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[usman19]

Bridgette B and guy having a talk outside

**It was a hot day as Bridgette B and a guy were outside having a chat but Bridgette wanted to sunbath**

Bridgette B: Please can you go inside

Guy: Why?

Bridgette B: Cause then i can you know.....

Guy: What

Bridgette B: Sunbathe!!!

Guy: Naked!!!

Bridgette B : Yes and it's kinda awkward doing it when you are here. Plus it a hot day so want to make the most of the rays. Got only 1 hour of sunlight left so get back inside

**Guy gives thumbs up**

Guy: Ok, i'll go. Shout me when you are done

**Bridgette gets her time to herself and whips the towel off**

Bridgette B: Finally!!!

**But soon as she was about to relax the sun was about to set and it got dark**

Bridgette B: FFS. Didn't take into account it's daylight savings time (DST)

**Bridgette unhappily walks her annoyed naked body in the house**

 

[usman19]

Bridgette B inner thoughts

Bridgette B: Is he here yet? I'm freezing my tits out here doing this onlyfans custom request

**Crosses her legs and sighs**

Bridgette B: What a waste of time and let down

**Little did she know the guy she was meant to see was John Cena, and he was there this whole time, just she could not see him**

 

[ban-one]

Guy: There's a gorgeous woman with huge tits nude before me.... Why am I covering my eyes?

 

[usman19]

Guy: There's a gorgeous woman with huge tits nude before me.... Why am I covering my eyes?

**Helen Lovejoy the neighbor saw this through her garden as she was doing the garden**

Helen: Won't somebody please think of the children!!!

**Bridgette rushes to cover up and the guy covers his eye so he not seen as a perv**

 

[ban-one]

Helen Lovejoy the neighbor saw this through her garden as she was doing the garden

Maud Flanders: I object to all this sex in the garden! Especially involving the Reverend's wife!

 

[ban-one]

Helen Lovejoy the neighbor saw this through her garden as she was doing the garden

 

[ban-one]

Yeah, just a sec, I'll check. Hey guys! Do I have a Yuri Nader here?! Call for a Yuri Nader!

 

[usman19]

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Yeah, just a sec, I'll check. Hey guys! Do I have a Yuri Nader here?! Call for a Yuri Nader!

**rest of bar laughs**

Bar: Hahahah Moe. Dodgy food is it?

**Later someone approaches Moe**

Woman: Yeah i'm Yuri Nator

Moe: Call for you!!

 

[usman19]

Bridgette B covering herself with oil and masturbating

**Hot day outside and Bridgette thought to soak the rays, apply some oil and masturbate**

Bridgette B: Hot day there uh my onlyfans subscribers. You are in for a treat today by me. I'm going to enjoy the sun and rub my pussy on this hot day for you to enjoy. Leave some comments and love while you watch

**She sat down and grabbed the oil, little did she know she accidently got the itching powder instead as she drops it all over her**

Bridgette B: Oh soo good and warm. Going to rub it all over me. Tell if i am missing a spot!!!

**The powder was about to kick in as it was getting warmer**

**She was rubbing her pussy**

Bridgette: Oh yeahhh @ban-one keep stroking for me!!!

**Then it kicked in, the powder started to itch Bridgette B body like crazy**

Bridgette: Urghhh fuck. Why am i burning and feeling itchy everywhere!!!

**Scratches herself all over as the viewers were watching live. They assumed this was part of the act. Bridgette moving about like she was getting turned on as she was sweating and leaking cum uncontrollably with her movements **

Bridgette: How do i stop this?

**Bridgette grabs the bottle and notices it reading itching powder. Warning may cause body to swell and burn if applied incorrectly**

**Bridgette tried to wash it off. She runs and jumps into the pool to burn it off but got worse**

Bridgette: Need to wash off guys in the pool

**As she didn't realise the pool had chorine in it still and it will cause a bad reaction if powder was exposed to it.**

Bridgette: Argh that's better

**It kicked in, she got on fire and so did the pool and her housemate came in**

House mate: You're on fire!!!

**Bridgette took this wrong way and thought he meant as a compliment**

Bridgette: Thanks babe, if you want enjoy the show you better not be free loading get on my onlyfans and watch live

Housemate: No no. You don't understand you are on fire!!! and so is the pool

**She looks at the pool and then herself and screams**

Bridgette: Argh i'm on fire!!!!!

**She runs around and rolls over naked to get rid of the flame but it got worse. Fire fighters had to get involved to burn it out as they got their fire extinguishers over Bridgette and the pool**

Bridgette: Argh better. So cold. So cold!!!

**Shivers and puts on a towel**

Bridgette: Sorry for that bad show today. It went horrible

**Comments however found it a funny comedy seeing her burn**

Bridgette: That's the last time i'm doing a outdoors show. Broadcast over and out

**Bridgette ends the stream and closes her laptop to recover**

 

[usman19]

Chat and wine with Bridgette B

**Husband and Bridgette having a chat**

Guy: Hope i didn't startle you seeing you naked outside!!!

Bridgette: Neah you didn't, but tell me you did enjoy what you saw right? I did see a little bulge in your pants?

Guy: Not really

Bridgette: Why that?

Guy: Those tits look fake don't they? Im more into natural

Bridgette: Shut up, you know they not fake. You would know the difference if you felt them

**Takes her shoe off to tap him with it over his arm about his comment**

 

[usman19]

Chat and wine with Bridgette B

**Bridgette and guy having a chat about a debate that gone over since the dawn of time**

Guy: Here a brain thinker for you Bridgette. What came 1st the chicken or the egg?

Bridgette: The egg easy?

Guy: How? How would that egg come to be if there was no chicken to make it huh?

**Bridgette takes her shoes off to get comfortable**

Bridgette: Well that chicken, how did it come to be unless there was an egg before it?

**They argued on throughout the day about it*

 

[Pornfan99]

Bridgette B, visits: (he's an old college friend; they went to uni up North)

BB, arrives: Surprise! I'm in town for work, and thought I'd visit.

BB, awkward: Wow .. this is a nice place you have. Ohmigod!!

BB, talk: It's fine .. I'm good ..

BB, thoughts: Well - THAT didn't go as I planned..

 

[Pornfan99]

Bridgette B, masturbates: if HE won't touch me .. I'll have to do it myself ..

BB, wine: I was never interested in you "like THAT;" you always had a boyfriend.

BB, leg meat: Let me raise your leg, for better access to your honey pot.

BB, smacking: Awwww .. is your clit sensitive??

 

[ban-one]

Andi Land: Wanna stir up some batter of your own to give me?

 

[usman19]

Andi Land: Wanna stir up some batter of your own to give me?

**Man jerks off and gives Andi his load**

Andi: That wasn't the batter i was referring to. I meant the other batter to cook to make pancakes. Thought you had some to give

Man: Nope. You really need to do better with your signals. Being sexy and the innuendos not being innuendos.

**Man has no pancakes from Andi**

 

[usman19]

Guy grabbing Bridgette B thicc leg meat in a corner

**Guy and Bridgette B love to try and spice things up with their sex sessions**

Guy: Oh lets try and do it by that corridor. Doing it in tight places is very kinky. Saw it in a porno once!!

Bridgette: Ok, sure

**They both walk to the corridor end**

Guy: Give me your leg baby

**Bridgette offers her leg**

Guy: Oh your nice leg meat. Love them so much. Long legs.

**He raises them higher and higher while penetrating her**

Bridgette: Oh it so tight you getting me in here

**Eventually due to the location Bridgette pulled a muscle and got a cramp**

Bridgette: Oh owww leg spasm, think i got a cramp

**Bridgette slowly leaves and goes to the living area to lay down on the floor**

Bridgette: Maybe a footjob will work while this goes away

**She does it for a bit but the pain still doesn't go away

**Bridgette stays on the floor and does exercises to get rid of the cramp**

Bridgette: Damn the only gasm i got is a leg one and not a or-gasm!!

 

[usman19]

Smacking cock on Bridgette B pussy

Bridgette: Are you in or out?

**Guy keeps smacking his cock on Bridgette clit, slotting it in her pussy and back out repeatedly**

**He sang**

Guy: You put your cock right in, you put your cock right out. In ou, in out. You do the hokey pokey. That's what it's all about!!!

**Bridgette clit is very sensitive as any touch on the area makes her orgasm**

Bridgette: Baby, my clit so fragile**

**Places cock on the tip of her clit**

Bridgette: Ooooooooooooooooo

**Slots it in**

Bridgette: Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!

Guy: I've made my decision and I'm out

**Guy leaves the room to the Dragons Den theme**

 

[ban-one]

**Man jerks off and gives Andi his load**

Andi: I'm standing here in heals, an apron barely covering me, and with my panties down offering my holes to you, and you just jerk off? Have you been watching so much porn that the only sex you know how to have is with yourself?!

 

[ban-one]

Andi: I'm standing here in heals, an apron barely covering me, and with my panties down offering my holes to you, and you just jerk off? Have you been watching so much porn that the only sex you know how to have is with yourself?!

Andi: And my mother wonders why I haven't gotten married yet, and I'm with other girls so often.....

 

[usman19]

Reagan Foxx doing some house cleaning

Guy stroking over Reagan Foxx ass

Guy unloads on Reagan Foxx undies

Reagan Foxx gets an unexpected surprise of cum down her dress

Reagan Foxx is wondering why guy is humping a pillow