Win a Date with Briana Lee Contest!!

[Rey C.]

Bri made this thread when she'd only been here for a month. Methinks she's a she wouldn't make the mistake of picking one of us at random to meet in person after getting to know us.

Hell, I heard she keeps a loaded .44 Magnum by her computer when she just posts here. I don't blame her. I don't keep my ****** nearby, but I do have a ***** on a stand near my computer. I don't trust none uh you fuckers!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Hell, I heard she keeps a loaded .44 Magnum by her computer when she just posts here. I don't blame her. I don't keep my ****** nearby, but I do have a ***** on a stand near my computer. I don't trust none uh you fuckers!

Hah! Now I know where your ***** is!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Hell, I heard she keeps a loaded .44 Magnum by her computer when she just posts here. I don't blame her. I don't keep my ****** nearby, but I do have a ***** on a stand near my computer. I don't trust none uh you fuckers!

Hah! Now I know where your ***** is!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I figure if I'm like this at my computer no one will come near me, so what would I need a weapon for?

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[Rey C.]

Hah! Now I know where your ***** is!

Dammit! Now I've got to move it again - trouble is, I lose it every time I do that.

 

[squallumz]

I could comment back and call you names , but I actually feel sorry for you. You know not a thing about women I'm not saying I'm an expert either, but I know what women don't want to hear, and it's comments like this and the ones you have been making on this thread. You have this misconception about models in the adult industry and just picture them as horny sluts who just love to fuck anyone they meet. Like your going to meet a porn star in public and she'll just be so excited to suck your dick. It aint going to happen. They are just selling the fantasy, nothing more. Briana Lee has been awesome because she dioes a great job with interactign with her fans and giving them her real thoughts and feelings as well as give some of the best solo vids. I'm not going to deny that she is very attractive and I would love to have sex with her like crazy, but I would never once expect her to have to do that. (unless she wanted to. hint hint ) Even if you are trying for a one night stand Mr. Fartsalot. You wont have much luck if that's your additude about women. They don't want to hear that they are cheap. That's not the best pick up line. If you had your heart broken recently, and are bitter about that I understand but there is no need to come in here and start refering to Miss Lee as a whore because she is a class act. A one of a kind class act that you will never have any chance with shaking her hand if you don't improving your additude.

you realize he's a troll, right? right??

 

[bobjustbob]

She WAS there, bob. I saw her come in. I was sitting in the corner of the bar, pants around my ankles, but that is not important right now.
What is important is that Ms. Lee WAS there. And she had jpsmoothpa with her. He was going to pitch his movie idea to you. I guess you lost out on that one.
And I left my pants there. So, we both lost. You lost out on a great time with Briana and a business opportunity with jp. And I lost my pants. I guess we are equals now.

THAT BITCH! I knew it wasn't the Barney suit. Briana Shark swooped in to grab the movie deal. Now I feel foolish. Had I known that was you in the cornor we could have split the nachos and hit a club. I keep a little black dress with a pair of pumps in the trunk just in case. Your choice for the Barney suit or dress.

 

[gunslingingbird]

We will. You'll measure all men against me from that day forward.

No need to. We already have the inch as a unit of measurement.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

No need to. We already have the inch as a unit of measurement.

:ohsnap:

 

[lurkingdirk]

No need to. We already have the inch as a unit of measurement.

Ah, yes, the inch. Also known as gunslingingbird x 2.

 

[alexpnz]

I could comment back and call you names , but I actually feel sorry for you. You know not a thing about women I'm not saying I'm an expert either, but I know what women don't want to hear, and it's comments like this and the ones you have been making on this thread. You have this misconception about models in the adult industry and just picture them as horny sluts who just love to fuck anyone they meet. Like your going to meet a porn star in public and she'll just be so excited to suck your dick. It aint going to happen. They are just selling the fantasy, nothing more. Briana Lee has been awesome because she dioes a great job with interactign with her fans and giving them her real thoughts and feelings as well as give some of the best solo vids. I'm not going to deny that she is very attractive and I would love to have sex with her like crazy, but I would never once expect her to have to do that. (unless she wanted to. hint hint ) Even if you are trying for a one night stand Mr. Fartsalot. You wont have much luck if that's your additude about women. They don't want to hear that they are cheap. That's not the best pick up line. If you had your heart broken recently, and are bitter about that I understand but there is no need to come in here and start refering to Miss Lee as a whore because she is a class act. A one of a kind class act that you will never have any chance with shaking her hand if you don't improving your additude.

Thanx for the morality lesson, ***.

Take it easy, it ain't that important.

We're on a porn board and I'm sure Briana didn't get half as offended as you did.

It's a nice day, get off the 'puter and go get some air.

 

[Briana Lee]

It's funny, this thread is getting more traffic to it now than when I was actually running the contest! Haha!

If Briana is not going to put-out, she can atleast pay for everything. But women are cheap, so that's not likely.

I could comment back and call you names , but I actually feel sorry for you. You know not a thing about women I'm not saying I'm an expert either, but I know what women don't want to hear, and it's comments like this and the ones you have been making on this thread. You have this misconception about models in the adult industry and just picture them as horny sluts who just love to fuck anyone they meet. Like your going to meet a porn star in public and she'll just be so excited to suck your dick. It aint going to happen. They are just selling the fantasy, nothing more. Briana Lee has been awesome because she dioes a great job with interactign with her fans and giving them her real thoughts and feelings as well as give some of the best solo vids. I'm not going to deny that she is very attractive and I would love to have sex with her like crazy, but I would never once expect her to have to do that. (unless she wanted to. hint hint ) Even if you are trying for a one night stand Mr. Fartsalot. You wont have much luck if that's your additude about women. They don't want to hear that they are cheap. That's not the best pick up line. If you had your heart broken recently, and are bitter about that I understand but there is no need to come in here and start refering to Miss Lee as a whore because she is a class act. A one of a kind class act that you will never have any chance with shaking her hand if you don't improving your additude.

Honestly babe don't waste your breath on him. All he's doing is trying to wind you up. Thank you for your kind words though.

She WAS there, bob. I saw her come in. I was sitting in the corner of the bar, pants around my ankles, but that is not important right now.
What is important is that Ms. Lee WAS there. And she had jpsmoothpa with her. He was going to pitch his movie idea to you. I guess you lost out on that one.
And I left my pants there. So, we both lost. You lost out on a great time with Briana and a business opportunity with jp. And I lost my pants. I guess we are equals now.

Thanks for that Stan....I managed to keep that quiet all that time....

THAT BITCH! I knew it wasn't the Barney suit. Briana Shark swooped in to grab the movie deal. Now I feel foolish. Had I known that was you in the cornor we could have split the nachos and hit a club. I keep a little black dress with a pair of pumps in the trunk just in case. Your choice for the Barney suit or dress.

Well if you snooze you looze! Me and JP are gonna be billionaires don't you know....

Bri made this thread when she'd only been here for a month. Methinks she's a she wouldn't make the mistake of picking one of us at random to meet in person after getting to know us.

Haha! It wasn't quite at random but yea I probably would have ****** certain 'people' from the contest if I had know....

We will. You'll measure all men against me from that day forward.

No need to. We already have the inch as a unit of measurement.

Ah, yes, the inch. Also known as gunslingingbird x 2.

:rofl2: Nice one! Both of you!

Thanx for the morality lesson, ***.

Take it easy, it ain't that important.

We're on a porn board and I'm sure Briana didn't get half as offended as you did.

It's a nice day, get off the 'puter and go get some air.

What do you mean it's not important?! Why aren't you jumping in and defending me from the big nasty, mean man?! :dunno:

 

[alexpnz]

What do you mean it's not important?! Why aren't you jumping in and defending me from the big nasty, mean man?! :dunno:

What I meant was, that in the grand scheme of things, It wasn't nearly important enough for him to have to go and formulate a Lawyer's defense of you based on something a dude named "Sir Fartsalot" had to say, on a porn board.

I'm sure it didn't ruin your day and that if you felt the need to, you would and could defend yourself against a ****** named....._Fartsalot!

I just find it comical how serious some of these dudes take such matters on the interwebz.

Besides, in NO WAY am I trying to infringe upon the holy trinity of your defenders.....Jitna, M12 and Vern.

 

[Sir_Fartsalot]

What do you mean it's not important?! Why aren't you jumping in and defending me from the big nasty, mean man?! :dunno:

She thrives on the attention & she's upset that she's not getting it. Awwwwwwwwww.

 

[lurkingdirk]

She thrives on the attention & she's upset that she's not getting it. Awwwwwwwwww.

If you look up douchebag in the dictionary, there's a picture of you by way of definition.

I wasn't sure if you knew that or not.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I thrive on attention & I'm upset that I'm not getting it. Awwwwwwwwww.

As mentioned, you're a douche of the highest quality. It's really a shame that you have to come trolling into other people's threads just to get noticed. Go jump off a duck, why don't you?

On a related note, I wouldn't mind if Briana was up to holding another contest. I didn't get to enter the first one and I'd love the opportunity for a chance to enjoy her company.

 

[Sir_Fartsalot]

If you look up douchebag in the dictionary, there's a picture of you by way of definition.

I wasn't sure if you knew that or not.

Good one, lickingdick. Do you also use the "it takes one to know one" phrase, too? :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

Good one, lickingdick. Do you also use the "it takes one to know one" phrase, too? :1orglaugh

Your intellectual prowess is not to be beat. Wow.

 

[Briana Lee]

What I meant was, that in the grand scheme of things, It wasn't nearly important enough for him to have to go and formulate a Lawyer's defense of you based on something a dude named "Sir Fartsalot" had to say, on a porn board.

I'm sure it didn't ruin your day and that if you felt the need to, you would and could defend yourself against a ****** named....._Fartsalot!

I just find it comical how serious some of these dudes take such matters on the interwebz.

Besides, in NO WAY am I trying to infringe upon the holy trinity of your defenders.....Jitna, M12 and Vern.

:1orglaugh You do make me chuckle babe.

She thrives on the attention & she's upset that she's not getting it. Awwwwwwwwww.

Hahaha! It's called sarcasm.....look it up....

As mentioned, you're a douche of the highest quality. It's really a shame that you have to come trolling into other people's threads just to get noticed. Go jump off a duck, why don't you?

On a related note, I wouldn't mind if Briana was up to holding another contest. I didn't get to enter the first one and I'd love the opportunity for a chance to enjoy her company.

You never know what the future might hold.....

Your intellectual prowess is not to be beat. Wow.

:goodpost:

 

[jitna]

Besides, in NO WAY am I trying to infringe upon the holy trinity of your defenders.....Jitna, M12 and Vern.

should i be excited that i got a mention?