Your Morning Ritual

[dave_rhino]

How does your day begin?...


My alarm goes off at 6.45am, just so I can repeatedly hit snooze safely until 7.18am and then I have to get up.

Then I go to the bathroom, take a piss, and quickly rinse my hair to get rid of the bed head. Then I gel it, get changed into my shirt and tie then head downstairs. (I shower at night, never have time for it in the morning)

Turn on my snake's light, grab an orange and eat it in two mouthfuls, brush my teeth and head out the door by 7.30am (And it's fucking cold I tell you).

12 minutes to get ready and leave the house, not bad eh?

If it's my day off, my alarm still goes off at 6.45 because I always forget to turn the fucking thing off. Then I sleep until I wake up naturally (My body clock wakes me up at 11.14 about 90% of the time). Man I looooove sleeping in...


So, how about you guys? Is there a specific routine you follow every morning, or is it just me?

 

[Waldoz]

Freeones. Then the liqour store. Then more Freeones.

 

[dave_rhino]

^ Man, I wish I could be as lazy and as drunk as you!

 

[blue ballz 22]

wake up at 6 am, lay in bed til 6:30, bathroom to piss, turn on laptop and check email and freeones for 5 minutes, shower for 10 minutes, eat breakfast (whatever leftovers are in the fridge from the night before), start car with remote starter at 6:50 (cause its winter and id rather a toasty warm truck than one that i would freeze in), check freeones again for 10 mins than out the door at 7

weekends. sleep til whenever because i was probably drunk the night before, bathroom to piss, sit around for a bit, check out freeones, piss again.....

 

[Quagmire33]

I have no morning routine just get to friggen work screw the rest lol

 

[dave_rhino]

I have no morning routine just get to friggen work screw the rest lol

But you must do something between waking up and leaving for work?

 

[Quagmire33]

yea put on some clothes and get the fuck out lol

 

[AFA]

I usually roll out of bed and out the door of my shack about 9am to check the weather. Sometimes it's cold so I put on a T-shirt. Then I walk up and down the beach, not sure what I do after that, but I do a lot of it. :dunno:

 

[mongo18]

I have what Australians call a "dingo's breakfast," - a piss and a look around.

 

[KungFuDude]

Always treat my illness first. I suffer from woodecus erectecus, better known as morning wood.

After that its workout, shower, clothes, then breakfast .... or if I'm feeling lazy its just shower, clothes, breakfast .... or if I'm REALLY feeling lazy --->clothes, breakfast (clothing optional).

 

[baultista]

I start school at diff. times every day of the week, but it's basically as follows:

- Wake up about an hour and a half before I plan to leave
- Get off bed about 30-45 minutes before I leave
- Brush teeth
- Eat breakfast (bowl of cereal + fruit)
- Pack gym bag
- Pack school bag
- Leave house an hour and fifteen minutes before class starts

I don't really regiment it like that, but it always works out that way.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Wake up at 7:45.
Get out of bed and head to the bathroom.
Go downstairs, light a smokey treat and grab the newspaper and feed the cat.
Set out meds, then eat breakfast.
After breakfast, play some mahjongg on the computer and listen to music until approx. 9:05-9:10.
Head upstairs, take a shower, brush my teeth, get dressed, come back down and read the paper.
Go online, check my email and some websites and sit in a chatroom until after 12:15 pm.
Play more mahjongg and start preparing lunch.
Eat lunch at 1:30, then read for about 15 minutes until it's time to change for work.
Put on work clothes, make sure the chauffeur is ready and head to work, and be out of the house by 2 pm.
Punch in at 2:23 and work until 9:23 or 9:53 pm--depending on my schedule.
Come home, eat, check my email and FreeOnes, then eventually head to bed.

Oh, and smoke a lot more than I should.

 

[YMIHERE]

When I get up it time for the 3 S’s of Shit, Shower and Shave. Always in that order and how long it takes depends on my bowls. Usually about 30 minutes.

 

[D-rock]

So, how about you guys? Is there a specific routine you follow every morning, or is it just me?

I just make sure I wake up each time, and if that happens I call it good. :1orglaugh


Actually I:

Put my slippers and some clothes on
Make breakfast
Brush and floss teeth
Wash up
Dress myself the rest of the way
Do some stuff on the computer
Maybe work on my artwork
Get ready for my next meal and working out afterwards.

 

[tartanterrier]

I work different shifts,so it's different every week.Although watching Scarface till 2am and then get up for half 6 to work wasn't a smart idea :bowdown:

 

[Fieldy19]

Well my day begin with alarm and of course a cigarette:-D

 

[Rorys]

My alarm goes at 06:30... i'll hit the snooze button like 10 times.. then get out of bed around 07:30, freshen up, get me a Redbull from the fridge, get in my car and drive 1,5 hour (a lot of traffic! it's just 75km) to get to work..

 

[Plastique]

Alarm at 7, snooze till 7.45, cigarette and a cup of coffee, then a crap (great laxative is coffee and tobacco!), get dressed and fuck off to work around 8.20. Get to work and make more coffee.

At the weekends it's slightly different.

Alarm at 7, snooze till 9, cigarette and a cup of coffee, then a crap (weekend poos take longer but are more pleasurable), get dressed. Hit internet around 10 by which time I've probably had 3 cups of coffee, then check emails around noon.

 

[poggy]

I wake up and take the tablet I have to have everyday. After that it's just whatever day it is and whatever I've got to do. So everything like breakfast, washing, dressing, physio, etc fall in after that in random order.

 

[Petra]

Weekdays the alarm goes off at 6am. The cats start jumping ontop of me wanting cuddles and eventually food. The BF and I play the "who's going to give in and feed them first" game until the last possible moment we can stay in bed. Dress, brush hair/teeth, feed cat (not necessarly in that order, mind), make lunch, check a few websites, bike to the train station and hope there isn't some delay somewhere.

Routine will be changing in a few weeks when I get moved into my new house though. Probably involves getting up earlier during the weekdays and possibly becoming as addicted to caffiene as Rorys :1orglaugh.