**Jordana Brewster talking to a guy after his attempt at making her cum but only lasted 3 seconds**
Jordana: At least you were trying... That counts for something!!!
Jordana: At least you were trying... That counts for something!!!
**Jordana giving the guy a second chance when by mistake he screwed her identical twin ****** and not her**
Jordana: Everybody makes mistakes... and everybody deserves a second chance.
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I'm gonna have to say go for it, Kristy.
If only she could
**Man is ******* and taken into a medical facility with a evil Dr named Dr Oh No. He is trying to **** him and has bought the perfect weapon to do so. **
Dr Oh No: So Mr Bond.... we finally meet and this will be your last meeting.
James Bond: What am i doing here?
Dr Oh No: You are here cause you were about to foil my plan for world domination, but i won't allow it. Thats why we are going to **** you. Come on right in!!!
**There a beautiful woman comes in with a just a lab coat on**
Dr Oh No; Say hello to Fecility Alottaass. She is going to fuck you by snu snu. Don't let her looks fool you as her ass has crushed alot of men to death as she rides them.
**She takes off her bathrope and shows her thicc ass to James Bond**
Dr Oh No: Any last requests/words before your demise?
**James gulps on whether to be concerned or turned on by this specimen**
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**Julieta Bistagnino is riding the guy but he just not feeling it**
Man: I'm just not feeling this babe
**Her heavy breathing gets louder as she keeps riding him and he turns away**
Man: God, your breath stinks!!! Let me find some mints!!
**Man gets his tic tacs and shakes in front of Julieta**
Julieta: Did you just shake your tic tacs at me?
**Julieta gives stunned look**
**In this facility getting pregnant is not allowed. They can have sex but have to take precautions have to be taken with birth control. Julieta and a guy are having sex**
Medical staff 1: Where's Julieta?
Medical staff 2: I dunno
Medical staff 3: Find her? Make sure she is not fucking without doing some birth control. Can't afford her getting pregnant.
**Sirens go off as they look for her**
**Meanwhile as they were having sex**
Guy: What is that sound?
**Julieta hears this and quickly gets off his cock**
Julieta: Damn i forgot a condom. Let me quickly go and get it
**Julieta and her thicc ass runs away**
**Guy is left stunned**
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"You are accused of heresy on three counts: Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action- Four counts.---Do you confess?"
"It's a fair cop, but society is to blame."
"Right. We'll arrest them instead."
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She's a witch! She's a witch We've found a witch! Burn her! Burn her!
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Nobody expects the Targaryen Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise- Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency- Our three weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope- Our four- No.---Amongst our weapons- Amongst our weaponry, are such elements as fear, surpri- I'll come in again.
Trial by ordeal jury: You want to be a slut? Well we will treat you as a slut
**Strips her naked**
Trail by ordeal jury: Go walk without any shame in the world!!
**The accused is walking naked in the crowd**
Trial by ordeal jury: Here people, treat this slut as you wish!!!
**The women spit in her face due to their husbands lusting for her, and the men stroking their cocks and blowing their load on her**
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You've survived trial by water, trial by Bristol, and trial by caravan. But now you must face the most difficult trial of them all: Trial by public opinion:
**When music sets a certain mood for people to do things**
**Daenerys Targaryen has been listening to Fire by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown and fire starter by The Prodigy**
Daenerys Targaryen: I'm the god of hell fire and i bring you...FIRE!!!
**Smashes, breaks and sets fire to things**
Daenerys Targaryen: I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter!!
**Dances**
**Pokemon battle starts and daenerys targaryen chooses her player to go against Ash and his Pikachu**
Daenerys Targaryen: Rhaegal i choose you!!!
**Pikachu and Ash are stunned**
Ash: Fuck!!! I'm dead
Pikachu : Pika Pika (i'm screwed)
**Max and Caroline practising how wide they can open their mouths for blowjobs**
Max: That guys dick huge. No way it could fit in our mouth if its small. We have to practise opening it wide
Caroline: I want him!!
Max: Well we both can't. We just have to see who can open their mouth the widest
**They both could not open it wide enough**
Guy: Sorry girls. You not my type and i've already got a girl
**Both girls jaws drop***
Caroline and Max: WHATTTTTTT!!!
**Max and Caroline are greeted by a customer who came into their diner for breakfast**
Max: So hello handsome. What can i get you? Mind you its only breakfast at the moment?
Customer: Sure, its why i came here. What do you serve?
**Max shouts to Caroline**
Max: Caroline, bring over the menu will ya!!
Caroline: Coming!!!
*She hands over the menu to the customer and tells him about it as he skims through**
Max: We have everything really. Porridge, Oat meal, pancakes, waffles, full english and cereal.
Customer: Yes, i'll have cereal please with some coffee
**Caroline heads to the back to prepare the breakfast**
Max: Excellent. What cereal do you want?
Customer: Do you have Frosties?
Max: Yes we do!! I'll get that for you. One Frosties with coffee coming up!!
**Max heads into the kitchen and sees Caroline getting the Frosties and milk ready but this is where the argument started!!!
Max: What you doing?
Caroline: Making some Frosties cereal?
Max: Yes, but you were going to put the milk in 1st and then the cereal?
Caroline: That's how you do it!!
Max: No you don't!!
Caroline: Yes you do. It tastes better!!
Max: No you listen!! Who does that? Only idiots
**Arguments flare between the two and the customer is still waiting. He wasn't expecting it to take long to get a bowl of cereal to him**
Customer: Problem?
Max and Caroline: No!!! We just figuring whether to put the milk in first or last?
**Customer is annoyed and leaves**
Customer: Argh screw this!!! I'm going to Hooters across the street. They do breakfast now, and you get some nice naked booby waitresses serving you who are way more attractive then you two**
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