but yours has apps. i have none! that makes mine retarded.
I made the huge mistake of wandering into the local Radio Shack about a month ago and the kid (I mean KID, 16-17 with zits) who was the sales rep comes over and sees me browsing over the smart phones. I told him I was only LOOKING and I thought to myself, "Oh Christ, I can't afford a freakin' smart phone right now, man. Leave me alone." But I was polite and listened to him talk about why this phone was better than that phone, or which plan would be better for just another $9.99 a month, yadda yadda.
So, FINALLY he thinks to ask, "So you're looking to upgrade ... what kind of phone do you have now." So I pull out my Motorola Razr V3. I feel stress and shame building up in my heart as he does a double-take at my phone.
"That, is what we now call RETRO," he said, smirking at me like I'm some old fuddy-duddy.
I politely excused myself at that point and left the store grumbling aloud, "Retro my ass!"
So, after the long story, I admit that I have a retarded, antique cellphone. Not a smartphone! A RETRO retarded cellphone.
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