread...there aren't too many big ones left. :)

Blue Countach said:
If your version of how the universe came into being is true, a whole lot of perfection had to happen to create such an imperfect existence. And if there was one big bang then certainly another one could occur and wipe out everything as we know it. I mean this **** happens out of no where. All bets are off.
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Yes...?

xfire said:
And another to start it up all over again, followed by, you guessed it, another on a loop ad infinitum.
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Other knocks against the teleological argument are the idea of a cyclical universe or the idea of parallel universes; each describes a sort of infinity in which every possible value of certain ****** (you may hear the argument being made that because certain universal constants are just right, when one being even slightly off would stop matter from forming...there must be a divine intelligence) must happen. Because it's infinity. Where those ideas do not convince, there's the anthropic principle.
 
assari

assari

Blue Countach said:
Since we are listing our bona fides I will give you a little bit of info. A couple of years ago I was in a bar after work. I went to take a **** and a ***** ****** fucker was standing at the urinal beside me taking a ****. Oh he was a little bigger than me about 6'2 235 lbs. He was ***** out of his mind and decided to strike up a conversation. I happened to be wearing a shirt and tie and he says slurring " hey buddy are you a real estate agent?" Thinking he was just another ***** I didn't answer him. "hey man are you a car salesman?" Again I didn't answer him. As I was walking out he says "oh you must be a doctor or a lawyer" I finally said to him "Do you make it a habit to strike up a conversation when a man is trying to take a ****?" He looks at me with that stupid hillbilly wild eyed look and threatens to whip my ass. I chuckled and walked out. I went back up to the bar and grabbed my ***** and started a conversation with the manager and we were talking about him and what just happened.

The dude walks up to me and the manager and sticks his hand out like he wanted to apologize and I offered my hand and at that moment he plows me right in my mouth. I look down and my white shirt is covered in ***** but I didn't feel anything just numb. he looks at me shocked that he didn't lay me out and realizes that now he has a fight on his hands. I guess he was a first punch type of redneck and it worked well in the past for him.

I looked at the manager and he just said do what you gotta do and I hit him so hard that he was carried out by EMS.

So yeah you can call me all the names you want. I have brawled with grown ass men before although I don't go looking for it. I am not worried about a little ex porn star with a Napoleon complex.
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^

That fellow was either very ***** or atheist.
 
vodkazvictim

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
JaanaRuutu said:
I shared a beautiful story from my ********* and no one cared.
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Welcome to Freeones.
Bend over.
STDiva said:
I once knocked out a dog with one punch.
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I once knocked a bitch out with my dick.
But that's a different story.
I'm tempted to say that that's the one video that Mariah hasn't posted n her website, but in the interest of keeping the peace I won't :)
lurkingdirk said:
Holy fruit snacks being fed to Petra off the pimply ass of Vodkazvictim. As if she didn't look ridiculous enough in her own thread, she had to come in here and be ridiculous too.

Here's a summary of her last few days:

"I **** the intolerance of Christians, so I'm intolerant of Christians."

"You act like an internet tough guy, so I'm going to out internet tough guy you, and threaten to beat the **** out of you. I'm huge, strong, and could **** you just by looking at you. Don't continue to be stupid by telling me you're strong, obviously I'm stronger than you."

"I'm stupid, and feel the need to engage people be belittling, threatening, and generally being a complete bitch. If you call me a bitch, you're intolerant, and I'm going to find you and **** you."

"My life is awesome. Obviously better than all of yours. I have a boat. Also, I'll be on my boat later. Did I mention I have a boat? Finally, I have a boat. In addition, I have a boat."

You're a real treasure. I could tell you how much I make, what my training is, and so forth. However, why the hell would I? You're just a small minded, idiotic, intolerant woman who can't see beyond your own tiny worldview. Enjoy your boat (I believe you mentioned you had one), and keep being an internet tough guy. It only reinforces what everyone is thinking of you.
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"You must spread some rep around before you give it to Lurking red rep ***** dick again."
My arse made an impression on you eh? More so than if I'd sat on you I suspect... Well, maybe not.
xfire said:




And victims are we all...

caw caw
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Especially me :misses reference:
 
E

eponymous

Aaliyah Love said:
you REALLY can't be this dumb in real life.. are you?
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I gave up trying to find out in another thread on ostensibly this same topic. I went round and round with him and really tried to make him focus and say something coherent, but there was no hope of this happening. So now I always respond to him with an ungrammatical string of words. It makes as much sense as anything he says.

For example:

"See to the change that does not lift Wednesday or the underside of somber bits at the periphery of cheeseburgers on a football at night."


It seems to me this is a perfectly valid response to anything he has said or will say in the future.
 
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