Seems they also relieved you of $400 unless you spent it :dunno:
What's the Drunkest thing you have ever done?
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Seems they also relieved you of $400 unless you spent it :dunno:
That is extremely intriguing.
I'd have to say the drunkest thing I've ever done is answer a personal ad from someone named GregCentauro.
but what if i've done dumber stuff sober?
meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
I got drunk and tried to smuggle Kinder Eggs across the border.
wtf was i thinkin?
wtf was i thinkin?
John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
I was at a client's office. For lunch, I went to the bar and drank six shots of Jack Daniels in a half hour - one every five minutes. I staggered my way back to the office. When I got back to work, I then locked myself in the men's room. No one could get in. They kept banging and banging at the door and shouting too. However I did not hear it on account that I had passed out sitting on the toilet. In four hours I woke up, unlocked the door, left with my collegues and caught the train home, sitting across from my boss. Later, the client called. I got repremanded but not fired. Five years later, I did get fired.
Ok, here's mine - I used to live in an apartment complex that was paradise! I could walk out my door & like five feet away was the gate to a heated pool, It was awesome! Grass, Trees, everything, Best place ive ever been, Anyways got drunk one day with my cousin & roommate, we decided to throw a party, got like ten fine ass girls to come by, had bout 4 fifths and cases of beer, it was a great night till I started showin off, too many shots & I blacked out.
Next morning I woke up with chocolate syrup and whip cream all over my bed, panties on the floor and a hell of a mess. Walked out to get some air & had an eviction notice on my door - turns out we all got so drunk we went skinny dipping in the pool after hours & then I managed to take 3 girls to my room! All my buds were so proud of me, but the worst part was I CANT REMEMBER A DAMN THING!!!
At least there were pictures & panties to prove it
Next morning I woke up with chocolate syrup and whip cream all over my bed, panties on the floor and a hell of a mess. Walked out to get some air & had an eviction notice on my door - turns out we all got so drunk we went skinny dipping in the pool after hours & then I managed to take 3 girls to my room! All my buds were so proud of me, but the worst part was I CANT REMEMBER A DAMN THING!!!
At least there were pictures & panties to prove it 
Got in the car to leave the bar. (I wasn't driving) and before we go to pull out of the parking lot a cop blocks us and ask... "Is this your shoe?" I look down and I am missing a flip flop. =)
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Bet your heart leaped up your throat and out your mouth. :1orglaugh
Ok, here's mine - I used to live in an apartment complex that was paradise! I could walk out my door & like five feet away was the gate to a heated pool, It was awesome! Grass, Trees, everything, Best place ive ever been, Anyways got drunk one day with my cousin & roommate, we decided to throw a party, got like ten fine ass girls to come by, had bout 4 fifths and cases of beer, it was a great night till I started showin off, too many shots & I blacked out.
Next morning I woke up with chocolate syrup and whip cream all over my bed, panties on the floor and a hell of a mess. Walked out to get some air & had an eviction notice on my door - turns out we all got so drunk we went skinny dipping in the pool after hours & then I managed to take 3 girls to my room! All my buds were so proud of me, but the worst part was I CANT REMEMBER A DAMN THING!!!
:bowdown:
funny, the stripper in vegas thing kinda has me intrigued...:dunno:
Supafly
Retired Mod
Well, I could tell several storys, but I will pick just a few
1. I was drunk in front of my computer, late at night, and I decided to push a hundred euros on my paypal account.
Three days later I was at the bank and learned there were a thousand bucks missing, WTF
Luckily I then went online and saw I had added a 'Zero' too much to the 100 and well sent it back and was reliefed!!!
2. Was clubbing in the city, going from places to places, and when we all got hungry, we went to our favorite kebab place.
Eventually, I felt I had some gas coming and I knew I would not make it to a restroom or so because right then, the guy behind the counter asked me 'with all the hot sauce and all'? On that spot I farted like a bullhorn :1orglaugh Man the look on his face was priceless. Nice response, huh
Good thing: I did not shit my pants there, which would not have surprised me
3. Picked up a buxom babe and went home with her after a long night at a club. Went down on her and man she had so much hair all around that pussy. Got home by the bus and checked myself repeatedly as people stared at me and chuckled, all normal.
At home i found a lot of hair between my teeth
1. I was drunk in front of my computer, late at night, and I decided to push a hundred euros on my paypal account.
Three days later I was at the bank and learned there were a thousand bucks missing, WTF
Luckily I then went online and saw I had added a 'Zero' too much to the 100 and well sent it back and was reliefed!!!
2. Was clubbing in the city, going from places to places, and when we all got hungry, we went to our favorite kebab place.
Eventually, I felt I had some gas coming and I knew I would not make it to a restroom or so because right then, the guy behind the counter asked me 'with all the hot sauce and all'? On that spot I farted like a bullhorn :1orglaugh Man the look on his face was priceless. Nice response, huh
Good thing: I did not shit my pants there, which would not have surprised me
3. Picked up a buxom babe and went home with her after a long night at a club. Went down on her and man she had so much hair all around that pussy. Got home by the bus and checked myself repeatedly as people stared at me and chuckled, all normal.
At home i found a lot of hair between my teeth
HE1FiNEARTiST
Banned
when i turned 22, i threw a party at my apartment. i got drunk pretty early and when the brew haas were almost over, a friend and i went to beer run. when i got back everbody was gone but my roomate. she said the cops came and shut the party down and asked everbody to leave. she said there was more bad news, the cops had seen my gasmask bong and confiscated it. i was so fucked up that i asked my roomate to drive me to the police station so that i could get my bong back. when i got to the window i banged on it till a officer came and asked what i wanted and i told him that he just came to my apartment and broke up my party and that i wanted my bong that they had taken, and he reached directly below the counter and brought out my bong and said, "you mean this? you want this back?" and i was like "yes!" and he said, "how about i just go around the corner and arrest you, you little shit! you got alot of fucking balls!" thats when it dawned on me wtf i was doing and i just left. that was fairly stupid.
Quite a few, nothing too hillarious though.
6. Said some crude chat up lines with this chinese slut who was a friend of a friends friend. Ending up having her push me in the face and I tried to fight her. Don't remember what I even said.
5. Got smashed with 4 buddies, 1 of which was my only real friend. Went into the toilet for a piss, sat down on the toilet and fell asleep for about 3 hours. Woke up and everyone had left and the bar closed with no staff and I got out somehow quite easy.
4. Went to a party with my girlfriend at this hadn't drank in years, mixed my drinks and withen 2 hours was throwing up all over my clothes. I kept trying to hide it and didn't even know it was on my shoes in front of everyone. Got in the cab and kept throwing up but doing it inside my jacket in an attempt to stop my girlfriend seeing me lol. I was covered.
3. Got carried out by three bouncers in a club for touching a girls arm. They noticed I was drunk and were waiting for a reason to get me out. They took me by surprise I never saw them. I got into an argument with them and felt like going at it then they just kicked me out.
2. Christmas 2010. Stood in my room and started pissing on the floor intil my sisters came up and my trousers were soaked.
1. Went out with a few mates, got hammered and started running out of my control, I was going to fall over so I kept running it off and my trousers fell down and my m8 kept pulling me up and then it would happen 3 or 4 times and intil I fell head first into a parked car with my trousers down.
6. Said some crude chat up lines with this chinese slut who was a friend of a friends friend. Ending up having her push me in the face and I tried to fight her. Don't remember what I even said.
5. Got smashed with 4 buddies, 1 of which was my only real friend. Went into the toilet for a piss, sat down on the toilet and fell asleep for about 3 hours. Woke up and everyone had left and the bar closed with no staff and I got out somehow quite easy.
4. Went to a party with my girlfriend at this hadn't drank in years, mixed my drinks and withen 2 hours was throwing up all over my clothes. I kept trying to hide it and didn't even know it was on my shoes in front of everyone. Got in the cab and kept throwing up but doing it inside my jacket in an attempt to stop my girlfriend seeing me lol. I was covered.
3. Got carried out by three bouncers in a club for touching a girls arm. They noticed I was drunk and were waiting for a reason to get me out. They took me by surprise I never saw them. I got into an argument with them and felt like going at it then they just kicked me out.
2. Christmas 2010. Stood in my room and started pissing on the floor intil my sisters came up and my trousers were soaked.
1. Went out with a few mates, got hammered and started running out of my control, I was going to fall over so I kept running it off and my trousers fell down and my m8 kept pulling me up and then it would happen 3 or 4 times and intil I fell head first into a parked car with my trousers down.
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