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Annika Marks walks out of tub angrily after conversation​

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**Annika and her bf are romantically sitting in the tub together. They start talking about pineapple pizza and things turned sour**

Annika: I can't believe you think pineapple goes on pizza, you psychopath!!

**She leaves the bath tub and the relationship is over**
 
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Helen Hunt complimenting guys load
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**Guy climaxes and cums in the sheets. Helen checks under the sheets**

Helen Hunt: My good job. That is alot of cum. Just make sure next time, i'm down on you so you could have aimed it on my face. That is more sexually satisfying no? on my face, rather than all on your dick
 
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Premium Link Upgrade makes guy ***** out while sitting on his face
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** Premium Link Upgrade sits on guys face**

Premium Link Upgrade : How does that feel? Does it feel good?
Guy: Yes thats nice. Beautiful pussy you have

**Helen ends up farting**
Guy: I'm *******. Your ass is too thicc

** Premium Link Upgrade gets off to allow the guy to breath**

Premium Link Upgrade : Must have been that indian food i had earlier
 
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Guy concerned it is not safe to be ridden by Helen Hunt
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**Helen Hunt is starting to ride the guy but he is concerned*

Guy: It won't fit!!!

**Helen struggling to get on top**

Helen: It will be fit just fine. I promise you it will fit!!

Guy: It's dangerous it's too big

**Helen collapses down**

Helen: Yes it maybe big, but it's all floppy. What can i do with that?

**Slaps his dick**

Helen: Like a USB, you USB won't fit in my usb port. What you got is more a floppy dick**

**Helen with cock in her hand**

Helen: So what can i do to make it hard? Blowjob, handjob, titfuck, footjob? No way i be able to fit on your pole otherwise
 
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Caity Lotz (Sara Lance) walks into Ava Sharpe's office

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**Caity Lotz walks in the office**

Caity: Hello Ms Sharpe

Ava Sharpe: What you doing here?

**Caity starts to strip off her jacket revealing her sexy lingerie**

**Ava is feeling hot under the collar**

Ava Sharpe: Oh my, oh god... who the hell are you?
 
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Premium Link Upgrade describes what she hates about her thicc body
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** Premium Link Upgrade with a guy as she is upset about her looks**

Hannah : I **** my body
Guy: What do you mean baby?

**Hannah strips off**
Guy: What do you **** about your body?

Hannah: Everything. I feel i'm fat. Huge ass. Tits big for my frame**

**Guy approaches her and reassures her. He places her hand near his dick**

Guy: You feel that?
Hannah: Nope?

Guy: Damn must be these pants

**He whips out his dick in front of her and strokes it**

Guy: See it now?
Hannah: Uh uh

**She feels it**

Guy: See do you think i be stroking and feeling hard about you if i didn't find you sexy? You have a nice juicy ass, and playable tits. I don't think you are fat, more thicc. Being thicc is very sexy

**Hannah confuses thicc for thick (someone who is dumb) and is a lil offended**

Hannah: I'm not thick you know, i'm quite clever and got a major in business studies.

Guy: Not that thick. It's thicc in this context it just means a babe who has nice meat on them in all the right areas.

**He subtly eludes to having sex**

Guy: You know what else is good about being thicc?

**He holds her and throws her down on the bed**

Guy: For sex

**They fuck and makes most of all her assets**

Guy: Feel like i can smack and eat your ass, play with your tits. Don't feel you are ugly baby

Hannah: I won't

**Stranger knocks on the door**

Guy: Damn. Put clothes on god damn it. Cover up. I can't be able to get rid of this hard dick otherwise seeing your naked beauty
 
Ace Ventura when he meets his boss for 1st time

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When Ace Ventura rips of her skirt
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Ace Ventura shows her ass to everyone
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Ace Ventura when he meets his boss for 1st time

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**Ace Ventura in the office talking to co workers about a case and a lady comes out of the lift to approach him**

Ace Ventura: Wow holy testicle Tuesday. Didn't know my boss is a hottie!!

Lady: I'm not your boss Ace, and quite frankly i won't want to be after hearing the crap you have come out with. I'm the new lady of HR, i was going to introduce you as we never met, but after those inappropriate comments.... i'm going to have to take this to HR. Come to my office!!! Now!!!

**Ace Ventura and the lady go to the office for sexual harassment in the work place**
 
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When Ace Ventura rips of her skirt
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**Ace ventura rips off womans skirt and is amazed by the sight**

Ace Ventura. Wow.... look at them hairs on them legs. Do you not shave. Do me a favor and get a razor and shave all that off

**Ace laughs**

Ace Ventura: Not lady like
 
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Ace Ventura shows her ass to everyone
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**Ace ventura turns lady around**
Ace Ventura: She is sufffering from the worst case of haemorrhoids i've ever seen.... no wonder she is a pain in the ass!!

**Rest of people in room are shocked**
 
Kirsty Gallacher with a talking point to the viewers at home

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Kirsty Gallacher wants to hear from the audience
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Jordana Brewster talking about your attempt about something - What is it?
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What mistake was admitted to in front of Jordana Brewster?
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Kirsty Gallacher with a talking point to the viewers at home

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**Kirsty Gallacher is on the Wright Stuff and talks about the talking points of the day**

Kirsty: Hello there, it's 9:15am, I'm Kirsty Gallacher and im your host for todays Wright Stuff. We have alot of talking points to go through today. 9:30 we talk about the heatwave due to the summer ahead and at 10am we discuss the news headlines with our panel. Our guests are @ban-one @John_8581 @Slowhand69 and @Pornfan99 . First however our 1st talking about is should i present the show topless? Would the viewers want to see my tits, and as a result improve ratings. Feel free to phone in, discuss comments aswell as do the voting poll. Now off to start the show as i discuss with our lovely panel.
 
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Premium Link Upgrade wants to hear from the audience
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** Premium Link Upgrade wants to hear from the audience as she turns to her co host**

Kirsty: So what have our viewers at home said?

Co - Host: Well some of the comments have been quite mixed really. One has said "Show us your tits** and another said to keep your top on. Most of the comments have been mixed really about you being naked on the show!!

Kirsty: Well i don't care what the viewers say, i'm going to do this. I feel very sexy with my own body and i know i have loads of viewers who want to see this? I see my comments online about me on all social media, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Youtube and even on Freeones. So i know im a babe with a following.

**She strips and takes off her top and does the whole show topless**

**The internet broke and ratings went through the roof**

**The following day, the network was impressed with the coverage she been given and made a compromise**

Network Execs - You're segment yesterday being topless. I must say it was very risque but you have pulled it off. Just look at the ratings sheet**

**Shows the paper to Kirsty**

Network execs- See how ratings were steady here, but as soon as you went topless, it was all way up here. I was thinking if you would like do to this a regular thing?.... even taking more clothes off and being all nude? Issue is we going to have to change the timeslot as we won't get away with this during the day time, will have to be at night like 10pm? What you say? We will pay you double what you on?

**Kirsty thinks about it for a nanosecond**

Kirsty: Hmmm...... sure? Can i fuck on set too?

Network execs: Sure

Kirsty: I'm in!!!

** Premium Link Upgrade continues to do the show naked and reaps the money and ratings in. Couples, single men and women alike can't wait to tune into the show. They try and come home in time to tune in**

Viewers: Argh just in time for Premium Link Upgrade !!

**Viewers tune in, watch the show and take off their pants to masturbate about her and listen to what she has to say too**
 
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