dave_rhino
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How does your day begin?...
My alarm goes off at 6.45am, just so I can repeatedly hit snooze safely until 7.18am and then I have to get up.
Then I go to the bathroom, take a ****, and quickly rinse my hair to get rid of the bed head. Then I gel it, get changed into my shirt and tie then head downstairs. (I shower at night, never have time for it in the morning)
Turn on my snake's light, grab an orange and eat it in two mouthfuls, brush my teeth and head out the door by 7.30am (And it's fucking cold I tell you).
12 minutes to get ready and leave the house, not bad eh?
If it's my day off, my alarm still goes off at 6.45 because I always forget to turn the fucking thing off. Then I ***** until I **** up naturally (My body clock wakes me up at 11.14 about 90% of the time). Man I looooove ******** in...
So, how about you guys? Is there a specific routine you follow every morning, or is it just me?
My alarm goes off at 6.45am, just so I can repeatedly hit snooze safely until 7.18am and then I have to get up.
Then I go to the bathroom, take a ****, and quickly rinse my hair to get rid of the bed head. Then I gel it, get changed into my shirt and tie then head downstairs. (I shower at night, never have time for it in the morning)
Turn on my snake's light, grab an orange and eat it in two mouthfuls, brush my teeth and head out the door by 7.30am (And it's fucking cold I tell you).
12 minutes to get ready and leave the house, not bad eh?
If it's my day off, my alarm still goes off at 6.45 because I always forget to turn the fucking thing off. Then I ***** until I **** up naturally (My body clock wakes me up at 11.14 about 90% of the time). Man I looooove ******** in...
So, how about you guys? Is there a specific routine you follow every morning, or is it just me?
