What SUPER POWER do you want?

[PlasmaTwa2]

I picked flight, cause that's the closest option to Iron Man.

 

[Kingfisher]

Do my clothes turn invisible too, it would get cold...
Probably go with telepathy. Get the drop on people's thought and reactions. Go to Vegas, play blackjack and poker.

 

[jtcarra]

telepathy all the skirt will fly

 

[~~whimsy~~]

What's that one that makes me fly?

 

[dadolfo]

flying would be excellent.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I want the ability to control my bowels.

No more poopoopants. How sweet would that be?

 

[andrea_]

Morphing!
You know why?
Baceuse I could morph into anyone of our OCSM and spend the day touching my boobs!

 

[mrtrebus]

I would be an arbiter of love throughout the world, helping nations to break down barriers, to peacefully resolve their various issues in respect of ideology, of politics, of landownership, of religion etc with my mighty Penis Of Unity.
I would gather the parties together who, thanks to their differing viewpoints & greed driven self-interest, were on the brink of war. I would then resolve the issue in one simple move, removing my aforementioned Penis of Unity I would stimulate it to full erectness & then, after a few scant moments of vigorous pumping, spray those assembled with my Semen Of Solidarity!
Another conflict averted!
Another group of diverse peoples unified in peace!
:rubbel:

 

[weinermobile]

telekinesis. i could be like alakazam and move shit with spoons

 

[turtle825]

The ability to have all my wishes granted.

 

[lurkingdirk]

My super power would be mind control.

Imagine how sweet it would be to be able to control my mind. That way I could shut up the damn voices once and for all!

 

[Ravenholm]

I think all of those options in the poll just described Chuck Norris.

As for me I voted for Invisibility.

No and not so I can go and full fill my dreams of stalking Jessica Alba in her shower or changing room at the gym etc. Although now that I mentioned that...

 

[Jack Davenport]

To be able to piss Skittles

 

[Icewater Jones]

12th level intelect (Lex Luthor)

 

[OzzieOz]

I ultimately chose flying, being a huge fan of Superman since i was little... flying is the one super power i'd like to have. I've wished that i could fly out of certain situations (ie: stuck in traffic) thus making the trip from point a to point b - a helluva lot quicker than they turn out to be.


Although in a perfect world, i'd also like super strength + martial arts abilities - i'd be able to fling someone up in the air then do a hybrid variation of a flying kick (a super sized version of Lui Kang's move in the Mortal Kombat video games :1orglaugh).

 

[Ray Ecks]

That's easy, invisibility.

 

[JordanRules]

Morph into a vibrator for my favorite pornstars!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Martial Arts for sure. Where I come from you have to defend yourself and there is nothing worse than a "man" who can't defend himself.

 

[BaldJacky]

I chose TELEPATHY, but it would still TELEKINESIS and INVISIBILITY
I want everything!