Why squirrels masturbate

The question shouldnt be why they masturbate, it should be "why wouldnt they". Even squirrels have figured out that masturbating is awesome! Lets hope they dont steal our porn collections.
 

BabesForTheWin

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Well regardless, all she need say when people ask the obvious, why WOULD you watch 2000 hours of squirrels masturbating is..."IT'S SCIENCE". If she says it in a loud, authoritative tone, whilst wearing a lab coat, no one will suspect a thing. Probably.
 
Well regardless, all she need say when people ask the obvious, why WOULD you watch 2000 hours of squirrels masturbating is..."IT'S SCIENCE". If she says it in a loud, authoritative tone, whilst wearing a lab coat, no one will suspect a thing. Probably.

Well, but the question comes to my mind. How does affect the scientist's sex life.
 

Petra

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I bet y'all could masturbate like a squirrel can, most of you here would be your own cocksuckers and drink your own jizz like a milkshake :facepalm:
 
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