Why squirrels masturbate

[bulma321]

The final explanation is that masturbation is actually a form of self-medication. By cleaning their genitals, males reduce their odds of contracting a sexually transmitted infection.

Brings real meaning to

 

[Jakeforfun159]

this is fucking nuts lol no pun intended

 

[mekhet]

I think this somehow explains why Ron Jeremy used to do the exact same thing to himself, except he was a hedgehog, not a squirrel.

I used to have a good laugh at the idea of Ron Jeremy dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog. Now I'm imagining him as Tails the Squirrel.

 

[anairhead999]

Squirrels must be horny all the time like humans

 

[e_love_1919]

i would masterbate all day if i had a sack like that too. mrs. squirrel porobably likes it too, cuz that would make for some explosive cumshots!

 

[marzapan]

So they sat around and watched squirrels masturbate? Damn, I'm in the wrong business.

 

[mirovingian]

caption: y u mad tho?

 

[nerffren]

This glut of data told her that males masturbate more often when females are ready for mating.

omg this applies to me too!

 

[Droy85]

thats crazy.

 

[oscuridad]

all squirrel needs something more than just nuts in its life...

 

[oscuridad]

As Lenon said: all we need is love!!!

 

[oscuridad]

i learned something new today...

 

[oscuridad]

for those who thought the man was the most evolved animal...

 

[funkipman]

Squirrels (and birds) around here also eat wild cherries that quickly ferment in their stomaches and get them drunk. It is kinda funny to see a drunk one fall out the tree every now and then.

 

[oscuridad]

now what´s next???
Alvin and the chipmunks the next porn superstars??

 

[TheDude121]

I hit a squirrel sucking itself off in the road the other day. Perhaps the saddest way to die ever...

 

[gamble420]

Squirrels masturbate bc i do

 

[ASSMAN9000]

His nuts are huge! If your balls were that big you would have to release a load all the time too

 

[demonbbq]

who knew I had something in common with squirrels...besides being cute and cuddly that is.

 

[ijinxd]

That is odd. I would think that such large cajones would make these little critters slow runners...but apparently not.