Worst Band Names

[grower_boy]

What don't you like about Three Days Grace?

 

[Lucky7000]

Alabama Thunderpussy.

Or could that be one of the best? Depends on your POV.

 

[Embryoyo]

Pretty much all of them. Band names suck.

Being the avid Death Metal/Grind/Black Metal fan that I am, I come across alot of retarded ones...
L6b6t6my
Creepmime
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Mincing Fury And Guttural Clamor Of Queer Decay
Destructive Explosion Of Anal Garland
The Demonstealer
GoatPenis, Goatsodomy, Goathrower, Dehydrated Goat.... ANY band with "Goat" in it.
Anal Blast, Anal Cunt, Anal Penetration, Anal Bag, Anal Plumber... ANY band with "Anal" in it.

Plus those scene "core" bands with long names, like:
We Came with Broken Teeth
Between The Buried And Me
Bring Me The Horizon
Success Will Write Apocalypse Across The Sky

Then those shitty idiotic "deathcore" bands with other names:
Waking The Cadaver
Suicide Silence
Job For A Cowboy

...et-FUCKING-cetera... (Rimfrost)

Funny thing is, a couple of the bands I listed in the first section are actually fun to listen to.

 

[sporty_carr]

What don't you like about Three Days Grace?

I am convinced that 3 Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Hinder, Adelita's Way, Five Finger Death Punch and some others are all the same band. They are completely generic and WAY overrated. I don't have a working cd player in my car so I am constantly turning off the radio every 15 minutes when one of these bands play. I couldn't even tell you which single belongs to which band...it's that bad. It reminds me of the 80s with the hair bands....can't wait until the fad passes.

 

[PirateKing]

You're right. Godsmack was a unique name when Alice in Chains named their song that. :hatsoff:

:sing:And God's name is smack for some!:sing:

 

[john4077]

How about "Angry Laughter"?

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Alabama Thunderpussy.

Or could that be one of the best? Depends on your POV.

See...you got it. It's sort of an oxymoron; a shitty name is a good name.

Actually..........a shitty shitty name really is a shitty name. Does that make sense? :anonymous

Say, can I add rap groups/artists to this list, because I'd be here all day. I rarely, and I mean rarely hear of a good rapper name. Just look at my avy for chryssakes. He's totally the best rapper alive right now but Greg LuGAYness would be better sounding than that.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

See...you got it. It's sort of an oxymoron; a shitty name is a good name.

Actually..........a shitty shitty name really is a shitty name. Does that make sense? :anonymous

Say, can I add rap groups/artists to this list, because I'd be here all day. I rarely, and I mean rarely hear of a good rapper name. Just look at my avy for chryssakes. He's totally the best rapper alive right now but Greg LuGAYness would be better sounding than that.

I just looked up Lil Whyte on YouTube. Now it's trendy to promote synthetic opiate abuse? And I remain society's idiot for advocating universal narcotic decriminalization?? OK....

Poor white trash is now raising children. Good grief...

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I just looked up Lil Whyte on YouTube. Now it's trendy to promote synthetic opiate abuse? And I remain society's idiot for advocating universal narcotic decriminalization?? OK....

Poor white trash is now raising children. Good grief...

Wow, dude. You're really on me today aren't you. Ever heard of satire?

Marylin Manson and Eminem? What about Slayer? Need I go on. Fuck, you're on a pornographic site. That's really healthy for little kids isn't it? Seriously, just buzz off now.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Here, I'll add to the list so we don't vere off course here:

Muck Sticky

Taco and da Mofos

Man I have so many with like a thousand albums laying around, so I will be sure to amuse you all still...

 

[phanto_1985]

Smashing Pumpkins

 

[habo9]

1910 fruitgum Company , there music is as bad as there name & some people say the 60s were the best :rofl:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

The Vaselines.


Actually, that name is funny as hell and has a nice ring. I think they are gay though...

and

Handsome Boy Modeling School.

and

Cake

dope band, name isn't bad. Just kinda bland.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

The Flaming Lips (Very good band).

Smash Mouth (meh band)

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers (another mediocre band).

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

edit

 

[zell]

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers (another mediocre band).

Not even mediocre,they just suck now,but they used to be awesome.Mother's Milk and Blood Sugar Sex Magic were their best albums,One Hot Minute was pretty good,but everything after that just sucked donkey balls.They got way too mainstream for me,but I digress...

Here's pretty much the rest of my list,and these are just ones that haven't already been mentioned.

Against Me
Breaking Benjamin
Buckcherry
Death Cab For Cutie
Fountains Of Wayne
G. Love And Special Sauce
Gym Class Heroes
Hollywood Undead
Hot Hot Heat
Jet
Jimmy Eat World
Killswitch Engage
Kings Of Leon
NOFX
OK Go
Panic! At The Disco
Puscifer
Queens Of The Stone Age
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Seether
Switchfoot
Taking Back Sunday
Thrice
Wolfmother

I must admit though,the worst ever has already been mentioned,but it's gotta be Hoobastank.I really don't even know what the thought process for coming up with that crap,let alone agreeing to it,may be.It's not even a word,for fuck sake!

 

[phanto_1985]

Wet Wet Wet

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Not even mediocre,they just suck now,but they used to be awesome.Mother's Milk and Blood Sugar Sex Magic were their best albums,One Hot Minute was pretty good,but everything after that just sucked donkey balls.They got way too mainstream for me,but I digress...

Here's pretty much the rest of my list,and these are just ones that haven't already been mentioned.

Against Me
Breaking Benjamin
Buckcherry
Death Cab For Cutie
Fountains Of Wayne
G. Love And Special Sauce
Gym Class Heroes
Hollywood Undead
Hot Hot Heat
Jet
Jimmy Eat World
Killswitch Engage
Kings Of Leon
NOFX
OK Go
Panic! At The Disco
Puscifer
Queens Of The Stone Age
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Seether
Switchfoot
Taking Back Sunday
Thrice
Wolfmother

I must admit though,the worst ever has already been mentioned,but it's gotta be Hoobastank.I really don't even know what the thought process for coming up with that crap,let alone agreeing to it,may be.It's not even a word,for fuck sake!

lol, I was going to say G Love and Special Sauce earlier. They dropped the "Special Sauce" now. It's just G Love. I have seen him live a couple times. Saw him live with Jack Johnson when my dads pal was working the gates, got in for free. Total girl following for Johnson. It was something.

carry on...

 

[Lust]

Ted Nugent. where the fuck did they come up with that? doesn't even make sense. it's like somebody's name or something!

as far as worst, then i'm going to second Zell's nomination of hoobastank.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Wow, dude. You're really on me today aren't you. Ever heard of satire?

Marylin Manson and Eminem? What about Slayer? Need I go on. Fuck, you're on a pornographic site. That's really healthy for little kids isn't it? Seriously, just buzz off now.

On you? No, I was just commenting on Lil Whyte, not you. Not at all. I don't care what you listen to, it just sucks to see the dumbing down of entertainment. And it's not satire...there's no stigma attached to prescription drugs these days. Until recently, I used to hit a few dive bars on occasion and I saw that Oxies and Perks are openly and proudly consumed like candy by people under 35. My point is that it's ridiculous that I get looked at like a loon when I advocated decriminalization all narcotics, yet people are popping "legal" opiates without any worry of Johnny Law.

Btw, in high school, I got an entire day of in school suspension for calling Greg Louganis "Greh HugeAnus". When the principal called my dad, my dad laughed. :1orglaugh