Ask me (julialee89) anything about Norway

[julialee89]

Kathrine Mohold - Absolutely gorgeous. (...)
Tara Veronica Jensen - You went to school with her? Dunno about you but the only thing I would have studied would have been her! (...)
Elin Tvedt and Benedikte Rasmussen - I'd watch the weather forecasts in norway just for them, esp. Elin (...)

I think the last 2 were posted as jokes lol I went from hard to soft in an instant hahaha (...)

I can't believe you know Tripod lol thats so awesome. But Yon is very handsome? Are you sure? lol And do you have a fav tune of theirs?

Are there any Norwegian comedians or comedy acts who are good but perform in English?

Kathrine Moholt should have her own side here at FO. And as for Tara, she has always been a slut though. Too bad. But you have good taste! Elin is my favorite weatherlady. And Im glad I could get you back to earth. LOL!

Yon is GORGEOUS! He's beautiful... I'm so glad, you know! I was hiding in his garden the other night, and I looked in the window and I thought... you, young lady, you need a song written about you...

My favorite Tripod tune? Take a wild guess! "BOOBS"! :nanner:

 

[julialee89]

Oooo! And just before I wrote this post, mokbel69 and I had posted exactly the same amount of posts. Now, Im in the lead! HAHA!

 

[Ulysses31]

Can you name some examples of fine Norwegian women? There's gotta be lots

:drool2:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=457942

 

[mokbel69]

And as for Tara, she has always been a slut though. Too bad. But you have good taste!

Yon is GORGEOUS! He's beautiful... I'm so glad, you know!

My favorite Tripod tune? Take a wild guess! "BOOBS"! :nanner:

Tara is a slut you say? She kinda looks like she could be....but hey sluts need lovin too
But thanks for saying I have good taste lol

Yeah I know about Yon, Skod and Gatesy. Tripod are from Melbourne, my hometown
I've seen them perform live before and they have been on aussie tv several times. Plus they used to go on radio once a week and audience listeners would suggest topic matters and genres of music and from that they had 1 hour to come up with a song. Some of the funniest stuff they ever did! I used to listen to them every friday driving to work God I miss those days, back when radio (over here at least) used to be good.....
Not sure I have a favourite song of theirs, there's just too many good ones.
But Banana Rap, 10 injured musicians, bill does the queen, crocodile hunter, michael jackson, monkey, the ballad of floor buffer smurf, oasis medley and the xbox song are my top favs. Of course not sure if all those would translate outside of australia hahaha.

 

[mokbel69]

:drool2:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=457942

Nice! Thanks for sharing Ulysses31

In a similar vein to that thread, there was a Sydney woman who used to be a stripper and prostitute who joined the NSW police. But once they found out they also gave her the sack. Recently she did a shoot for a men's magazine. She's a bit of a hot milf too.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...eekly-photoshoot/story-e6frfmyi-1225879220661

Sorry if I'm getting outside the subject a bit here haha

 

[julialee89]

I forgot this one:

Are there any Norwegian comedians or comedy acts who are good but perform in English?

Not in english rhat i can recall

Sorry if I'm getting outside the subject a bit here haha

You aint the first.

 

[julialee89]

"My background is Norwegian and Gernab, two of the unfunniest ethnic groups in the history of the world" Matt Groenin, creator of The Simpsons

 

[Ulysses31]

"My background is Norwegian and Gernab, two of the unfunniest ethnic groups in the history of the world" Matt Groenin, creator of The Simpsons

What's that some sort of ****** :dunno:

 

[julialee89]

What's that some sort of ****** :dunno:

A Matt Groening is a *****. A Simpson is a series on TV about a ****** that do naugthy things. I have never cared for either.

 

[Ulysses31]

 

[julialee89]

Nice to see the king in the series

 

[D-rock]

Do you live at a high enough latitude that you can often see the Arora Borialis?

 

[julialee89]

Do you live at a high enough latitude that you can often see the Arora Borialis?

Yeah, just. I have seen the northern light (as we call it) twice in my own eyes. Once in Bergen (where I now live) and Ålesund. But if you REALLY wanna see the northern light, you should go further north. I am not sure how long north you should go to clearly see the phenomenan, but you should manage to see it clear in the upper 1/3rd of Norway

 

[pornstarfan]

Do Norwegian girls have the hots for Magnus Carlsen?

 

[julialee89]

Do Norwegian girls have the hots for Magnus Carlsen?

Sure. Why else does he get modeling jobs?

 

[julialee89]

Funnyfacts:
Datarock is a music group that comes from my home town (Bergen City, Norway) and have played even in small places and locals. One of the places is Volda (Just south of Alesund (still in Norway) and Volda is the place I studied. I am in love with the ******-in-law that one of the groupmembers got. And the ******-in-law is from Volda.

Datarocks music has been used in commercials for Coca-Cola and Apple. The music has also been used in games such as the Sims and Need for Speed: Prostreet

 

[L3ggy]

Those two games suck.

 

[julialee89]

and we know pornstars that suck cocks, but still we love them

 

[D-rock]

Which one is better, Finland or Sweden?

 

[julialee89]

Which one is better, Finland or Sweden?

I have to say Sweden, Sweden got Puma Swede (still), Volvo and L3ggy. And ofcourse, Sweden got a longer border to Norway.

I think that if I mention Puma Swede once more, I might have a crush on her...